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myhomie2taro 🍪
@dannytaro.bsky.social
Democratic Socialist. Emcee. Livestreamer on hiatus. Social justice entrepreneur. Family man. Creative. Survivor of cancer and cancel culture.✌️ #Ptbo
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it’s 2026. you lose your government job to AI. a predictions market addict breaks into your house to steal the RAM out of your laptop. your children generate an AI video of you getting beat up by Captain America — but they are too illiterate to understand the irony.

What do you do?
FLAMETHROWERS MELT ICE

🔥💨🧊🫗

(stating this from a purely scientific point of view, apropos to nothing)
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I am afraid to say but Bluesky kinda dying, right?
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
PP literally so dumb. He is not a winner. He will lose to Carney again and his leadership renewal will only prolong the inevitable.

Literally a man who talks shit for a living criticizing Carney for “rhetoric, not action.” Bro … you are the definition of that.
January 24, 2026 at 2:31 PM
There is such a gigantic leftwards GAP for the federal NDP to fill. Sincerely hoping a fresh leader will be able to move the party left and criticize the Liberals from a position of strength.
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Canada doesn't live because of the United States. Canada thrives because we are ... uhh, hold my Molson ...
January 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
As City Councillor for Northcrest, I will claim independence for the north end. We will be a seperate city than the City of #Ptbo.

Cruelty will not be the point.

#TaroforMayorofNorthcrest

(or possibly Bridgesouth, as the people will decide the name).
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Wyclef Jean in my head everytime 2FA sends me a one-time passcode:

'One Time'
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
are they saying "a narco terrorism" or "anarcho terrorism"???

either way, im in
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Venezualan rappers on Dec 31st: This gonna be the year I start running things.

Trump on Jan 3rd: We will run Venezuala.

Rappers: Well, shit.
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scared to tweet this out and jynx it but

no power outage through the ice storm!
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We're up to 1 orange and 2 yellow warnings.

#IcegeddonII #Ptbo
December 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Preparing for Icegeddon 2: The Reicenning
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ghost of Christmas Past putting in *work* this year:

1 Million Epstein Files
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Merry Crankmas, Everyone! How would you rate the tidings?

[ ] Bad
[ ] Meh
[ ] Good
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
DMC from Run DMC said

happy holidays /
not like a lot of days

and i felt that
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
#ptbo specific list

- clear garbage bags
- oatmeal
- the mental fortitude to survive this strong mayor
i just think we should give/get a year's worth of essentials for xmas

Need:
- toothpaste/floss
- vitamins
- diapers
- carbohydrates
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i just think we should give/get a year's worth of essentials for xmas

Need:
- toothpaste/floss
- vitamins
- diapers
- carbohydrates
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The house in Home Alone sold for $5.5M 😱

Only war is the class war and the wet bandits were our strongest soldiers.
December 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by myhomie2taro 🍪
CBC has put together an impressive collection of clips exposing Diagolon and Second Sons in their own words. These are white nationalists and neo-Nazis who want an ethnic cleansing and believe "violence is the answer." Largest group of its kind in Canadian history. www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
Exposing a masked ‘nationalist’ club: ‘The race war is here’
YouTube video by CBC News
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Interviewer: Why do you suck at politics?

PP: *choking back tears* I'm great at politics. It's actually the guy who is mopping the floor with me who sucks at politics.
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“my left stroke just went viral /
right stroke put PP in a death spiral”

i can’t believe Mark Carney said that
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’s 2026. you lose your government job to AI. a predictions market addict breaks into your house to steal the RAM out of your laptop. your children generate an AI video of you getting beat up by Captain America — but they are too illiterate to understand the irony.

What do you do?
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Microsoft always be like:

do you even Edge bro?
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A Mark Carney majority would be bad, actually.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mark Carney really said "Hey Ma"
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM