Ash Huey
@danidangerbear.bsky.social
She/Her They/Them. AuDHD writer, musician, artist, tech nerd, and amateur astronomer 🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🔭⭐️
Me: (finds small Jesus figurine in public)
Deeply religious MIL: (handing it to my 2yo great niece) "Look, baby. Can you say I love Jesus?"
Great Niece: (throws small Jesus on the ground)
MIL: 😰
Me: "Yes, my little demon baby! Rise from the ashes! Reject authority! Hail Satan!" 😈
Deeply religious MIL: (handing it to my 2yo great niece) "Look, baby. Can you say I love Jesus?"
Great Niece: (throws small Jesus on the ground)
MIL: 😰
Me: "Yes, my little demon baby! Rise from the ashes! Reject authority! Hail Satan!" 😈
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Me: (finds small Jesus figurine in public)
Deeply religious MIL: (handing it to my 2yo great niece) "Look, baby. Can you say I love Jesus?"
Great Niece: (throws small Jesus on the ground)
MIL: 😰
Me: "Yes, my little demon baby! Rise from the ashes! Reject authority! Hail Satan!" 😈
Deeply religious MIL: (handing it to my 2yo great niece) "Look, baby. Can you say I love Jesus?"
Great Niece: (throws small Jesus on the ground)
MIL: 😰
Me: "Yes, my little demon baby! Rise from the ashes! Reject authority! Hail Satan!" 😈
Okay, but why are they out here looking like #jackandrose from #titanic while #myheartwillgoon is played in the background by a 6-year-old on a recorder? #shibainu #dogsofbluesky
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Okay, but why are they out here looking like #jackandrose from #titanic while #myheartwillgoon is played in the background by a 6-year-old on a recorder? #shibainu #dogsofbluesky
January 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Weird social lesson I've learned while having celiac:
No matter how many times you say "No, thank you. I can't have that. I have celiac disease." Everyone is still always going to offer you bread. Always. 👀
No matter how many times you say "No, thank you. I can't have that. I have celiac disease." Everyone is still always going to offer you bread. Always. 👀
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Weird social lesson I've learned while having celiac:
No matter how many times you say "No, thank you. I can't have that. I have celiac disease." Everyone is still always going to offer you bread. Always. 👀
No matter how many times you say "No, thank you. I can't have that. I have celiac disease." Everyone is still always going to offer you bread. Always. 👀
Little Bean's a #pirate Arg! The saltiest little sea dog I know. It's a pirate's life for Bean. 🏴☠️ #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky #tuxie #tuxedocat #trouble #salty
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Little Bean's a #pirate Arg! The saltiest little sea dog I know. It's a pirate's life for Bean. 🏴☠️ #catsofbluesky #petsofbluesky #tuxie #tuxedocat #trouble #salty
So you mean to tell me that I've spent the last 3 decades raw dogging AuDHD in a world where everything sounds like 15 different radio stations playing at 50 volume all at once inside a tin can and you think my problem is that I "just don't listen too good?" #audhd #actuallyautistic #autism #adhd
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
So you mean to tell me that I've spent the last 3 decades raw dogging AuDHD in a world where everything sounds like 15 different radio stations playing at 50 volume all at once inside a tin can and you think my problem is that I "just don't listen too good?" #audhd #actuallyautistic #autism #adhd
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Wait. If you're Italian, then why don't you carry pasta around with you like people from Italy do?"
Me: (pulling a handful of rigatoni from my pocket) "But...I do."
Me: (pulling a handful of rigatoni from my pocket) "But...I do."
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Wait. If you're Italian, then why don't you carry pasta around with you like people from Italy do?"
Me: (pulling a handful of rigatoni from my pocket) "But...I do."
Me: (pulling a handful of rigatoni from my pocket) "But...I do."
My wife said "don't hang that flag." But what I heard was "you're a pirate and can do whatever you want. Be gay, do crime." #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbt #begaydocrime #pirate
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My wife said "don't hang that flag." But what I heard was "you're a pirate and can do whatever you want. Be gay, do crime." #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbt #begaydocrime #pirate
Some of y'all have never watched A Bug's Life and it shows.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Some of y'all have never watched A Bug's Life and it shows.
Having a bad day? Here are some photos of my girls in their little bows. 🫶🏻 #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #shiba #pupper #holidays #beautifulgirls
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Having a bad day? Here are some photos of my girls in their little bows. 🫶🏻 #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #shiba #pupper #holidays #beautifulgirls
When you smell your own paw and it is...offensively stinky. #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #stinkycat #kitty
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When you smell your own paw and it is...offensively stinky. #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #stinkycat #kitty
My little rainbow pup. 🌈 #lgbt #lgbtqia #rainbow #tiedye #dogsofbluesky #shibainu #doggo #stainedglass
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My little rainbow pup. 🌈 #lgbt #lgbtqia #rainbow #tiedye #dogsofbluesky #shibainu #doggo #stainedglass
We've been watching #helluvaboss because we are huge fans of #hazbinhotel. And I caught Little Bean watching intently with us and asked her what she thought of the show. This was her reaction:
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We've been watching #helluvaboss because we are huge fans of #hazbinhotel. And I caught Little Bean watching intently with us and asked her what she thought of the show. This was her reaction:
Small autistic boy riding on the swinging pirate ships ride at Ren Fest: "I'm gonna stab you! I'm gonna stab you!"
Person Beside Me: "Oh my. I believe that small child is screaming that he's going to stab you."
Me: "Meh. I've met me. I'd want to stab me too."
Person Beside Me: "Oh my. I believe that small child is screaming that he's going to stab you."
Me: "Meh. I've met me. I'd want to stab me too."
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Small autistic boy riding on the swinging pirate ships ride at Ren Fest: "I'm gonna stab you! I'm gonna stab you!"
Person Beside Me: "Oh my. I believe that small child is screaming that he's going to stab you."
Me: "Meh. I've met me. I'd want to stab me too."
Person Beside Me: "Oh my. I believe that small child is screaming that he's going to stab you."
Me: "Meh. I've met me. I'd want to stab me too."
A poem. By me. For the neurodivergents. Written before the time of AI apps:
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A poem. By me. For the neurodivergents. Written before the time of AI apps:
Random Notes in my Phone w/ 0 context:
1) 17in
2) Song titled Bean’s Chubs Are in the Way And She’s Angry
3) When it’s raining it feels like it’s raining everywhere
4) Break in inspection at 600 miles
I have no idea what any of these mean. But I wrote them. 💁🏼
1) 17in
2) Song titled Bean’s Chubs Are in the Way And She’s Angry
3) When it’s raining it feels like it’s raining everywhere
4) Break in inspection at 600 miles
I have no idea what any of these mean. But I wrote them. 💁🏼
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Random Notes in my Phone w/ 0 context:
1) 17in
2) Song titled Bean’s Chubs Are in the Way And She’s Angry
3) When it’s raining it feels like it’s raining everywhere
4) Break in inspection at 600 miles
I have no idea what any of these mean. But I wrote them. 💁🏼
1) 17in
2) Song titled Bean’s Chubs Are in the Way And She’s Angry
3) When it’s raining it feels like it’s raining everywhere
4) Break in inspection at 600 miles
I have no idea what any of these mean. But I wrote them. 💁🏼
No one:
My echolalia once every day for absolutely no reason: "Nah. Nah, it's not funneh. I've got sküüel."
#autism #actuallyaustistic #asd #echolalia
My echolalia once every day for absolutely no reason: "Nah. Nah, it's not funneh. I've got sküüel."
#autism #actuallyaustistic #asd #echolalia
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
No one:
My echolalia once every day for absolutely no reason: "Nah. Nah, it's not funneh. I've got sküüel."
#autism #actuallyaustistic #asd #echolalia
My echolalia once every day for absolutely no reason: "Nah. Nah, it's not funneh. I've got sküüel."
#autism #actuallyaustistic #asd #echolalia
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My wife said I can't play our DnD campaigns as 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat because I should try being something other than what I am in actual real life. But she doesn't fkn control me. I do what I want. 🤷🏼 #chaoticneutral
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My wife said I can't play our DnD campaigns as 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat because I should try being something other than what I am in actual real life. But she doesn't fkn control me. I do what I want. 🤷🏼 #chaoticneutral
We have a constitutional right to practice religion freely. This includes Agnosticism and Atheism. Which means that I have a right to NOT believe in your God or any God. And any law that takes away my rights based on YOUR religious beliefs is against my constitutional right to religious freedom.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We have a constitutional right to practice religion freely. This includes Agnosticism and Atheism. Which means that I have a right to NOT believe in your God or any God. And any law that takes away my rights based on YOUR religious beliefs is against my constitutional right to religious freedom.
Turn.
The volume.
Up.
The volume.
Up.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Turn.
The volume.
Up.
The volume.
Up.
Sometimes I create extraordinary works of art and I don't know if I'll ever share them with the world because I might be the only person who will ever truly appreciate them for what they are.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes I create extraordinary works of art and I don't know if I'll ever share them with the world because I might be the only person who will ever truly appreciate them for what they are.