Dan Castle (Man Utd statto)
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Man Utd goals/assists thread
During lockdown watched all Utd goals from SAF joining to present day
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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During lockdown watched all Utd goals from SAF joining to present day
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Managing Utd not easy but we’ve got a bum in charge who actively sabotages the team
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Managing Utd not easy but we’ve got a bum in charge who actively sabotages the team
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
Only 2 Utd players since 86/87 with over 100 goals & 100 assists
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Only 2 Utd players since 86/87 with over 100 goals & 100 assists
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
09/10 season thread
Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
09/10 season thread
Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Record v Everton since start of 9/10
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Record v Everton since start of 9/10
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
Warriners waistcost may be the worst thing that’s ever happened on Earth
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Warriners waistcost may be the worst thing that’s ever happened on Earth
Humphries last 4 matches
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Humphries last 4 matches
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
10/11 season Utd PL thread
Finished 1st
Won 23, drawn 11, lost 4
Scored 78, conceded 37
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Finished 1st
Won 23, drawn 11, lost 4
Scored 78, conceded 37
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
10/11 season Utd PL thread
Finished 1st
Won 23, drawn 11, lost 4
Scored 78, conceded 37
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Finished 1st
Won 23, drawn 11, lost 4
Scored 78, conceded 37
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Reposted by Dan Castle (Man Utd statto)
Utd quiz
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Utd quiz
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
Utd quiz
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Utd quiz
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
Of all CB’s to start 18+ games for Utd since start of 10/11 season - who has best win rate as a starter
Had completely forgotten how strong start to season was
No defeats in 1st 23 games
Then loss to West Ham in League Cup with reserve side
Then unbeaten in 12 again
Unbeaten in PL till Feb (1st 24 games)
No defeats in 1st 23 games
Then loss to West Ham in League Cup with reserve side
Then unbeaten in 12 again
Unbeaten in PL till Feb (1st 24 games)
10/11 season thread
Won 39, drawn 14, lost 7
PL - Champions
CL - Runner Up
FA Cup - SF
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 14, lost 7
PL - Champions
CL - Runner Up
FA Cup - SF
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Had completely forgotten how strong start to season was
No defeats in 1st 23 games
Then loss to West Ham in League Cup with reserve side
Then unbeaten in 12 again
Unbeaten in PL till Feb (1st 24 games)
No defeats in 1st 23 games
Then loss to West Ham in League Cup with reserve side
Then unbeaten in 12 again
Unbeaten in PL till Feb (1st 24 games)
10/11 season thread
Won 39, drawn 14, lost 7
PL - Champions
CL - Runner Up
FA Cup - SF
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 14, lost 7
PL - Champions
CL - Runner Up
FA Cup - SF
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
10/11 season thread
Won 39, drawn 14, lost 7
PL - Champions
CL - Runner Up
FA Cup - SF
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 14, lost 7
PL - Champions
CL - Runner Up
FA Cup - SF
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Dick Whitman, Don Draper & Tony Waddington …
