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dandyrebel.bsky.social
@dandyrebel.bsky.social
🛷he/him🎒27🖍self taught moron🫕aspiring court jester🦐
just found out im in the top 0.4% of hozier listeners. when do i get promoted to gay president?
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
they got me sympathizing w waterboy,,, god damn it
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
there is no excuse for NOT having a t4t couple in the ice planet barbarianverse AMA
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
i never think i need to take meds for my cold, but when i do?? my symptoms just disappear. its almost like its what meds are meant to do.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
COLE ESCOLA BON CLAY I LOVE YOU
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
at a party w no one i know, and no food i can eat. this might be hell?
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
hehe i rebleached my blonde after months without it n i feel like myself again
October 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
are you open minded-
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
me when i use the argent skull #hades2
October 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
using a new dnd campaign as an excuse to play the character of my dreams! (an overworked and underpaid dilf)
September 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
a coconut redbull may not be able to fix me, but its a good start
September 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i love you biblically accurate dorian storm
August 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i got carded bc i "dont look over 25". i'm not old enough to feel flattered so this shit is just a huge pain in the ASS >:-(
August 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
winrys VA is haruhis VA is vivis VA?? caitlin glass owns my ass
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
true love is downloading a vpn so u can get all the adventure time eps
August 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i might be a loser but at least i never liked h*lluva b*ss or h*zbin
August 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
nz trivia b kickin my ass!! i know NOTHING
July 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
i hate autism. why i gotta almost puke at dinner to finally notice that i got too hot and needsd to take off my jacket.
July 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
wiz khalifa sounds like a name for a harkonnen lord or some shit
July 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
new bestie just dropped
June 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
can someone write a jayvik x ghostfiles au where viktor is shane and jayce is ryan
June 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
orange caramel confirmed demon hunters
June 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
what do u. think of my alolan babies
June 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
LITTLE FIEND I LOVE U
June 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
idea: if ur someone who just HAS to have their h*rry p*tter fix, watch it on dvd. that way no streaming royalties go to that fucking terf
June 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM