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Dan Hathasleigh 🎅🏼
@danhathaway.bsky.social
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ladies and gentleman, my wife
omg northern lights visible again tonight 😍
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Told coworkers at happy hour I used to sell my used socks online and now I’m realizing that was an overshare
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That blastoise trend with the pecs/abs except it’s Jamie Lee Curtis and her gigantic cans
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Guys @t1m0reilly.bsky.social bullied me into getting on Instagram again you should add me (@dandanhathaway)
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
me and who
This would heal me
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Off today and I’m currently drinking my iced coffee (gay) listening to Born to Die on vinyl (gayer) contemplating seeing if World Market still has this wooden peacock dresser I’ve had my eyes on (f*ggot)
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you ever just think about carl bismark 😢
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In one weekend I watched:

Frankenstein
Bugonia
The Babadook (again)
The Monkey

Who ever can guess which one was my favorite gets a kiss
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my back shots sound like this btw
a stuffed monkey is playing a drum in front of a tv screen
ALT: a stuffed monkey is playing a drum in front of a tv screen
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November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pokémon TCG gays: Can I trade someone a shiny Bibabel ex?

Follow up Q does anyone want a shiny Bibabel ex I have THREE
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
can you help me find my pants? 🤧
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
a load is not complex, cock it and pull it

or whatever fall out boy said
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Saw Bugonia and hey what the fuck
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
one marg with lunch and you think you can make up words like bulva
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This guy I went to college with keep posting thong pics on Facebook, but like you can literally see his bulva on main
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wait I fucking love Bandaids
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Just was told my ass looks great in my scrubs should I go to HR
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This drink is turning me on?
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I could be asleep but here I am choosing to watch Mormon girls fight over fruity pebbles and drink soda at 8 AM
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
C’mon miss average 🤧
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Who wants to lick the spoon
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think I have mono does that count #mcm
a cartoon character sitting in a red chair
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a red chair
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October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
“ok I’m in the alley where we rolled dice on Paula Abdul’s dead body”
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Reposted by Dan Hathasleigh 🎅🏼
I need him to BEEEEP the BEEEEP my BEEEEP til I BEEEEEEP then BEEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM