Dan Rice
@damnhellasskings.bsky.social
Managing editor and writer @TheHardTimes.net @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Yearning for a simpler time when you could just sit around and pretend lyrics like “Godspeed all the bakers at dawn” meant something
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yearning for a simpler time when you could just sit around and pretend lyrics like “Godspeed all the bakers at dawn” meant something
I watched Happy Gilmore 2 because I believe in recycling
August 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I watched Happy Gilmore 2 because I believe in recycling
All I know is it’s a beautiful day, and all republicans are scum
August 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
All I know is it’s a beautiful day, and all republicans are scum
Already pumped for how mean I’m going to be on the internet when Chevy Chase dies
July 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Already pumped for how mean I’m going to be on the internet when Chevy Chase dies
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
I’ve never been great with human people. Maybe that’s why when Spike Jonze released his film “Her” back in 2013, my budding young incel brain swirled with possibility. The idea of taking the human out...
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July 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
I love you more than nobody likes Bill Maher
July 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love you more than nobody likes Bill Maher
May you all have another wonderful secret today!
July 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
May you all have another wonderful secret today!
Tired of the WOKE MOB trying to convince us SUPERMAN can be suffocated by nanobots when his Kryptonian physiology alows him to survive without oxygen while exposed to yellow sunlight!
July 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tired of the WOKE MOB trying to convince us SUPERMAN can be suffocated by nanobots when his Kryptonian physiology alows him to survive without oxygen while exposed to yellow sunlight!
Still strongly considering whether or not to become loyal but dangerous. Please comment if you would like to see me become loyal but dangerous.
July 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Still strongly considering whether or not to become loyal but dangerous. Please comment if you would like to see me become loyal but dangerous.
I don’t like microplastics, I just like the way they smell 😉
June 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don’t like microplastics, I just like the way they smell 😉
If you’re a millionaire or higher who thinks the average American has too many days off, you shouldn’t be allowed to have blood
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you’re a millionaire or higher who thinks the average American has too many days off, you shouldn’t be allowed to have blood
Omg The DNC just trolled Trump so hard with a free child pornography truck parked outside GOP headquarters
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Omg The DNC just trolled Trump so hard with a free child pornography truck parked outside GOP headquarters
It’s time to come clean: Donald Trump is a psy-op, by the left, to permanently destroy the credibility of the conservative movement forever. Great job fellow libs, we pulled it off
May 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s time to come clean: Donald Trump is a psy-op, by the left, to permanently destroy the credibility of the conservative movement forever. Great job fellow libs, we pulled it off
Pretty weird time to pick the first American pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pretty weird time to pick the first American pope
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Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
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Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
Throughout my life, I had always felt completely secure in my masculinity. Then, the unthinkable happened — an alpha male lifestyle influencer on TikTok challenged it by implying people like me weren’...
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May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
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Democracy is crumbling around us but my brain is still just generating reasons “The Many Saints of Newark” didn’t work
May 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Democracy is crumbling around us but my brain is still just generating reasons “The Many Saints of Newark” didn’t work
Part of me is still afraid that when death comes for me it will be in the form of Robert Stack in a trench coat.
May 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Part of me is still afraid that when death comes for me it will be in the form of Robert Stack in a trench coat.
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The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason
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The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason
Here at The Hard Times, a lot of us fancy ourselves to be sort of armchair history buffs. As we’re fond of saying around the office, “There’s nothing illegal about being an armchair history buff.” We’...
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May 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason
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The highest low approval rating. The most low. The best low the country has ever seen.
April 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The highest low approval rating. The most low. The best low the country has ever seen.
“The Boys From Brazil” but with Musk babies
April 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“The Boys From Brazil” but with Musk babies
According to White House doctors, Trump is 6’3, 224 pounds, he swallows the sun at the end of every day and his dreams become the stars
April 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
According to White House doctors, Trump is 6’3, 224 pounds, he swallows the sun at the end of every day and his dreams become the stars
I love all these brands that want to be perceived as luxury either advertising or doing product tie-ins with “The White Lotus.” Do you watch the show?
April 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I love all these brands that want to be perceived as luxury either advertising or doing product tie-ins with “The White Lotus.” Do you watch the show?
Young conservative voice is the cat piss of sounds
April 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Young conservative voice is the cat piss of sounds