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Dick Whitman, Don Draper & Tony Waddington …
Fair result
Pretty toothless display - can’t recall a Vicario save
Cunha, Sesko have to do more
Need to bin Ugarte & get someone who can compete with Casemiro
Got no idea why Amorim didn’t re-unite Amad/Mbeumo right hand side when subs were made
Pretty toothless display - can’t recall a Vicario save
Cunha, Sesko have to do more
Need to bin Ugarte & get someone who can compete with Casemiro
Got no idea why Amorim didn’t re-unite Amad/Mbeumo right hand side when subs were made
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fair result
Pretty toothless display - can’t recall a Vicario save
Cunha, Sesko have to do more
Need to bin Ugarte & get someone who can compete with Casemiro
Got no idea why Amorim didn’t re-unite Amad/Mbeumo right hand side when subs were made
Pretty toothless display - can’t recall a Vicario save
Cunha, Sesko have to do more
Need to bin Ugarte & get someone who can compete with Casemiro
Got no idea why Amorim didn’t re-unite Amad/Mbeumo right hand side when subs were made
Amad (16) now gone past Tevez & Fellaini for Utd assists
24 less appearances than Tevez
24 less appearances than Tevez
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Amad (16) now gone past Tevez & Fellaini for Utd assists
24 less appearances than Tevez
24 less appearances than Tevez
Don’t like it
Cowardly to move Amad from RWB especially if put him LAM where he has stank in both appearances
Results with Mazraoui RWB are atrocious
Cowardly to move Amad from RWB especially if put him LAM where he has stank in both appearances
Results with Mazraoui RWB are atrocious
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Don’t like it
Cowardly to move Amad from RWB especially if put him LAM where he has stank in both appearances
Results with Mazraoui RWB are atrocious
Cowardly to move Amad from RWB especially if put him LAM where he has stank in both appearances
Results with Mazraoui RWB are atrocious
Record v Spurs since start of 10/11 season
Won 14, drawn 7, lost 12
Most goals
Rooney 9 starts (2 subs) & Rashford 13 starts (4 subs), both 6 goals / 1 assist
Most assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 4 assists
Best record when starting
Young 8 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss
Won 14, drawn 7, lost 12
Most goals
Rooney 9 starts (2 subs) & Rashford 13 starts (4 subs), both 6 goals / 1 assist
Most assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 4 assists
Best record when starting
Young 8 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Record v Spurs since start of 10/11 season
Won 14, drawn 7, lost 12
Most goals
Rooney 9 starts (2 subs) & Rashford 13 starts (4 subs), both 6 goals / 1 assist
Most assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 4 assists
Best record when starting
Young 8 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss
Won 14, drawn 7, lost 12
Most goals
Rooney 9 starts (2 subs) & Rashford 13 starts (4 subs), both 6 goals / 1 assist
Most assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 4 assists
Best record when starting
Young 8 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss
Got some time whilst watching end of Cricket
If you could select a 20 player Utd Squad from PL era who makes the cut?
Schmeichel
van der Sar
G Neville
Irwin
Evra
Stam
Rio
Vidic
Keane
Scholes
Ince
Carrick
Beckham
Giggs
Ronaldo
Bruno
Rooney
Cantona
Ruud
RVP
If you could select a 20 player Utd Squad from PL era who makes the cut?
Schmeichel
van der Sar
G Neville
Irwin
Evra
Stam
Rio
Vidic
Keane
Scholes
Ince
Carrick
Beckham
Giggs
Ronaldo
Bruno
Rooney
Cantona
Ruud
RVP
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Got some time whilst watching end of Cricket
If you could select a 20 player Utd Squad from PL era who makes the cut?
Schmeichel
van der Sar
G Neville
Irwin
Evra
Stam
Rio
Vidic
Keane
Scholes
Ince
Carrick
Beckham
Giggs
Ronaldo
Bruno
Rooney
Cantona
Ruud
RVP
If you could select a 20 player Utd Squad from PL era who makes the cut?
