Getting pissed and eating ice cream
May 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Getting pissed and eating ice cream
I need to have a word with Betty Crocker
Bought this box for Spud and it doesn’t come with cupcake cases!? What’s she playing at, silly bitch. Easter ruined.
Bought this box for Spud and it doesn’t come with cupcake cases!? What’s she playing at, silly bitch. Easter ruined.
April 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I need to have a word with Betty Crocker
Bought this box for Spud and it doesn’t come with cupcake cases!? What’s she playing at, silly bitch. Easter ruined.
Bought this box for Spud and it doesn’t come with cupcake cases!? What’s she playing at, silly bitch. Easter ruined.
Happy Easter! If you woke up this morning & decided to have one of those fucked up hot cross buns with apple crumble, chocolate, peas, strawberries or w/e else the shops make up, then Jesus thinks you’re stupid & you’re not allowed any Easter Eggs
The lord only accepts the OGs x
The lord only accepts the OGs x
April 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Happy Easter! If you woke up this morning & decided to have one of those fucked up hot cross buns with apple crumble, chocolate, peas, strawberries or w/e else the shops make up, then Jesus thinks you’re stupid & you’re not allowed any Easter Eggs
The lord only accepts the OGs x
The lord only accepts the OGs x
“My son is 3 in May”
Yeah cool story hun, but can you read!?! 😂😂
Yeah cool story hun, but can you read!?! 😂😂
April 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“My son is 3 in May”
Yeah cool story hun, but can you read!?! 😂😂
Yeah cool story hun, but can you read!?! 😂😂
Find out Spuds primary school tomorrow and I feel sick with nerves
April 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Find out Spuds primary school tomorrow and I feel sick with nerves
Tempted to go lick a toilet seat at Preston bus station in an attempt to lose some weight
April 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Tempted to go lick a toilet seat at Preston bus station in an attempt to lose some weight
oh my goodness me, I’ve had a BERTHA delivered to me 🤤
Thank you SO much @gingertucci.bsky.social ❤️❤️
I am in chocolate HEAVEN
Thank you SO much @gingertucci.bsky.social ❤️❤️
I am in chocolate HEAVEN
April 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
oh my goodness me, I’ve had a BERTHA delivered to me 🤤
Thank you SO much @gingertucci.bsky.social ❤️❤️
I am in chocolate HEAVEN
Thank you SO much @gingertucci.bsky.social ❤️❤️
I am in chocolate HEAVEN
Tonight I went out for pie and it was a very nice pie indeed
April 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tonight I went out for pie and it was a very nice pie indeed
Just taken off the plasters from my toes
Spud: Mummy can I see?
Spuds Face: 🥴
Spud: Mummy, that toe looks like an omelette
Glad they’re looking good 😂
Spud: Mummy can I see?
Spuds Face: 🥴
Spud: Mummy, that toe looks like an omelette
Glad they’re looking good 😂
April 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just taken off the plasters from my toes
Spud: Mummy can I see?
Spuds Face: 🥴
Spud: Mummy, that toe looks like an omelette
Glad they’re looking good 😂
Spud: Mummy can I see?
Spuds Face: 🥴
Spud: Mummy, that toe looks like an omelette
Glad they’re looking good 😂
Has anyone ever successfully un knotted the Chinese takeaway bag without ripping it?!?
March 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Has anyone ever successfully un knotted the Chinese takeaway bag without ripping it?!?
Can anyone recommend a place to enjoy an afternoon out wine tasting please? Eating cheese? Looking at booking a day out for Dad, probably for Fathers Day (organised I know!)
I’m Preston based, so local ish / train ride away please! 🙂
I’m Preston based, so local ish / train ride away please! 🙂
March 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Can anyone recommend a place to enjoy an afternoon out wine tasting please? Eating cheese? Looking at booking a day out for Dad, probably for Fathers Day (organised I know!)
