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Dana Ripley
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She/Her. Perpetual gremlin. Former roller derby skater. Author of heartfelt, unhinged, and hilarious contemporary romance.
AI can GTFO.
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Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 15d
In LOVE HITS BIG, a free-spirited roller derby skater crashes unexpectedly into love with a man who is on a collision course to demolish the animal shelter she runs.

This novel is for people who love steamy sports romance and romantic comedies with sharp banter.

#questpit #W #A #R
Agent's Guide to: Love Hits Big by Dana Ripley Adult/Contemporary/Rom-Com @danaripleywrites Background: Pink to yellow gradient background color Image: Cartoon roller skates w/ legs in fishnet stockings Janey Pfeiffer, better known as Daisy Chainsaw, cares about two things in life—roller derby and running the Little Paws animal rescue. After meeting the straight-laced Alan Monroe at a Fireball-fueled roller derby after party, she invites him for a one-night stand. Their encounter turns into a full-blown situationship, and Janey falls harder for Alan than from a brutal hip check on the derby track. When Alan’s determination to save his family construction business puts him on a collision course with the struggling Little Paws, Janey must decide whether to sacrifice her heart as she races to save the animals she loves. @danaripleywrites Background: pink to yellow gradient Images: legs in fishnet stockings w/ roller skates COMPS Odd Couple Vibes: People we Meet on Vacation by Emily Henry Humor and Emotion: Just for the Summer by Abby Jimenez Fur friends helping humans fall in love: Pardon my Frenchie by Farrah Rochon Roller derby vibes and empowerment: Leave it on the Track by Margot Fisher and Whip It @danaripleywrites Background: Pink to yellow gradient Images: Legs with fishnet stockings, wearing roller skates Tropes/Vibes Banging into love Bisexual FMC MMC falls first (and fast) Opposites attract (dive bar vibes vs country club vibes) Friends-with-benefits with a splash of fake dating Fighting to save what they love Chosen family @danaripleywrites background: pink to yellow gradient images: Roller skate image instead of bullet points for trope list
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My snarky, bantering, biting rivals (with benefits) to lovers novel is out Feb 17th!

Click the penelopeguinn.com for available formats and retailers!!

Happy Valentine’s Day! ♥️

#romancelandia #booksky #romancenovels
Roses are red, Violets are blue. When your rival texts： Miss me? Iit’s completely appropriate To say F**K You. A Fine Line book cover, pink background, with campaign sign in grass, a bra slung over left side, a tie slung over right side: Love or hate? Too close to call. A FINES * LINE* A Novel PENELOPE GUINN Feb 17
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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ICYMI
Lots of things of note.
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February 13, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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madgemaril.bsky.social
happy galentine’s day!! enter to win a copy of my new romance book THE PADDOCK CLUB over on goodreads 💖 www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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penguinnwrites.bsky.social
My site is now LIVE!!!!

♥️♥️♥️ to @aestivaltide.bsky.social for her hard work and the design! I asked for bright and colorful, and she not only delivered but she really met the needs of helping me feature my book! Can’t express my thanks enough!

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#reyloart #romancelandia #booksky
Penelope Guinn | Romance Author
Penelope Guinn, Romance Author: Get their debut romance novel, A Fine Line, out on February 17!
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February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Just an FYI.
If you write using AI, then you are not writing. If you don't care enough to write it yourself, then I don't care enough to read it. AI can GTFO. @danaripleywrites
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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penguinnwrites.bsky.social
Thank you @lianainbloom.bsky.social ♥️♥️♥️♥️
Small town politics just got a whole lot hotter in this stellar rivals to lovers debut! This witty and messy romance had me hooked, and my emotional investment in Calliope and Emerson's happily ever after grew with every page. - Liana De la Rosa, USA Today bestselling author of the Luna Sisters series A FINE * LINE* A Novel Books by Liana De la Rosa Book covers: LIANA DE LA ROSA LIANA DE LA ROSA SISTERS USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR LIANA DE LA ROSA *The Luna sister Weekly VANA MARÍA AND THE FOX A LUNA SISTERS NOVEL sive, and evocetive romance full of fasc Mutual o Discord o 凶 ISABEL AND THE ROGUE GABRIELA AND HIS GRACE A LUNA SISTERS NOVEL De la Rosa presents potis and history not os lists of bils and bottles, but os things that upend tves and bruise hearts -THE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW pre-order now! لو USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR LIANA DE LA ROSA
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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HAPPY 'FINE LINE' MONTH!
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#reylo friends! #booksky #romancelandia
HAPPY 'FINE LINE' MONTH!
Wanna read the first few chapters?
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February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
danaripleywrites.bsky.social
Final bump!