Schmeichel
van der Sar
G Neville
Irwin
Evra
Stam
Rio
Vidic
Keane
Scholes
Ince
Carrick
Beckham
Giggs
Ronaldo
Bruno
Rooney
Cantona
Ruud
RVP
The 49 players filtered by goals per game
*Each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
*Each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The 49 players filtered by goals per game
*Each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
*Each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
Casemiro (20) overtaken Cavani & Young for Utd goals
49th Utd player since SAF took over in 86/87 to score 20 goals for Utd
49th Utd player since SAF took over in 86/87 to score 20 goals for Utd
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Casemiro (20) overtaken Cavani & Young for Utd goals
49th Utd player since SAF took over in 86/87 to score 20 goals for Utd
49th Utd player since SAF took over in 86/87 to score 20 goals for Utd
11/12 season Utd PL thread
Finished 2nd
Won 28, drawn 5, lost 5
Scored 89, conceded 33
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Finished 2nd
Won 28, drawn 5, lost 5
Scored 89, conceded 33
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
11/12 season Utd PL thread
Finished 2nd
Won 28, drawn 5, lost 5
Scored 89, conceded 33
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Finished 2nd
Won 28, drawn 5, lost 5
Scored 89, conceded 33
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Utd record v Forest since 22/23
Won 6, lost 3
Most goals/assists
Rashford 5 starts (2 subs), 3 goals / 5 assists
Bruno 9 starts, 3 goals / 2 assists
Best record when starting
Casemiro/Antony won 6, drawn 1
De Gea/Lindelof/Martial won 3
Won 6, lost 3
Most goals/assists
Rashford 5 starts (2 subs), 3 goals / 5 assists
Bruno 9 starts, 3 goals / 2 assists
Best record when starting
Casemiro/Antony won 6, drawn 1
De Gea/Lindelof/Martial won 3
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Utd record v Forest since 22/23
Won 6, lost 3
Most goals/assists
Rashford 5 starts (2 subs), 3 goals / 5 assists
Bruno 9 starts, 3 goals / 2 assists
Best record when starting
Casemiro/Antony won 6, drawn 1
De Gea/Lindelof/Martial won 3
Won 6, lost 3
Most goals/assists
Rashford 5 starts (2 subs), 3 goals / 5 assists
Bruno 9 starts, 3 goals / 2 assists
Best record when starting
Casemiro/Antony won 6, drawn 1
De Gea/Lindelof/Martial won 3
Record with different combinations
Back 3
Won 3, drawn 1, lost 2
Midfield 4
Won 4
Front 3
Won 1, lost 1
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side
Won 4, drawn 1
Dalot/Cunha left hand side
Won 1
Back 3
Won 3, drawn 1, lost 2
Midfield 4
Won 4
Front 3
Won 1, lost 1
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side
Won 4, drawn 1
Dalot/Cunha left hand side
Won 1
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Record with different combinations
Back 3
Won 3, drawn 1, lost 2
Midfield 4
Won 4
Front 3
Won 1, lost 1
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side
Won 4, drawn 1
Dalot/Cunha left hand side
Won 1
Back 3
Won 3, drawn 1, lost 2
Midfield 4
Won 4
Front 3
Won 1, lost 1
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side
Won 4, drawn 1
Dalot/Cunha left hand side
Won 1
11/12 season thread
Won 35, drawn 8, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - Group stage
EL - Last 16
FA Cup - 4th Round
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 35, drawn 8, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - Group stage
EL - Last 16
FA Cup - 4th Round
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
11/12 season thread
Won 35, drawn 8, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - Group stage
EL - Last 16
FA Cup - 4th Round
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 35, drawn 8, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - Group stage
EL - Last 16
FA Cup - 4th Round
League Cup - 5th Round
Community Shield - Winners
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Since Spurs goal in Europa League Final
Utd have conceded 3 goals in the 637 minutes Casemiro has been on pitch (including stoppage time)
None in the last 293 minutes (since Burnley’s 2nd goal back on 30th August)
Utd have conceded 3 goals in the 637 minutes Casemiro has been on pitch (including stoppage time)
None in the last 293 minutes (since Burnley’s 2nd goal back on 30th August)
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Since Spurs goal in Europa League Final
Utd have conceded 3 goals in the 637 minutes Casemiro has been on pitch (including stoppage time)
None in the last 293 minutes (since Burnley’s 2nd goal back on 30th August)
Utd have conceded 3 goals in the 637 minutes Casemiro has been on pitch (including stoppage time)
None in the last 293 minutes (since Burnley’s 2nd goal back on 30th August)
Casemiro when starting in PL this season
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
Amad when starting in PL this season
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
Amad when starting in PL this season
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Casemiro when starting in PL this season
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
Amad when starting in PL this season
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start
Amad when starting in PL this season
Won 5, drawn 1, lost 1
Lost the 2 he didn’t start