Just Mike
damnjimmy.bsky.social
Just Mike
@damnjimmy.bsky.social
I roll my own cigars and prefer my whiskey at room temperature. What else is there to say?
Damn, I just remembered, it's Fat Tuesday.
Good time as any to tie one on.
March 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I lucked out and found a dozen eggs at Publix today! Then, after paying $8 for them, I remembered that back in 2014 I could go to Aldi's and get a dozen for 25¢.
February 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Does anyone else find it funny that the sitting government spent millions to have the military do a flyover for a game in a domed stadium so nobody could see it?
Oh well, at least Musk isn't being investigated by USAID anymore.
February 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Deport anchor babies? Let's start with Baron Trump and his immigrant mom.
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Texas banned any book that contains sexually explicit material from school libraries, so superintendent Flushe removed the Bible.
BWAHAHAHAHA

Now where are the kids going to learn about incest, sexual abuse, bestiality etc. (other than home, of course)
December 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I'm done now, you can go about your day.

I hope you appreciate all of this useless knowledge I have bestowed upon you.
July 10, 2024 at 2:03 PM
President Andrew Johnson made his own suits.
July 10, 2024 at 2:01 PM
John Adams had a dog named Satan.
July 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Harry S. Truman's middle name was "S".
July 10, 2024 at 1:58 PM
JFK invited William Faulkner to the WH for dinner. Faulkner's reply: "Why that's a 100 miles away. That's a long way to go just to eat."

He didn't go.
July 10, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Before becoming President, Grover Cleveland was a hangman.
July 10, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Speaking of Harry Truman, he never pardoned a turkey.
July 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
LBJ issued the first medicare card to Harry Truman.
July 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Richard Nixon drove his future wife Pat, on dates with other guys.
July 10, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Thinking of Presidents being above the law, President U.S. Grant was pulled over and given a $20 speeding ticket for exceeding the Washington speed limit on horseback.
July 10, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Teddy Roosevelt gave up boxing because he didn't think it was a good idea for a president to appear with a black eye or swollen nose.

Not true during the trump administration because, that shit would've been hilarious.
July 10, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Herbert Hoover invented the sport Hooverball.

A cross between volleyball, tennis and dodge ball, except it was played with a medicine ball. (probably why it didn't catch on)
July 10, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Before he was President, Gerald Ford was a model for Cosmopolitan.
July 10, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Never forget:

Woodrow Wilson saved the American pencil industry.
July 10, 2024 at 1:38 PM
"Politics isn't left vs. right, it's top vs. bottom" - Jim Hightower

When we at the bottom wake up and realize those at the top are keeping us divided, we can join together and change this country for the better.
July 10, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I may be an atheist but, I don't totally disagree with theists. Like this guy. Someone should post this video on MTG's twitter, or on twitter in general.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E5j...
James Talarico Delivers Sermon on the Separation of Church & State
On June 30th, 2024, James Talarico spoke at his home church about the importance of the separation of church and state.
www.youtube.com
July 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I just heard trump's got the bright idea of reinstating the draft, even though we're not at war. That's going to go over big with high schoolers when they find out that instead of going to college (or work) they'll have to enlist or go to jail. Well, the poor ones anyway. Anyone else hear this?
June 17, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Musk made another post about how important the 1st amendment is. I pointed out that it doesn't apply to businesses, that's why X has a TOS and why he suspended 2 of my previous accounts.
My 3rd account was suspended a couple hours later.😂

I'm here to stay.

The people here are less crazy anyway.
June 6, 2024 at 8:04 PM