I’m Preston based, so local ish / train ride away please! 🙂
I’m Preston based, so local ish / train ride away please! 🙂
@whingewhingewine.co.uk not sure if you saw this 😂 posted on the Dull Men’s Club over on that FacePlace but a Vinted story that made me laugh and think of you! 😂 x
February 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
@whingewhingewine.co.uk not sure if you saw this 😂 posted on the Dull Men’s Club over on that FacePlace but a Vinted story that made me laugh and think of you! 😂 x
Selected a bundle on Vinted & asked for 20% off (Vinted option!) It was declined & counter offered, which I thought was fair. 20% was a tad cheeky. Just about to buy the counter when I got a “Sorry!” & a re-offer of 20% off, as I’ve bought from her before so she’s happy to discount! How lovely! 🥰
January 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Selected a bundle on Vinted & asked for 20% off (Vinted option!) It was declined & counter offered, which I thought was fair. 20% was a tad cheeky. Just about to buy the counter when I got a “Sorry!” & a re-offer of 20% off, as I’ve bought from her before so she’s happy to discount! How lovely! 🥰
Am I out for pizza or have I just won the masters 🤷🏼♀️🍕🏌🏼♀️x
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Am I out for pizza or have I just won the masters 🤷🏼♀️🍕🏌🏼♀️x
Spin instructor told me my timing was brilliant and honestly, it’s the nicest thing anyone has said to me in weeks 😂
January 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Spin instructor told me my timing was brilliant and honestly, it’s the nicest thing anyone has said to me in weeks 😂
Getting excited for Greece with Greek inspired “Kleftiko” Style Lamb and Tomato & Pepper Garlic Potatoes
January 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Getting excited for Greece with Greek inspired “Kleftiko” Style Lamb and Tomato & Pepper Garlic Potatoes
Treated myself to some lovely new long soft pjs and have just placed them on the radiator so they are nice and toasty warm for when I get out of the bath like the little old lady that I am
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Treated myself to some lovely new long soft pjs and have just placed them on the radiator so they are nice and toasty warm for when I get out of the bath like the little old lady that I am
Easter confectionery is the very best kind
January 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Easter confectionery is the very best kind
Aaaaah we’ve booked a summer holiday! Taking Spud to one of my favourite places ever…Skiathos! 🎉🥰✈️☀️🇬🇷
Cannot wait to stuff my face with Souvlaki, drown in Mythos and cover my body in carrot oil 😉
YAMAS!
Cannot wait to stuff my face with Souvlaki, drown in Mythos and cover my body in carrot oil 😉
YAMAS!
January 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Aaaaah we’ve booked a summer holiday! Taking Spud to one of my favourite places ever…Skiathos! 🎉🥰✈️☀️🇬🇷
Cannot wait to stuff my face with Souvlaki, drown in Mythos and cover my body in carrot oil 😉
YAMAS!
Cannot wait to stuff my face with Souvlaki, drown in Mythos and cover my body in carrot oil 😉
YAMAS!
@ashleyrich.bsky.social happy birthday to you lovely!!!! Xxxx
January 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
@ashleyrich.bsky.social happy birthday to you lovely!!!! Xxxx
My friend had to put her doggy to sleep today 💔 Yesterday I arranged for flowers to be delivered to her 🌸today🌸 as a tiny little pick me up. I know the pain & know nothing, especially not flowers will help but wanted her to know I was thinking of her.
OF COURSE THEY’VE NOT BEEN DELIVERED HAVE THEY
OF COURSE THEY’VE NOT BEEN DELIVERED HAVE THEY
January 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My friend had to put her doggy to sleep today 💔 Yesterday I arranged for flowers to be delivered to her 🌸today🌸 as a tiny little pick me up. I know the pain & know nothing, especially not flowers will help but wanted her to know I was thinking of her.
OF COURSE THEY’VE NOT BEEN DELIVERED HAVE THEY
OF COURSE THEY’VE NOT BEEN DELIVERED HAVE THEY
Driving into nursery this morning and All Star comes on the radio. Spud goes:
“Mummy! This is Shrek song!”
Yeah it is Spud, well done!
“Mummy, you look like girl Shrek”
🤦🏼♀️😂🙃
“Mummy! This is Shrek song!”
Yeah it is Spud, well done!
“Mummy, you look like girl Shrek”
🤦🏼♀️😂🙃
January 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Driving into nursery this morning and All Star comes on the radio. Spud goes:
“Mummy! This is Shrek song!”
Yeah it is Spud, well done!
“Mummy, you look like girl Shrek”
🤦🏼♀️😂🙃
“Mummy! This is Shrek song!”
Yeah it is Spud, well done!
“Mummy, you look like girl Shrek”
🤦🏼♀️😂🙃
Since having Spud, I have some awful periods. Mainly my legs, sounds dramatic, but the aches & pains in them are so bad I feel like I can barely walk. Anyone know what this could be or have any tips that would help pls ? I am ofc going to get into the drs bcos I’m sat here crying
January 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Since having Spud, I have some awful periods. Mainly my legs, sounds dramatic, but the aches & pains in them are so bad I feel like I can barely walk. Anyone know what this could be or have any tips that would help pls ? I am ofc going to get into the drs bcos I’m sat here crying
Asks me to build a snowman but has other ideas 😂
January 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Asks me to build a snowman but has other ideas 😂