LOVE HITS BIG is a roller derby romp with razor sharp banter, chaotic but relatable characters, adorable cats and dogs, and best of all, two dummies sharing a single brain cell who fall in love despite a tacit agreement to do no such thing.

#questpit #W #A #R
danaripleywrites.bsky.social Dana Ripley @danaripleywrites.bsky.social · 15d
In LOVE HITS BIG, a free-spirited roller derby skater crashes unexpectedly into love with a man who is on a collision course to demolish the animal shelter she runs.

This novel is for people who love steamy sports romance and romantic comedies with sharp banter.

#questpit #W #A #R
Agent's Guide to: Love Hits Big by Dana Ripley Adult/Contemporary/Rom-Com @danaripleywrites Background: Pink to yellow gradient background color Image: Cartoon roller skates w/ legs in fishnet stockings Janey Pfeiffer, better known as Daisy Chainsaw, cares about two things in life—roller derby and running the Little Paws animal rescue. After meeting the straight-laced Alan Monroe at a Fireball-fueled roller derby after party, she invites him for a one-night stand. Their encounter turns into a full-blown situationship, and Janey falls harder for Alan than from a brutal hip check on the derby track. When Alan’s determination to save his family construction business puts him on a collision course with the struggling Little Paws, Janey must decide whether to sacrifice her heart as she races to save the animals she loves. @danaripleywrites Background: pink to yellow gradient Images: legs in fishnet stockings w/ roller skates COMPS Odd Couple Vibes: People we Meet on Vacation by Emily Henry Humor and Emotion: Just for the Summer by Abby Jimenez Fur friends helping humans fall in love: Pardon my Frenchie by Farrah Rochon Roller derby vibes and empowerment: Leave it on the Track by Margot Fisher and Whip It @danaripleywrites Background: Pink to yellow gradient Images: Legs with fishnet stockings, wearing roller skates Tropes/Vibes Banging into love Bisexual FMC MMC falls first (and fast) Opposites attract (dive bar vibes vs country club vibes) Friends-with-benefits with a splash of fake dating Fighting to save what they love Chosen family @danaripleywrites background: pink to yellow gradient images: Roller skate image instead of bullet points for trope list
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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danaripleywrites.bsky.social
In LOVE HITS BIG, a free-spirited roller derby skater crashes unexpectedly into love with a man who is on a collision course to demolish the animal shelter she runs.

This novel is for people who love steamy sports romance and romantic comedies with sharp banter.

