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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Oct 14
TA-DA! 🎉
Our brand-new website has LANDED and it’s absolutely APPEELING! 🍌
Shop funny gifts that’ll make you go bananas:
👉 dannabananas.com

LET THE LAUGHS BEGIN! 😂
#FunnyGifts #GiftsThatMakeYouLaugh #GiftIdeas #NewWebsite #ShopLocalCanada #CanadianHumour #DannaBananas
Is pie really easy? Asking for a friend. How are you celebrating

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#InternationalPieDay
Easy as Pie is a Such a Lie Oven Mitt | Funny Oven Mitt by Blue Q
A funny oven mitt that says it all — because pie isn’t easy. This quirky Blue Q oven mitt makes a perfect novelty kitchen gift or hilarious hostess gift.
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January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Because National Popcorn Day deserves popcorn socks… grab the pair before the credits roll 🍿🧦

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#NationalPopcornDay
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Pop, pop, hooray... tomorrow we celebrate National Popcorn Day! 🍿🎉

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#NationalPopcornDay
National PopCorn Day 2026 | Fun Popcorn Facts & Popcorn Socks
Celebrate National PopCorn Day 2026 on January 19 with fun popcorn history, movie-night traditions, and a nod to Popcorn Socks for true popcorn lovers.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
From Moxies Yorkdale to Cà Phê Rang etc., restaurants are closing as costs skyrocket.

A new Dalhousie report predicts 4,000+ Canadian restaurants will close this year. This isn’t just a stat. It’s losing our kitchens. 💔

Which local spot are you supporting this week?

#Canada #TOFood #SupportLocal
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Toronto snow day? ☃️
Build a better snowman with the all-in-one Sno-Man Kit.

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#SnowDayToronto #TorontoSnow
Sno-Man Kit: Create and Decorate Your Magical Snowman
Sno-Man Kit includes everything you need to design a magical snowman. Decorate with 3 Sno-Markers and artistic flair to bring your snowman to life!
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January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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We are 50 days away from the Paralympics.

I’ll be based in Cortina throughout competition with coverage of wheelchair curling, Para skiing and Para snowboarding

The Canadian Paralympic Team is expected to feature around 50 athletes competing in six sports from March 6-15.
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
One month until Valentine's Day! 💌 Send love the old-fashioned way with our vintage 1950s animated cards - clever fold-and-rivet tricks that actually move. Because nothing says 'I care' like snail mail that winks back.

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#SnailMail #OldFashionedLove #CanadianLove
Retro Valentine Cards Canada 2026 | Old-Fashioned, Funny & Unique
Shop vintage-inspired Valentine’s Day cards online in Canada. 1950s retro designs, funny & romantic styles. Ships from Canada – order by Feb 7.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Capricorns scheduled their own birthday reminder before you bought the calendar 😂

Shop practical, dry-humoured gifts that match their vibe - from Goat Yoga party games to introvert socks with boundaries. 🐐

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#CapricornBirthday #FunnyGifts #BirthdayGifts #Capricorn
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
5 Scenarios That Could Stun the World in 2026

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#2026
15 Scenarios That Could Stun the World in 2026
Futurists, political analysts and other forecasters on the possible “Black Swan” events of the new year.
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January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Remember crowding around tiny phone screens? This cardboard box just turned my wall into a movie theater - pure magic! 🎬✨ Perfect for 'just one more episode' nights. The darker the room, the better the show 😄
Who else loves spontaneous movie nights?

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#MovieNight
Smartphone Projector 2.0 – Funny Tech Gift Canada & USA | Danna Bananas Toronto
Turn movie night magical! 🎥 Smartphone Projector 2.0 turns phones into 100-inch screens. Compatible with iPhone & Android. Ships from Canada to the USA.
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January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Merry Christmas to all Ukrainians celebrating today!

Wishing peace, joy, and light this Ukrainian Christmas 💛💙

Read more about Ukrainian Christmas traditions here: dannabananas.com/blogs/blog/u...

#UkrainianChristmas #Ukrainians #Toronto #Canada #ЩасливогоРіздва #UkrainianCulture
Ukrainian Christmas in Canada: Traditions & Foods (Jan. 7)
Discover how Ukrainian Christmas is celebrated in Canada on January 7, from the 12-dish Holy Eve supper to traditional foods like kutia, borscht, and varenyky.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
What Do Ukrainians Eat for Christmas?!

