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Hmm... A can of crabmeat...
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hmm... A can of crabmeat...
We're always left with reminders of the errors we've made. Let your mistakes not burden you, but serve as guideposts on where not to travel.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We're always left with reminders of the errors we've made. Let your mistakes not burden you, but serve as guideposts on where not to travel.
I'll crush them all. Oh, and you. You'll see me at my deadly best.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'll crush them all. Oh, and you. You'll see me at my deadly best.
YOU FOOL. SPONSOR MY DEMONS! FEED ME THE CAAAAAAAASH!!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
YOU FOOL. SPONSOR MY DEMONS! FEED ME THE CAAAAAAAASH!!!
Amano-kun... Grab your 'asses'...?
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Amano-kun... Grab your 'asses'...?
Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting.
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting.
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...
Failing to protect the ones you love... Nothing hurts worse than that.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Failing to protect the ones you love... Nothing hurts worse than that.
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
Some rare creatures are so weak, so helpless, so inept and so irritating that hunting them gives no pleasure.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Some rare creatures are so weak, so helpless, so inept and so irritating that hunting them gives no pleasure.
There I also see a man standing and staring into the heavens,
Wringing his hands in violent grief.
I shudder when I behold his face;
The moon reveals to me my own likeness.
Wringing his hands in violent grief.
I shudder when I behold his face;
The moon reveals to me my own likeness.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
There I also see a man standing and staring into the heavens,
Wringing his hands in violent grief.
I shudder when I behold his face;
The moon reveals to me my own likeness.
Wringing his hands in violent grief.
I shudder when I behold his face;
The moon reveals to me my own likeness.
Man, your weapon is dull. Do you fight people with sworddom or boredom?
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Man, your weapon is dull. Do you fight people with sworddom or boredom?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!!
Your personalities are different, but maybe that's why you two draw each other together like shadows...
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Your personalities are different, but maybe that's why you two draw each other together like shadows...
* Life is a big, ballgame,
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
* Life is a big, ballgame,
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
* And when the man is on the field.
* He does a big dunk.
* Try, to be that dunk.
Stanley began screaming. Please someone wake me up! My name is Stanley! I have a boss! I have an office! I am real!
Please just someone tell me I'm real! I must be real! I must be! Can anyone hear my voice?! Who am I? Who am I?!
And everything went black.
Please just someone tell me I'm real! I must be real! I must be! Can anyone hear my voice?! Who am I? Who am I?!
And everything went black.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Stanley began screaming. Please someone wake me up! My name is Stanley! I have a boss! I have an office! I am real!
Please just someone tell me I'm real! I must be real! I must be! Can anyone hear my voice?! Who am I? Who am I?!
And everything went black.
Please just someone tell me I'm real! I must be real! I must be! Can anyone hear my voice?! Who am I? Who am I?!
And everything went black.
Hmm... A can of crabmeat...
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Hmm... A can of crabmeat...
Ah ha! The tiny steps of a tiny creature. You got the look of an adventurer, so we've much in common.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Ah ha! The tiny steps of a tiny creature. You got the look of an adventurer, so we've much in common.
H-how can I leave this stupid event? M-my lame schedule is full. I c-can't afford another minute of joy!
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
H-how can I leave this stupid event? M-my lame schedule is full. I c-can't afford another minute of joy!
Bill Cipher here is a MASSIVE bitch! I know you're a fucking moron, Bill. I know, I know, I know. You are a fucking moron and a meat eater. WHO WANNA KISS HIM!
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Bill Cipher here is a MASSIVE bitch! I know you're a fucking moron, Bill. I know, I know, I know. You are a fucking moron and a meat eater. WHO WANNA KISS HIM!
Promise me you won't go back there, hm? Just... just stay here.
Are you... you are going to stay here, aren't you?
There, see? This is what you want. This is where we can both be happy, we really can. If we stop moving... we just have to stop moving.
Are you... you are going to stay here, aren't you?
There, see? This is what you want. This is where we can both be happy, we really can. If we stop moving... we just have to stop moving.
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Promise me you won't go back there, hm? Just... just stay here.
Are you... you are going to stay here, aren't you?
There, see? This is what you want. This is where we can both be happy, we really can. If we stop moving... we just have to stop moving.
Are you... you are going to stay here, aren't you?
There, see? This is what you want. This is where we can both be happy, we really can. If we stop moving... we just have to stop moving.
Just you and me and the retching explosion of fire and metal over and over and over for all of eternity.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Just you and me and the retching explosion of fire and metal over and over and over for all of eternity.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
And Stanley died again.
HELLO!! ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY!! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!!
PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER.
PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
HELLO!! ANYONE WHO HAPPENS TO BE NEARBY!! THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER IS DEAD!!
PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER.
PLEASE REMOVE THEIR CORPSE FROM THE AREA AND INSTRUCT ANOTHER HUMAN TO TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE COMPUTER.
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?
Oh, dear me, what's the matter, Stanley? Is it that you have no idea where you are going or what you're supposed to be doing right now? Or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room is capable of turning it off?
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh, dear me, what's the matter, Stanley? Is it that you have no idea where you are going or what you're supposed to be doing right now? Or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room is capable of turning it off?