Can someone please tell me why I would watch this? I truly don’t understand it

[insert actor] would like to play [insert character] in [insert movie franchise].

I too would like money.

I’m not married, but I’ll be damned if these don’t make it onto the wedding registry list.

I just spent $80 on an original Treasure Planet poster. If my parents find out I might be murdered.

Matthew Perry’s death has reminded me to take the time and invest in the things that really matter, so I bought Studio 60 on DVD.

Dad might be transitioning from Netflix true crime doco-series to the hit 2002 American mystery comedy-drama television series ‘Monk’ starring Tony Shalhoub. I’ll keep you updated on any future developments.