#questpit #W #A #R
Agent's Guide to: Love Hits Big by Dana Ripley Adult/Contemporary/Rom-Com @danaripleywrites Background: Pink to yellow gradient background color Image: Cartoon roller skates w/ legs in fishnet stockings Janey Pfeiffer, better known as Daisy Chainsaw, cares about two things in life—roller derby and running the Little Paws animal rescue. After meeting the straight-laced Alan Monroe at a Fireball-fueled roller derby after party, she invites him for a one-night stand. Their encounter turns into a full-blown situationship, and Janey falls harder for Alan than from a brutal hip check on the derby track. When Alan’s determination to save his family construction business puts him on a collision course with the struggling Little Paws, Janey must decide whether to sacrifice her heart as she races to save the animals she loves. @danaripleywrites Background: pink to yellow gradient Images: legs in fishnet stockings w/ roller skates COMPS Odd Couple Vibes: People we Meet on Vacation by Emily Henry Humor and Emotion: Just for the Summer by Abby Jimenez Fur friends helping humans fall in love: Pardon my Frenchie by Farrah Rochon Roller derby vibes and empowerment: Leave it on the Track by Margot Fisher and Whip It @danaripleywrites Background: Pink to yellow gradient Images: Legs with fishnet stockings, wearing roller skates Tropes/Vibes Banging into love Bisexual FMC MMC falls first (and fast) Opposites attract (dive bar vibes vs country club vibes) Friends-with-benefits with a splash of fake dating Fighting to save what they love Chosen family @danaripleywrites background: pink to yellow gradient images: Roller skate image instead of bullet points for trope list
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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vrynacor.bsky.social
A guide to REPLICA.

She returned with a perfect miracle, but her divine healing hides a hellish rot.

📖 Dark Academia: Holy Edition
🎭 Cult Vibes
❤️‍🩹 Toxic Sibling Dynamic
😈 Problematic FMC
💀 Dying Magic System
🪽 Religious Horror

#questpit #A #H #F #W
At Holy Conduits Academy, twins Beatrice and Benedict share a single miracle: two halves of the same Stigmata, the sacred yet painful marks that grant the power of divine healing. But when Beatrice returns transformed into a flawless, autonomous healer, Benedict is left abandoned in her shadow. However, her newfound perfection reeks of something unholy, and the darkness clinging to her is beginning to stir. COMPS Saint Maud Bunny Seklusyon Diablo IV The Secret History
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Two childhood friends embarking on a roadtrip through the Wild West while Scottie chases her dreams navigating guilt and grief and Finn figures out how to chase his and still get the girl.

Here’s my agent’s guide to SADDLE UP my cowgirl/cowboy romance 🤠

#questpit #W #A #R
January 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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authorautumnhooper.bsky.social
DAWN OF THE CICADA
adult fantasy 105,000 words

Her enemies wield steel; Lisara wields their darkest emotions, animated as living weapons.

Disney’s Enchanted x The Witcher

#questpit #Q #F #RF #agentsguide #amquierying #fantasy
dark moody forest fantasy moss teeth mushroom light dark tropes comp titles moodboard with images of book covers, a river enchanted, the knight and the moth, the road of bones
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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lliuwrite.bsky.social
🌈Asexual spec MC
🦊Heart-devouring fox demon bard x demon hunter
🌦️Devious sunshine x softhearted grump
🪕Inspired by Chinese music and mythology
🌖Morally gray yet kind MC
❤️Slow burn romance
🏔️Chinese demons, immortals, and magic
#questpit #A #F #OWN #Asian #LGBT
Illustration of a smiling bard and stern hunter standing underneath pink blossoms.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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elissadickey.bsky.social
LEAP YEAR, but haunted

Rosie's travel to-do list:

🇮🇪 Return to Ireland
💀 Solve a murder
💚 Try not to fall for the mysterious local man
🧟‍♀️ Escape the monstrous presence stalking her

📚 Querying now - #agents, please reach out if you'd like to see it! 📚

#QuestPit #A #H #Horromance #R #Dis #Gothic #Q
A collage of book-related images including a woman in the water, the Irish coast, a cottage, and a couple embracing.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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michelleogilvy.bsky.social
Thread of #questpit pitches. #Q #W #NA #YA

My YA Contemporary Fine Means Stop Asking. Currently revising.
michelleogilvy.bsky.social Michelle Ogilvy @michelleogilvy.bsky.social · 15d
First year university.