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#UkranianChristmas #Ukrainians #Toronto #Canada
Ukrainian Christmas in Canada: Traditions & Foods (Jan. 7)
Discover how Ukrainian Christmas is celebrated in Canada on January 7, from the 12-dish Holy Eve supper to traditional foods like kutia, borscht, and varenyky.
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January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Last chance to listen to Christmas music:

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#christmasmusic #music
Mistletunes – Holiday Music!
With the holiday’s fast approaching, it’s very difficult not to hear the sounds of the season amongst the hustle and bustle of our daily lives. The question is, when should we start playing holiday mu...
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January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
#NewYearsEve
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I've got problems with you people—now you're gonna hear about them! 🔥

Just kidding. Mostly.

Celebrating Festivus? These pencils are perfect for your grievance list.

Feats of strength? You're on your own.

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#Festivus #Seinfeld
Holiday Pencils For Festivus
Happy Festivus! These Holiday Pencils For Festivus are imprinted with sayings that will remind you the true meaning..."write"? Straight from Wikipedia...this article is about the December holiday.  "F...
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December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Goodbye Birds!

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#GoodbyeBirds #FirstDayOfWinter
Funny Bird Gifts Canada | Quirky Gifts for Bird Lovers
Your bird watcher friend owns 17 field guides. They don't own this. Funny bird gifts with actual personality: fowl puzzles, sassy mugs & confession socks. Toronto-based, ships Canada-wide.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One week til' Christmas... Ho ho ho!

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#Christmas #SolarSanta
Solar Santa
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's Christmas time and Solar Santa will remind you! Jolly Old Saint Nick has a solar panel by his black boots and when the sun touches them he will swing his arm and ring his bell. ...
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December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh Deer! Toronto and the rest of Canada, you can still can get your order by the big day.

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#Toronto #Canada #ChristmasFunnyGifts
Plaid Reindeer Puzzle Plaque
Plaid Mounted ReindeerBring wildlife into your home with this eye-catching plaid plaque whose assembly makes for a fun family activity. First, assemble the puzzle, then hang the finished plaque on any...
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December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Spirograph Toy Hall of Fame 2025 Finalist: Retro Gift That's Still Pure Magic

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#art
Spirograph: 2025 Toy Hall of Fame Finalist | Retro Art Toy
Celebrate Spirograph's 2025 Toy Hall of Fame nomination! This retro geometric art toy creates mesmerizing designs for all ages. Shop the Deluxe Set at Danna Bananas.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Looking for gifts that make you go "HMMM"? 🤔 From duck feet planters to peeing gnomes... quirky presents that blend function with WTF-ery for hard-to-shop-for weirdos! 🎁

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#funnygifts #noveltygifts #gaggifts #uniquegifts #giftideas #christmasgifts #quirkygifts
Unwrap the Laughter: Gifts that Make You Go HMMM!
Searching for the perfect gift that will not only bring a smile to your recipient's face, but also make them go "HMMM"? Look no further! We've curated a list of hilarious and out-of-the-ordinary gifts...
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December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Shipping to La Pêche (Wakefield) | Outaouais... 🍌

Home to Lac Bernard, The Pink Panther & historic Wakefield Bridge...

Now: The BANORAH! Local flavour for your Hanukkah table. 🕎

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#Banorah #HanukkahGifts
Banorah Menorah: Unique Banana-Shaped Hanukkah Gift from Danna Bananas
Discover the Banorah Menorah, a unique banana-shaped Hanukkah gift that brings humor and joy to your celebrations. Perfect for sparking conversations and delighting guests!
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December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The most honest candle you'll ever own. "Can you believe it? A Genuine Re-Gifted Soya Wax Candle." For when you want to set a mood of polite, transparent resentment. 🕯️

#NationalCandleDay #FunnyGifts
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My new favorite holiday tradition isn't a tradition, and it isn't just for holidays.
It's a Stormtrooper. On a toilet. Guarding my coffee.
The empire's reach is truly impressive.

#StarWars
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Toronto condo dwellers: stop fighting pine needles and TTC tree policies. There's a better way. 🎄✨

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#TorontoChristmas #CondoLiving #HolidayHacks
Neon Christmas Trees Toronto: Condo-Friendly Holiday Decor
Ditch pine needles. Toronto's neon Christmas trees & solar Santa are perfect for condos and small spaces. Fast shipping across GTA & Canada. Shop local holiday decor.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Happy Women's Brain Health Day!

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#Women #Brain #WomensBrainHealthDay
Women's Brain Health Day: Books to Check + What My Mom's Journey Was Like
It's Women's Brain Health Day, December 2nd. Here are some books worth reading, plus my story about feeding my mom real food in long-term care. Your brain needs this.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM