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Nellie
@dancernell.bsky.social
I laugh at my own jokes
LA baby 🦋 retired dancer 🩰
Dodgers • Raiders • Kings
Oh btw, Fuck Trump !
April 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just wanna say @jeffpasan.bsky.social is a goat for keeping the Freddie injuries down low #dodgers
April 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Earthquake
March 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Did you tell her that you fucked her outie at the ORTBO
February 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reposted by Nellie
Love you Bills
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
JAYDEN THROW THE FUCKING BAAAAALLLLLL GOD DAMMIT NO SACKS!!!!!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not me calling the police 28 minutes ago because shit was going down in the alley and they’re STILL NOT HERE and mfs already drove off like cmon why is that every time I call you YOU DONT DO YOUR JOB
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I plan to!!
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just spent over an hour building a piece of furniture I purchased online just to find out I measured the place I want to put it incorrectly and it doesn’t fit.

..If you’d like to know how my day is going 🙃
January 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Getting older is a scam now I’m intolerant to processed cheese?????
January 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Also Jeremiah is the only person I will allow to wear a page boy hat because he’s such cute boy
December 19, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Love seeing Jeremiah on Queer Eye now
December 19, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Mets that’s too much money
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SMU better get in over Alabama
December 8, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Lastly, eat what you want, money doesn’t matter, Gilderoy Lockhart is trash, and always remember— the @dodgers won the World Series 💙
December 5, 2024 at 1:59 AM
SECOND, if you have a dog and don’t pick up their poop ESPECIALLY if it’s on the freaking side walk, you deserve to step in poop and shit stained bubblegum—in your most expensive, favorite shoes— every single day of your life.
Having a dog= picking up poop.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
First of all, there’s a special place in HELL for people who r driving and do their windshield wiper fluid business. LIKE ARE FUCKING DUMB BiTCH?! Just got my car washed and you’re out here in your 1997 minivan trying to clean your raggedy ass van while driving 40 mph hitting everyone behind them
December 5, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I have a couple things to say..
December 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
They have to fire that Ravens kicker right?? Like, you straight up lost them the game.. the last one too?? Eeeek
December 2, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Blue Sky needs to get funnier asap
November 30, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Hehe officially Christmas time now
💙: Bennie
November 29, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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Glad Snell can reunite with his father on the Dodgers.
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Canyon country looking ass Blake Snell on the Dodgers now smh 😤
I don’t have to like it.
November 27, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Ahhhhhh Wicked was amazing!! Cried the whole time 10/10
November 25, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Eggs in bowl is serial killer behavior
November 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM