Dan Hylton
@danhyltonmusic.bsky.social
Frontman for Southern Resident Killer Whales.
www.southernresidentkillerwhales.com
alternative rock | trail running | Timberwolves | craft beer | film | medieval history | Buddhist lurker
www.southernresidentkillerwhales.com
alternative rock | trail running | Timberwolves | craft beer | film | medieval history | Buddhist lurker
Lord give me the unbridled euphoria of people who just spent $100 on basketball tickets winning a fast food chicken sandwich.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Lord give me the unbridled euphoria of people who just spent $100 on basketball tickets winning a fast food chicken sandwich.
Dillingham -17 in a game we're winning by 25.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dillingham -17 in a game we're winning by 25.
In one half of basketball, Dillingham's minus is 11 points worse than the next worst Timberwolf.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
In one half of basketball, Dillingham's minus is 11 points worse than the next worst Timberwolf.
Instant replay guard
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Instant replay guard
Taking precautions for after the THC beverage.
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Taking precautions for after the THC beverage.
I've been meaning to hold aloft MY magic sword and say "By the power of Greyskull!"
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I've been meaning to hold aloft MY magic sword and say "By the power of Greyskull!"
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
"sharing Aurora Borealis pictures" seems to be a mass unspoken conspiracy in which nobody admits that they're not actually seeing with their human eyes the stunning images their photos reveal.
Digital enhancement as filtered reality. Social media has made us collectively very comfortable this.
Digital enhancement as filtered reality. Social media has made us collectively very comfortable this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"sharing Aurora Borealis pictures" seems to be a mass unspoken conspiracy in which nobody admits that they're not actually seeing with their human eyes the stunning images their photos reveal.
Digital enhancement as filtered reality. Social media has made us collectively very comfortable this.
Digital enhancement as filtered reality. Social media has made us collectively very comfortable this.
appraiser: (bites ring) Yep, it's real gold.
ring owner: yeah, but now you dented my ring, ass.
ring owner: yeah, but now you dented my ring, ass.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
appraiser: (bites ring) Yep, it's real gold.
ring owner: yeah, but now you dented my ring, ass.
ring owner: yeah, but now you dented my ring, ass.
Still can't get over the Cure' s "Songs from a Lost World," recorded when they were in their mid-60s, being (imo) one of the top two in their entire catalog. Just a masterful triumph.
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Still can't get over the Cure' s "Songs from a Lost World," recorded when they were in their mid-60s, being (imo) one of the top two in their entire catalog. Just a masterful triumph.
my working theory is that all the Wolves are wearing Ant's new shoe line, but they are in fact all cursed with minus-three on defense, Dungeons & Dragons style. Rudy not wearing them cause they didn't come in his size.
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my working theory is that all the Wolves are wearing Ant's new shoe line, but they are in fact all cursed with minus-three on defense, Dungeons & Dragons style. Rudy not wearing them cause they didn't come in his size.
this Saturday, my band plays at 10K Brewing in Anoka.
We're alt rock, but our lead guitarist can't make it that night & we're being joined by an improv jazz sax player and I think we might be inventing a new genre on the spot.
Come on out if you can! Details here: www.facebook.com/events/81229...
We're alt rock, but our lead guitarist can't make it that night & we're being joined by an improv jazz sax player and I think we might be inventing a new genre on the spot.
Come on out if you can! Details here: www.facebook.com/events/81229...
Southern Resident Killer Whales at 10K Brewing
Event in Anoka, MN by Southern Resident Killer Whales and 10K Brewing on Saturday, November 8 2025
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November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
this Saturday, my band plays at 10K Brewing in Anoka.
We're alt rock, but our lead guitarist can't make it that night & we're being joined by an improv jazz sax player and I think we might be inventing a new genre on the spot.
Come on out if you can! Details here: www.facebook.com/events/81229...
We're alt rock, but our lead guitarist can't make it that night & we're being joined by an improv jazz sax player and I think we might be inventing a new genre on the spot.
Come on out if you can! Details here: www.facebook.com/events/81229...
just said this in an exchange with friends...seemed worth preserving
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
just said this in an exchange with friends...seemed worth preserving
So... no Peacock sub no Wolves? @canishoopus.bsky.social?
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So... no Peacock sub no Wolves? @canishoopus.bsky.social?
I had a lot of funny takes I shared only with friends, but here I will merely say that this has been a hell of a game 1 of the 2025-2026 NBA season.
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I had a lot of funny takes I shared only with friends, but here I will merely say that this has been a hell of a game 1 of the 2025-2026 NBA season.
If we just all drove around with all our airbags deployed at all times, we wouldn't have to give a fuck.
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If we just all drove around with all our airbags deployed at all times, we wouldn't have to give a fuck.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm wondering if I could sell this image to BritBox
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm wondering if I could sell this image to BritBox
Sitting here listening to an album on Memorex while eating DiGiornos pizza. What is truth? What is fiction? I'm blurring the lines between reality and non-reality, on the edge of the Dream-World and I don't even know anymore.
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sitting here listening to an album on Memorex while eating DiGiornos pizza. What is truth? What is fiction? I'm blurring the lines between reality and non-reality, on the edge of the Dream-World and I don't even know anymore.
Absurd and impractical numbers of either torches or candies, whether ostensibly as source of light or merely for ambiance, is lazy filmmaking and usually a pretty reliable indication you're watching a real stinker. #ClassicFilm
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Absurd and impractical numbers of either torches or candies, whether ostensibly as source of light or merely for ambiance, is lazy filmmaking and usually a pretty reliable indication you're watching a real stinker. #ClassicFilm
I front a Minneapolis-based alt rock/craft pop band.
We're playing a show from 7 - 9:30 at Padraigs Brewing in Minneapolis. 7:00 - 9:30, no cover.
#alternativerock #Minneapolismusic #craftbeer
We're playing a show from 7 - 9:30 at Padraigs Brewing in Minneapolis. 7:00 - 9:30, no cover.
#alternativerock #Minneapolismusic #craftbeer
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I front a Minneapolis-based alt rock/craft pop band.
We're playing a show from 7 - 9:30 at Padraigs Brewing in Minneapolis. 7:00 - 9:30, no cover.
#alternativerock #Minneapolismusic #craftbeer
We're playing a show from 7 - 9:30 at Padraigs Brewing in Minneapolis. 7:00 - 9:30, no cover.
#alternativerock #Minneapolismusic #craftbeer
Rob Dillingham is unplayable vs a lineup featuring Jonny Furphy and Jay Huff.
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Rob Dillingham is unplayable vs a lineup featuring Jonny Furphy and Jay Huff.
we made The Current's Gig List for this Friday.
Come out out to see us at Padragis! (7 pm, no cover)
Come out out to see us at Padragis! (7 pm, no cover)
October 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
we made The Current's Gig List for this Friday.
Come out out to see us at Padragis! (7 pm, no cover)
Come out out to see us at Padragis! (7 pm, no cover)
so my daughter just ran the Twin Cities Marathon - 4:10 finish (~9:24/mi pace). So proud.
October 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
so my daughter just ran the Twin Cities Marathon - 4:10 finish (~9:24/mi pace). So proud.
There's really nothing like emerging from the backcountry and hitting Castle Danger Brewing in Two Harbors (or Voyageurs in Grand Marais).
October 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There's really nothing like emerging from the backcountry and hitting Castle Danger Brewing in Two Harbors (or Voyageurs in Grand Marais).