Dan_hazza
@danmcg.bsky.social
Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.
Danny Murphy is right - 'the grass has just gone under him' 🤷🏻
Eni Aluko levels of shit.
Eni Aluko levels of shit.
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Danny Murphy is right - 'the grass has just gone under him' 🤷🏻
Eni Aluko levels of shit.
Eni Aluko levels of shit.
I can only assume this is blatant corruption.
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I can only assume this is blatant corruption.
We are actually so so bad these days. One win against a dog shit team hasn't changed that.
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
We are actually so so bad these days. One win against a dog shit team hasn't changed that.
A study needs to take place to see how Murphy had a world class season and then becomes total utter dog shit
February 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
A study needs to take place to see how Murphy had a world class season and then becomes total utter dog shit
It's so Newcastle that we have 89 corners and do nothing and they score with their first 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It's so Newcastle that we have 89 corners and do nothing and they score with their first 🤣
Can't believe how shit we have been all season and yet we are only 6 points off the champions.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Can't believe how shit we have been all season and yet we are only 6 points off the champions.
Just so it's clear, we all collectively hated when transfer windows came and went without business under Ashley. We didn't stand for it. When managers were not producing, we questioned them and wanted them replaced.
Fans are well within their right to question why nothing has rly changed.
Fans are well within their right to question why nothing has rly changed.
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Just so it's clear, we all collectively hated when transfer windows came and went without business under Ashley. We didn't stand for it. When managers were not producing, we questioned them and wanted them replaced.
Fans are well within their right to question why nothing has rly changed.
Fans are well within their right to question why nothing has rly changed.
Fucking please sack him. Please please please please.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Fucking please sack him. Please please please please.
I can't believe I am saying this a year on from the greatest time as a Newcastle fan, but there is very very little to like about this Eddie Howe team right now. All totally out of ideas and it's so hard to get up/excited for this constant less than mediocrity.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I can't believe I am saying this a year on from the greatest time as a Newcastle fan, but there is very very little to like about this Eddie Howe team right now. All totally out of ideas and it's so hard to get up/excited for this constant less than mediocrity.
Can't believe that athletes are injecting their dicks with acid. When I heard this earlier I thought I must have misheard. That can't possibly be true.
Wtf 🤣
Wtf 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Can't believe that athletes are injecting their dicks with acid. When I heard this earlier I thought I must have misheard. That can't possibly be true.
Wtf 🤣
Wtf 🤣
The comparison between us and Howe's final Bournemouth season is mad.
Elanga is the new Jordan Ibe.
Elanga is the new Jordan Ibe.
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The comparison between us and Howe's final Bournemouth season is mad.
Elanga is the new Jordan Ibe.
Elanga is the new Jordan Ibe.
If Howe is still there for the start of the summer, that should be enough to answer the question around whether the owners are truly committed or not.
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
If Howe is still there for the start of the summer, that should be enough to answer the question around whether the owners are truly committed or not.
That decision not to strengthen looking like a good one 🤣
Genuinely feel like they didn't want to back Howe because of how poor the summer was.
Wouldn't be surprised if we got a new manager and plans for stadium etc all released in the summer.
Genuinely feel like they didn't want to back Howe because of how poor the summer was.
Wouldn't be surprised if we got a new manager and plans for stadium etc all released in the summer.
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
That decision not to strengthen looking like a good one 🤣
Genuinely feel like they didn't want to back Howe because of how poor the summer was.
Wouldn't be surprised if we got a new manager and plans for stadium etc all released in the summer.
Genuinely feel like they didn't want to back Howe because of how poor the summer was.
Wouldn't be surprised if we got a new manager and plans for stadium etc all released in the summer.
For the first time in a long long time I find myself questioning why I am even watching this game of football. We all know how this ends up yet we are all glued to the pain.
It's sadistic really 🤣
It's sadistic really 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
For the first time in a long long time I find myself questioning why I am even watching this game of football. We all know how this ends up yet we are all glued to the pain.
It's sadistic really 🤣
It's sadistic really 🤣
We were never going to beat Liverpool. We just weren't.
That said, it's frankly fucking pathetic that the people in charge of our club can't find a single fucking player to strengthen this team during the January window.
That said, it's frankly fucking pathetic that the people in charge of our club can't find a single fucking player to strengthen this team during the January window.
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We were never going to beat Liverpool. We just weren't.
That said, it's frankly fucking pathetic that the people in charge of our club can't find a single fucking player to strengthen this team during the January window.
That said, it's frankly fucking pathetic that the people in charge of our club can't find a single fucking player to strengthen this team during the January window.
Genuinely feel like we are heading towards a relegation battle.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Genuinely feel like we are heading towards a relegation battle.
Elanga has played well. As has Hall. Possibly all you can take from this.
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Elanga has played well. As has Hall. Possibly all you can take from this.
Oooo 5 at the back looked effective against PSG I wonder if we will consider doing it again?
Nah mate, will play with zero strikers and 3 on the bench.
FML
Nah mate, will play with zero strikers and 3 on the bench.
FML
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Oooo 5 at the back looked effective against PSG I wonder if we will consider doing it again?
Nah mate, will play with zero strikers and 3 on the bench.
FML
Nah mate, will play with zero strikers and 3 on the bench.
FML
Going to win the Champions League aren't we?
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Going to win the Champions League aren't we?
Looking at that lineup and you have to ask yourself what is the god damn fucking point?
We aren't winning this game with that line up. What's the fucking point in the whole campaign if we just throw it away with that total level of bullshit.
It's borderline disrespectful to the fans over there.
We aren't winning this game with that line up. What's the fucking point in the whole campaign if we just throw it away with that total level of bullshit.
It's borderline disrespectful to the fans over there.
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Looking at that lineup and you have to ask yourself what is the god damn fucking point?
We aren't winning this game with that line up. What's the fucking point in the whole campaign if we just throw it away with that total level of bullshit.
It's borderline disrespectful to the fans over there.
We aren't winning this game with that line up. What's the fucking point in the whole campaign if we just throw it away with that total level of bullshit.
It's borderline disrespectful to the fans over there.
We are playing so badly at the moment that if course I'm feeling pessimistic but I don't see us getting anymore than 10 points for the rest of the season.
Going to be a total wash out.
Going to be a total wash out.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
We are playing so badly at the moment that if course I'm feeling pessimistic but I don't see us getting anymore than 10 points for the rest of the season.
Going to be a total wash out.
Going to be a total wash out.
I need Howe to go ideally soon but if not in the summer.
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I need Howe to go ideally soon but if not in the summer.
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
For the love of god please can we finally fucking sack him.
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For the love of god please can we finally fucking sack him.