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DancingMonkey
@dancingmonkey.bsky.social
I love #cats and other cute #animals.
I love flowers, gardens and beautiful landscapes.
So, I received a new toy. Not because I was so good, but because you can't be mad at me. And well, now that it's here, I guard it all day, pet it, and sometimes lie on it so it doesn't run away. According to my owner, I'm spoiled. I think I'm just well loved.❤️🐈‍⬛❤️
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
My owner got up to the sound of the alarm clock today. In my opinion if something rings loudly in the morning, you don't have to get up, just push it off the bedside table.⏰
By the way, anyone who is enthusiastic on Monday is suspicious to me. How do you feel about this?🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Now that I've reviewed the events of the week, we can safely look to the future. And the future shows that tomorrow will be Monday. Of course, my owner tries to pretend it is not so, as she hasn't really started to feel tomorrow yet.
Can you already feel Monday approaching?🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It wasn't that cold today, so I went out tinto the garden. And look what I found. Nature seems to be still sleeping its winter sleep, but these flowers are already opening their petals. The snowdrop is a symbol of hope and renewal, so I hope the good weather will arrive soon.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I don't need to remind anyone that it's Friday, right?
I've already taken my place, signaling that I am ready to start the weekend. I plan to be in exactly the same position tomorrow.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This is my dinner waiting pose, which my owner thinks is cute, but I think it's dramatic. Let's say it would be nice if, in addition to her admiration, she would sometimes put something in my bowl, because unfortunately, posing doesn't fill my belly.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My owner isn't feeling too well. She caught this nasty cold because she doesn't have a warm fur like me. So I, the generous, caring cat, snuggled up to her to keep her warm. You could say I'm the a natural medicine, soft, purring, and as a side effect, I cause happiness.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Today, white cold flakes fell to the ground again all day long. My owner brought me out for a minute because Mother Holle can hear me better from here. I told her not to be so wicked, as she is responsible for the amount of snow in winter, and suggested that she urgently retire.
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I only eat home-cooked meat, but my owner bought a can. I didn't eat it. She put it aside, saying she would give it to the neighbor's dog. After that, I tasted it and liked it. Because what she don't intend to give me is automatically tastier. That's a cat rule.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I don't understand why my owner have to keep suicidal houseplants in the room. She is now looking at me accusingly, but in vain. I will not make a confession, since I am innocent. In fact, I almost became victims, because I could barely to jump away of its way.🪴🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I know it's carnival season and dressing up in costume is part of the tradition. I can tolerate my owner dressing me up as a monkey, but giving me bananas to eat is outrageous. Eating donuts is part of the carnival tradition, which is to bring wealth and good luck for the year.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Love is not about finding someone you want to spend your life with, but about finding someone you can't live your life without.💞🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My owner complained that her legs were numb of me. Don't she whine, massage them. In the mornings she should be grateful and accept her fate, feed me and thank that for having a wonderful, sentient little creature sleeping on her almost every night. I think she's ungrateful.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
My owner bought a running, walking thing like this because she needs regular exercise. I had a really good laugh at it. She and exercise. For her, physical exercise is nothing more than reaching out her hand for chocolate. Next time I'll lie on it so it doesn't go unused.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My owner pushed a tangerine under my nose. Provocatively, at dinnertime and on a Monday. I smelled it, I despised it, I refused it. After all this, no matter how delicious the dinner she give me, I'm sure that she'll wake up much earlier than she'd like tomorrow morning.🍊🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I am the queen of the cat world, my beauty is unparalleled and unique. I am majestic, that is not in dispute. I am the master of the house.👑
I expect humility and full service from my subjects (humans) in every respect. If I am dissatisfied, I will hiss and scratch.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It's Saturday, there's no need to rush, the alarm clock is silent, and there's time for the really important things. For example, to get a massage-treatment. I really enjoy this service.🐱
Spend the weekend doing things you enjoy but make time for doing nothing.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Finally Friday, I've been waiting for this since Monday.
Relax and spend the weekend with your loved ones, because it's good if you know that the only thing we can never get enough of is love, and the only thing we can never give enough of is love.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I know very well that there was such wonderful snow a long time ago, and it's winter, and that's normal. But I don't even feel like going out on the terrace, because my mustache would freeze in 1 minute. I've had enough of snow and cold. I want spring immediately.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
My owner is about to eat all the pizza. I think I need to start meowing loudly so that she not only sees but also hears that I want a few bites of her dinner too.🍕🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 PM
For some mysterious reason, my owner left home late today. I was already wondering if she had lost track of time or if her alarm clock had gone on strike. But I'm not complaining because I got two breakfasts. I've always wanted this. So, this week has started well for me.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I spent the day alone yesterday because my owner was at a family gathering. Today she greeted the neighbor on her birthday, and imagine, her hands smelled like dog when she came home. She caressed a dog, instead of me. If I get enough reward treats, then maybe I'll forgive her.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Has everyone finished their work for this week? I'm done, and now I'm lying here as Friday evening has crept in. This is a well-deserved rest because I survived the week.
Have a nice evening everyone.
The weekend is coming, take your relaxation seriously.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
They said the weather had gotten milder. Today, the highest temperature was 1°C. Where is that compared to the 25°C I want? And next week there will be hard frosts again. I've had enough of this.
But I also have good news: every day we are getting closer to the first snowdrops.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I complained to my owner that she spends more time with her laptop than with me when she's at home. She had a great idea and invented the meowpad. This solves the problem and I think it's more pleasant for her to work this way or to view and read your posts.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM