Dandelion 🔞 🏳️⚧️
@dandelionedheart.bsky.social
Hi! she/her (gender) it/its (identity) im 20 and an autistic border collie | my owner doesnt exist lol
you can call me dandelion if you like
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
you can call me dandelion if you like
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
fuck okay new thing i kind of like those blue rubber gloves.......
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
fuck okay new thing i kind of like those blue rubber gloves.......
noticing more and more the things i really like are things where i get to let go and not have control. surely this means nothing right guys?
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 AM
noticing more and more the things i really like are things where i get to let go and not have control. surely this means nothing right guys?
maybe im actually awesome.......
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
maybe im actually awesome.......
okay FINE maybe hypnosis IS really hot. MAYBE CARTOONISH HYPNOSIS WITH THE SWIRLING EYES IS REALLY COOL. MAYBE SNAPPING FINGERS IS REALLY HOT. I ADMIT IT.
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
okay FINE maybe hypnosis IS really hot. MAYBE CARTOONISH HYPNOSIS WITH THE SWIRLING EYES IS REALLY COOL. MAYBE SNAPPING FINGERS IS REALLY HOT. I ADMIT IT.
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sorry i zoned out while you were rambling and being autistic it was really cute so i started thinking about grinding on you and cumming on your stupid face
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
sorry i zoned out while you were rambling and being autistic it was really cute so i started thinking about grinding on you and cumming on your stupid face
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stop making the robot girls waterproof
I *want* to short them out don't you understand
the *point* of fucking the robot girl is to ruin her raw circuits by drenching them in cum
OBviously
I *want* to short them out don't you understand
the *point* of fucking the robot girl is to ruin her raw circuits by drenching them in cum
OBviously
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
stop making the robot girls waterproof
I *want* to short them out don't you understand
the *point* of fucking the robot girl is to ruin her raw circuits by drenching them in cum
OBviously
I *want* to short them out don't you understand
the *point* of fucking the robot girl is to ruin her raw circuits by drenching them in cum
OBviously
something im very passionate about is still kissing your partner after they have performed oral sex on you, or during. you should do it. it is a true display of affection. and to be quite honest i will not consider doing it if you wouldnt kiss me during and after.
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 AM
something im very passionate about is still kissing your partner after they have performed oral sex on you, or during. you should do it. it is a true display of affection. and to be quite honest i will not consider doing it if you wouldnt kiss me during and after.
an entire case of white claws would fix me
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
an entire case of white claws would fix me
im the silliest puppy ever and i like to roll around in the snow and have fun and get really cold and now you have to warm me up and you should let me lay in your lap please :)
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
im the silliest puppy ever and i like to roll around in the snow and have fun and get really cold and now you have to warm me up and you should let me lay in your lap please :)
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oh gosh im choking you have to punch me in the stomach you have to keep doing it until im on the floor you have to hit me every time i try and stand up im choking
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
oh gosh im choking you have to punch me in the stomach you have to keep doing it until im on the floor you have to hit me every time i try and stand up im choking
i should really be given one of those lovely plush crates to spend a lot of time in and sleep in when i cant or dont want to sleep on the bed. a lovely crate made specifically for me would genuinely bring me such comfort and joy. it would be really nice.
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i should really be given one of those lovely plush crates to spend a lot of time in and sleep in when i cant or dont want to sleep on the bed. a lovely crate made specifically for me would genuinely bring me such comfort and joy. it would be really nice.
getting annoyingly flustered LISTENING TO SOMEONE ELSE GET FLIRTED WITH AND MESSED WITH
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
getting annoyingly flustered LISTENING TO SOMEONE ELSE GET FLIRTED WITH AND MESSED WITH
Y'KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HOT IS BEING CLICKER TRAINED ON AC6 I CAN BE PRAISED FOR DOING WELL AND CLICKER TRAINED AT THE SAME TIME I WOULD LOVE THAT
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Y'KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HOT IS BEING CLICKER TRAINED ON AC6 I CAN BE PRAISED FOR DOING WELL AND CLICKER TRAINED AT THE SAME TIME I WOULD LOVE THAT
yes i should have my own personal guard dressed in medieval attire with my crest on them what do you mean thats insane?
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
yes i should have my own personal guard dressed in medieval attire with my crest on them what do you mean thats insane?
oh my god i NEED to overwhelm someone with pleasure using my hands and mouth i HAVE to you DONT GET IT i NEED to.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
oh my god i NEED to overwhelm someone with pleasure using my hands and mouth i HAVE to you DONT GET IT i NEED to.
yes trying really hard to breed someone while one of you is unable to get pregnant or get the other pregnant IS awesome. i will now be taking questions from the audience
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
yes trying really hard to breed someone while one of you is unable to get pregnant or get the other pregnant IS awesome. i will now be taking questions from the audience
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Sorting algorithm that doesn’t sort the list and just returns it as it was and then insists it sorted it.
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Sorting algorithm that doesn’t sort the list and just returns it as it was and then insists it sorted it.
keep humping her war-scarred plating
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
keep humping her war-scarred plating
okay looking at my posts as if i was someone who's never seen me before i am posting WAY too much about my potential hypnosis kink i am SORRY I WILL POST ABOUT OTHER STUFF
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
okay looking at my posts as if i was someone who's never seen me before i am posting WAY too much about my potential hypnosis kink i am SORRY I WILL POST ABOUT OTHER STUFF
this would as a point of fact, work on me.
[trying to rile someone up and failing]: you know im naked under these clothes right?
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
this would as a point of fact, work on me.
im a perfectly normal individual
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
im a perfectly normal individual
who wanna hypnotise me into hitting it mindlessly???
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
who wanna hypnotise me into hitting it mindlessly???