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The two of you will feature in many tragedies and triumphs together, I'm sure.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
February 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The two of you will feature in many tragedies and triumphs together, I'm sure.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
- Just hush up and watch what you're doing. A piece of eggshell just fell in there.
- Huh? Oh, you're right. It's amazing that you noticed that, Senpai.
- C'mon, I said to keep the egg white. Why is the yolk all by itself in the bowl?
- Huh? When did that happen...?
- Huh? Oh, you're right. It's amazing that you noticed that, Senpai.
- C'mon, I said to keep the egg white. Why is the yolk all by itself in the bowl?
- Huh? When did that happen...?
February 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
- Just hush up and watch what you're doing. A piece of eggshell just fell in there.
- Huh? Oh, you're right. It's amazing that you noticed that, Senpai.
- C'mon, I said to keep the egg white. Why is the yolk all by itself in the bowl?
- Huh? When did that happen...?
- Huh? Oh, you're right. It's amazing that you noticed that, Senpai.
- C'mon, I said to keep the egg white. Why is the yolk all by itself in the bowl?
- Huh? When did that happen...?
Light, my son… from one murderer to another, I'll see you in hell.
February 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Light, my son… from one murderer to another, I'll see you in hell.
The fluttering fiend that casts judgement upon final battles is drawn toward the isolated isles of Forgo Dreams. There, it feasts on the most powerful soul it finds and takes the fearsome form of a scarlet-clad knight... Let the most challenging battle of this new world begin!
February 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The fluttering fiend that casts judgement upon final battles is drawn toward the isolated isles of Forgo Dreams. There, it feasts on the most powerful soul it finds and takes the fearsome form of a scarlet-clad knight... Let the most challenging battle of this new world begin!
Well... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.
February 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Well... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.
Twice I've seen this world and though my service may have stripped the first experience from me, I'm thankful I could witness its beauty again.
February 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Twice I've seen this world and though my service may have stripped the first experience from me, I'm thankful I could witness its beauty again.
I'm glad I met you.
February 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm glad I met you.
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too.
February 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five is sometimes a very charming thing too.
It is cold and dark here. I still remember perfectly well when I was discarded, falling into the abyss until I hit the hard, cold ground. I stayed there for a long time. Just existing, watching others fall, breaking their shells into millions of shards...
February 19, 2026 at 12:50 PM
It is cold and dark here. I still remember perfectly well when I was discarded, falling into the abyss until I hit the hard, cold ground. I stayed there for a long time. Just existing, watching others fall, breaking their shells into millions of shards...
Well... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.
February 19, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Well... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.
For god's- but it turns out that the panel's emergency override kicked in, and the door just opened all by itself, and Stanley just got the hell along with the story. Well whoop-dee-doo.
February 19, 2026 at 10:51 AM
For god's- but it turns out that the panel's emergency override kicked in, and the door just opened all by itself, and Stanley just got the hell along with the story. Well whoop-dee-doo.
* Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
February 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
* Papyrus remembered a bad joke Sans told and is frowning.
It is cold and dark here. I still remember perfectly well when I was discarded, falling into the abyss until I hit the hard, cold ground. I stayed there for a long time. Just existing, watching others fall, breaking their shells into millions of shards...
February 19, 2026 at 8:50 AM
It is cold and dark here. I still remember perfectly well when I was discarded, falling into the abyss until I hit the hard, cold ground. I stayed there for a long time. Just existing, watching others fall, breaking their shells into millions of shards...
It was good while it lasted. We eased each other's boredom for quite a while.
Well, Light... it's been interesting.
Well, Light... it's been interesting.
February 19, 2026 at 7:52 AM
It was good while it lasted. We eased each other's boredom for quite a while.
Well, Light... it's been interesting.
Well, Light... it's been interesting.
The two of you will feature in many tragedies and triumphs together, I'm sure.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
February 19, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The two of you will feature in many tragedies and triumphs together, I'm sure.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
And so our great Ritual nears its end. Will you continue to harvest the flame, even though now you surely see the path it illuminates for us?
Our scarlet eyes will watch you keenly... friend.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is.
That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
February 19, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Stanley was fat and ugly and really, really stupid. He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is.
That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
That, or with drug money. Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.
Worse than alone / Exiled.
Worse than exiled / Dead.
Worse than dead / Forgotten.
Worse than exiled / Dead.
Worse than dead / Forgotten.
February 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Worse than alone / Exiled.
Worse than exiled / Dead.
Worse than dead / Forgotten.
Worse than exiled / Dead.
Worse than dead / Forgotten.
“This grass feels funny,” Kirby thought. “It feels like... pants.”
February 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
“This grass feels funny,” Kirby thought. “It feels like... pants.”
That's a good point... You're not Kira. That is, it would be a problem if you were Kira... because...
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
February 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
That's a good point... You're not Kira. That is, it would be a problem if you were Kira... because...
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
... I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.
nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN
February 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN
Don't cry. This is how it should be.
February 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Don't cry. This is how it should be.
If you can't win the game... if you can't solve the puzzle... then you're nothing but a loser.
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
If you can't win the game... if you can't solve the puzzle... then you're nothing but a loser.
Afterwards, we both went back to the store to return it... and to apologize for what I did.
The toy store's owner smacked us both.
... He hasn't changed at all from back then. He's stupid, honest, proud, kind... and a crybaby.
... That's why someone needs to be by his side.
The toy store's owner smacked us both.
... He hasn't changed at all from back then. He's stupid, honest, proud, kind... and a crybaby.
... That's why someone needs to be by his side.
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Afterwards, we both went back to the store to return it... and to apologize for what I did.
The toy store's owner smacked us both.
... He hasn't changed at all from back then. He's stupid, honest, proud, kind... and a crybaby.
... That's why someone needs to be by his side.
The toy store's owner smacked us both.
... He hasn't changed at all from back then. He's stupid, honest, proud, kind... and a crybaby.
... That's why someone needs to be by his side.
You know, I'm proud of my driving record. In a way... I've never killed anyone! Ahaha... Hahahahaha!
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
You know, I'm proud of my driving record. In a way... I've never killed anyone! Ahaha... Hahahahaha!
geeettttttt dunked on!!!
February 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
geeettttttt dunked on!!!