Add in:
-A not-so-secret crush
-Housing that's never quiet, empty or drama-free
-BFF’s toxic ex that hates her
-A drunken confession she can’t take back
-Her first sapphic date/dating disaster.

All on an anxiety overloaded brain.

Lucy’s fine. Stop asking.

#questpit #W #YA
Words ‘Fine means stop asking’ overlaid on top of various photos showing a young woman anxious, studying, with friends, and smiling while holding a rainbow-coloured heart. Further text reads: “Fine sounds less accurate every time you say it”, “soulmates can be platonic” and “It’s pansexual, actually”.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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ramonasantos.bsky.social
Cyberpunk Mr. and Mrs. Smith x The Boys. #Questpit

Powerless Olivia Ramirez just wants to keep her job filing paperwork for speed readers—until she’s on the run from the military. The fact that she’s getting powers would be helpful if only they weren’t triggered by the man hired to protect her. #Q
An agent's guide to Neon Veil. New Adult Dystopian Sci-Fi Fantasy. 99,500 words. Now Querying. By Ramona Santos Eight years ago, Olivia tried to stop a bombing at a political rally, but her telekinesis startled the crowd, triggering a deadly riot that destroyed both her power and promising future. Wracked with guilt, now all Olivia wants is to stay safe in her pod and keep her job filing paperwork for speed readers. When a bounty hunter shows up at her door claiming that The Alliance, a band of elite assassins, hired him to save her from imminent arrest, Olivia thinks he’s yet another scammer. Then soldiers from Maynard, the corporation that rules both society and the government, storm her building. Olivia takes refuge with the bounty hunter’s team and meets Kaz, whose assassin past makes even his partners uneasy. Kaz shares Olivia’s former power, but instead of bonding, they clash, causing new powers to emerge within Olivia. Meanwhile, Kaz becomes convinced Olivia was sent to kill him—because her new abilities only come out when directed at him. Olivia must uncover what Maynard and The Alliance want with her powers and why Kaz is a target. If she can’t gain control of them, she not only risks his life—she’ll be turned into the force of destruction she’s always feared. The problem? The best person to help her is Kaz, but working with an ex-assassin who thinks she’s trying to kill him may be impossible. Comps: Upgrade, Hench, Silver Elite Tropes: EVERYDAY PEOPLE IN EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES CORPORATE CONSPIRACY CYBERPUNK GRUMPY/GRUMPY FORCED PROXIMITY/BODYGUARD FOUND FAMILY/ RAGTAG TEAM DIVERSE MAIN CHARACTERS SELF-DISCOVERY First line: “Do I laugh or cry about my new therapist falling asleep in our session? Both seem appropriate. Especially since I was mid-spill about losing my superpower.”
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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ebrauerrogers.bsky.social
Bridgerton meets Irish Underworld romantasy.

A magic baker intent on saving her family’s bakery must find out why her magic disappeared when she attempts to make a wish-fulfilling dream for a handsome stranger. They’ll discover whether love is greater than magic.

#questpit
Collage of romantic images
January 31, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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lianastampalia.bsky.social
🎵You'll never get away from the (writing) of the woman that loved you🎵
Silver Springs x Opalite x You’re on Your Own, Kid
Featuring:
🙅Rivals ▶️ 🥰Lovers
💻Forced Proximity
☺️Pushing each other to heal from their pasts
📚Book within a Book
❤️Found Family
#A #R #Q #QuestPit
a woman is singing into a microphone while sitting on a stage .
Alt: Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs to Lindsey Buckingham on stage.
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January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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tatewrites.bsky.social
🌈 If Becky Albertalli wrote The Kissing Booth

🌈 When Willow agreed to serve as her best friend's beard, she never imagined she'd fall in love with his sister in the process

🌈 Perfect for fans of Heartstopper

#Q #YA #questpit
Willow Hawkin's Lessons in Bearding Clipart rainbow image YA LGBTQ+ Contemporary 79k words When Willow agreed to serve as her best friend's beard, she never imagined she'd fall in love with his sister in the process. Comps Book cover image of Thanks for Listening by Molly Horan, non-actor theater kid portrayal Book cover image of I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston, theme of having a complicated relationship with the place you call home Book cover image of Kings of B'More by R. Eric Thomas, celebration of platonic love Tropes and other fun things High school musical GIF of Troy putting necklace on Gabriella and she asks, "T as in Troy?" Fake dating Romance between theater kid and athlete (the sapphic remix of High School Musical you never knew you needed?) Save the school theater program from budget cuts MC wants to be an entomologist and has two pet ferrets Small town in Washington state
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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kpbooksnstuff.bsky.social
#agentguide to CARELESS WHISPERS my 𝒅𝒖 𝑴𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑹𝑬𝑩𝑬𝑪𝑪𝑨 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝑵𝒆𝒕𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒙'𝒔 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑷𝑳𝑬 romantic suspense set in Greece.

The woman knew secrets; now she's dead. Everyone has a motive...

💥Secrets
💥Loss
💥Slow❤️🔥
💥Obsession
💥Unrequited💘
💥Betrayal
💥Murder
#Questpit #Q #A #RF #MY
An Agent's Guide to Careless Whispers a 97K Romantic Suspense Pitch & Plot With their multiple homes and a business portfolio of luxury hotels, the Constantines' lives might be a world away from 29-year-old Listy Powers’ but Troy and his sister Olympia are like family, an unlikely yet close bond forged years ago at university. So when she learns Olympia, badly injured in a car accident, is back home on the Greek island of Paxos, Listy sets off immediately to see her. Being at their villa, however, means unavoidable proximity with Olympia's very disapproving eldest brother whom Listy has always loved. When they first met 8 years ago, Kris was a married man with a pregnant wife; now he's a widower. But as the attraction they'd fought back then re-kindles, suspicions resurface about Kris' wife's death. Rianna had not been well-liked. And everyone has something to hide. As she unravels what happened, the truth threatens everyone's future happiness and Listy must decide if crossing that line to protect someone she loves is a price worth paying. Opening Lines - As the song fades, she hears the footsteps behind her. She doesn't rise from the lounger or look round. Just rolls her eyes and takes another gulp of wine, fixing her gaze ahead. Beyond the villa's perimeter wall where the wooded slopes fall away, the sea glimmers under the silver coin of a moon. 'I told you to leave,' she says, her voice slurred. 'It's over. There's nothing more to say.' 'I have plenty to say.' Her head whips round then. She smiles. Snippet - 'When she died,' Olympia says in a hard voice, 'I was relieved. All I could think was, we're free of her now. Now we can begin to be happy.' Listy's face spasms. 'But you're not,' she says. 'None of you are. It scares me, Olympia, all this hate. So much hate. Troy has it too. It's like...like it's eating him up. Rianna's dead but she might as well not be, the hold she still has on you all.' Olympia begins rummaging in the drawer again. 'You didn't know her. You wouldn't understand.' 'I want to. Tell me what happened.' Tropes & Themes & The Vibes Collage of pictures with tropes and themes: du Maurier's Rebecca vibes; Found family; Loss; Slow burn romance; Yearning; Obsession; Unrequited love; Secrets; Betrayal; Murder Lower half of page has The Comps – Nanny Wanted by Lizzy Barber, End of Story by AJ Finn, The Perfect Couple by Elin Hilderbrand, Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier and the Sky Atlantic series Riviera
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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bookbabewriting.bsky.social
Jennifer's Body x Together We Rot
Sapphic Pining
monstrous romance
#ownvoices Queer and Indigenous rep
cultish town in the prairies
Bubblegum horror
#Questpit #YA #AG #H #R
A reader's guide to Killer Summer by H.D. Pine YA Sapphic Bubblegum horror Tropes black cat x golden retriever vibes, monstrous romance, cannibalism as metaphor for love, Ferris Wheel confessions, Sapphic pining, toxic independent friendship, cult town in Canadian Prairies, #ownvoices Queer and Indigenous rep, touch her and die, friends to lovers Jennifer's Body, together we rot, this delicious death, the river has teeth, devil in ohio. Pitch: boys start to disappear in lyric's backwards backwoods hometown and her best friend/unrequited crush Eleanor was the last person they were seen with, leaving Lyric to investigate the cultish town Eleanor calls home and if there is something monstrously wrong with her best friend. Reach out Opening lines: It took one year of knowing Eleanor for my life to be forever altered down to the core of my being. I haven't decided if it is for the better yet. Represented by Alex Land at Mad Woman Literary agency.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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rowanbrightonbrown.bsky.social
With their attempts at coming out repeatedly thwarted and the attempts on their life getting more and more deadly, Andy realizes they’re being stalked by their pre-transition doppelganger—and she won’t stop until she’s taken the life they thought they’d left behind.
#QuestPit #AG #YA
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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maisiebannion.bsky.social
THE LAST UNICORN meets LOST

A WIP Featuring:
❤️‍🔥 enemies to lovers
🐈‍⬛ shadow magic
💜 ace rep
🏝️ a mysterious island
🏴‍☠️ a cursed pirate captain
🆘 shipwrecked princesses
...and they're not alone 🧛🦄🧜‍♀️

#QuestPit #W #A #F #R
Moodboard images from left to right, top to bottom: Silhouetted hand controlling shadow magic, small waterfall in forest, dark stormy sea, unicorn, woman held down by hands, a pirate ship on the water in front of the sunrise, a man and woman embracing, ancient ruins, a mysterious island
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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jordanmccaffrie.bsky.social
Hey Alexa...combine retelling myths like PERCY JACKSON but w/ the daughter of Hades😵 &➕🧠health in the vibe of GIRL, INTERRUPTED

Also, throw in ❤️=Noah & Allie’s in THE NOTEBOOK
(but like…make Noah an Incubus😈)✌️

✍️82K #A #F
🤬Angry girls & gods
📸Readers say…👇
#questpit #Q #DF & elements of #RF #PR #H
Conversations with Readers #1; Reader: “I am very emotionally invested in the Ava/Cole relationship already (insert crying emoji) Ima need them to work things out or I might actually cry” insert three crying emojis. Me: “Maybe they do, maybe they don’t?” insert girl shrugging emoji. Reader: “I will be reading tonight until I have to go to sleep,” insert nervous emoji. Conversations with Readers #2; Reader: “Also sorry it’s taken me a minute, today I’ve been able to sit down and actually read read and I cannot put it down!” Conversation with Readers #3; Reader: “Not you booping the goddess of memories” insert laughing emoji, crying emoji, laughing emoji, “I may or may not have laughed out loud in a very quiet room when I read that part” insert three laughing emojis Conversation with Readers #4; Reader: “I’ve been resisting the urge to text you so many times because I didn’t want to blow up your phone,” insert laughing emoji, “I’ve been out here laughing, crying, all the things.” Conversation with Readers #5; Reader: “The consequences were so perfect considering the (expletive) they did to get themselves there in the first place” insert OK gesture, “And I really did love it so much for real,” insert crying emoji x3 and 3 heart emojis, “I couldn’t put it down, I had to know what was happening!” Conversation with Readers #6; Reader: “I love Waffles so much,” insert crying emoji x3, “I just picture Oakley with two heads, growing fifteen feet tall with spikes and scary teeth,” nervous emoji, crying emoji. Me: “Rawr” insert laughing emoji Reader: Also (expletive) Katarina and creepy (expletive) Jeff. And Demeter for that matter.” Me: insert laughing emojis, “Yeah they’re awful.” Reader: “I have so many things to talk to you about, so many emotions,” (insert crying and nervous emojis).
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM