The Reverend Damian Faust.
@damianfoust.bsky.social
Reverend of my own damn religion, which I'm just making up as I go along. No God, no commandments, just live you life, be happy,and don't hurt anyone in the processes. (Unless they deserve it)
This page is satire. Unless it's not. (haven't decided yet)
This page is satire. Unless it's not. (haven't decided yet)
Pinned
Reverend of my own damn religion, which I'm just making up as I go along. No God, no commandments, just live you life, be happy,and don't hurt anyone in the processes. (Unless they deserve it)
So many of my fellow Gen Xers need a few sessions with this guy.
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
So many of my fellow Gen Xers need a few sessions with this guy.
So is there some kind of sportsball event today?
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
So is there some kind of sportsball event today?
Reverend of my own damn religion, which I'm just making up as I go along. No God, no commandments, just live you life, be happy,and don't hurt anyone in the processes. (Unless they deserve it)
February 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Reverend of my own damn religion, which I'm just making up as I go along. No God, no commandments, just live you life, be happy,and don't hurt anyone in the processes. (Unless they deserve it)
The black man in the projects, the redneck in the trailer park and the immigrant crossing the boarder have way more in common than with the rich bastards that are screwing them all. And those same rich bastards are terrified they'll figure it out one day.
Just thought I'd say that.
Just thought I'd say that.
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The black man in the projects, the redneck in the trailer park and the immigrant crossing the boarder have way more in common than with the rich bastards that are screwing them all. And those same rich bastards are terrified they'll figure it out one day.
Just thought I'd say that.
Just thought I'd say that.
If they ever do remake The Princess Bride (like they've threatened to do) there's only one way to do it:
Bring back Fred Savage and have him reading it to his grandchild as his grandpa did for him. That way it makes sense the story is a little different.
Bring back Fred Savage and have him reading it to his grandchild as his grandpa did for him. That way it makes sense the story is a little different.
February 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
If they ever do remake The Princess Bride (like they've threatened to do) there's only one way to do it:
Bring back Fred Savage and have him reading it to his grandchild as his grandpa did for him. That way it makes sense the story is a little different.
Bring back Fred Savage and have him reading it to his grandchild as his grandpa did for him. That way it makes sense the story is a little different.
So yeah, our government is run by scumbags, and Trumpybear is the biggest scumbag.
In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue and this joke is cliche.
In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue and this joke is cliche.
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So yeah, our government is run by scumbags, and Trumpybear is the biggest scumbag.
In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue and this joke is cliche.
In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue and this joke is cliche.
If christian nationalism actually behaved like Christ...I'd still oppose it because all authoritarianism is bad, but I'd probably have a harder time doing it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If christian nationalism actually behaved like Christ...I'd still oppose it because all authoritarianism is bad, but I'd probably have a harder time doing it.
The Bible in a nutshell.
January 31, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The Bible in a nutshell.
I'm snowed in. My dryer is broke. My government is a cesspool of perversion and corruption. And most people are mean, dumb, violent animals that will never change.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I'm snowed in. My dryer is broke. My government is a cesspool of perversion and corruption. And most people are mean, dumb, violent animals that will never change.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
Was rewatching Parker Lewis Can't Lose, and right in the middle they threw out a dis to Eerie Indiana.
Why ya gotta break balls, Parker?
Why ya gotta break balls, Parker?
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Was rewatching Parker Lewis Can't Lose, and right in the middle they threw out a dis to Eerie Indiana.
Why ya gotta break balls, Parker?
Why ya gotta break balls, Parker?
Reposted by The Reverend Damian Faust.
28 years ago I heard this awesome song on an 80s metal radio weekend. But with no lyrics, band or song name, or way to track it down, I reluctantly accepted I'd never hear it again.
Tonight it randomly popped up again, and I'm sharing it with you!
Gordon Patk - Bang.
youtu.be/srr97_Xmxmk?...
Tonight it randomly popped up again, and I'm sharing it with you!
Gordon Patk - Bang.
youtu.be/srr97_Xmxmk?...
Bang
YouTube video by Gorky Park - Topic
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
28 years ago I heard this awesome song on an 80s metal radio weekend. But with no lyrics, band or song name, or way to track it down, I reluctantly accepted I'd never hear it again.
Tonight it randomly popped up again, and I'm sharing it with you!
Gordon Patk - Bang.
youtu.be/srr97_Xmxmk?...
Tonight it randomly popped up again, and I'm sharing it with you!
Gordon Patk - Bang.
youtu.be/srr97_Xmxmk?...
The underrated Chris Elliottshow from the 90s "Get a Life" is on Tubi!
Watch it!
Watch it!
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The underrated Chris Elliottshow from the 90s "Get a Life" is on Tubi!
Watch it!
Watch it!
Watching the movie "Companion." A horror/sci-fi movie about A.I. sex bots and murder.
It's pretty good. Can't believe I missed it in theaters.
It's pretty good. Can't believe I missed it in theaters.
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Watching the movie "Companion." A horror/sci-fi movie about A.I. sex bots and murder.
It's pretty good. Can't believe I missed it in theaters.
It's pretty good. Can't believe I missed it in theaters.
After days of snow and cold weather, I hope I never see ICE again!
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
After days of snow and cold weather, I hope I never see ICE again!
Despite the nihilistic tone of my post, the point has always been to make you laugh, maybe make you think, and ultimately make you lives a little more enjoyable, even if for the brief time it takes to read a post.
I.....really don't know how to do that anymore.
I.....really don't know how to do that anymore.
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Despite the nihilistic tone of my post, the point has always been to make you laugh, maybe make you think, and ultimately make you lives a little more enjoyable, even if for the brief time it takes to read a post.
I.....really don't know how to do that anymore.
I.....really don't know how to do that anymore.
Mister Lewis? Mister Randle? Mister Phillips?
Hello?
Hello?
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Mister Lewis? Mister Randle? Mister Phillips?
Hello?
Hello?
When I was younger I said reality tv would be the destruction of society.
I had no idea how right I was.
I had no idea how right I was.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
When I was younger I said reality tv would be the destruction of society.
I had no idea how right I was.
I had no idea how right I was.
Sometimes being able to laugh is the only thing that gets you through life.
And eventually even that isn't enough.
And eventually even that isn't enough.
a man wearing a red jacket and a red shirt is making a funny face
ALT: a man wearing a red jacket and a red shirt is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes being able to laugh is the only thing that gets you through life.
And eventually even that isn't enough.
And eventually even that isn't enough.
Walking through Walmart and The Cure is playing. That will never be not weird to me.
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Walking through Walmart and The Cure is playing. That will never be not weird to me.
Iron Maiden - The Prisoner
YouTube video by Metal and More Channel
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Basically, we're here.
a young boy in a striped shirt is pointing his finger
ALT: a young boy in a striped shirt is pointing his finger
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Basically, we're here.
ME:
No news today. Today I'm just focusing on fun things.
NEWS:
President Trump has threatened to invoc the insur....
ME:
(Shoots TV) FOCUSING ON FUN THINGS!
No news today. Today I'm just focusing on fun things.
NEWS:
President Trump has threatened to invoc the insur....
ME:
(Shoots TV) FOCUSING ON FUN THINGS!
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
ME:
No news today. Today I'm just focusing on fun things.
NEWS:
President Trump has threatened to invoc the insur....
ME:
(Shoots TV) FOCUSING ON FUN THINGS!
No news today. Today I'm just focusing on fun things.
NEWS:
President Trump has threatened to invoc the insur....
ME:
(Shoots TV) FOCUSING ON FUN THINGS!
The Get Along Gang will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The Get Along Gang will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
I'm currently distracting myself from the living hell we're all in two underappreciated shows from the late 80s and early 90s.
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose" and "Sledge Hammer."
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose" and "Sledge Hammer."
January 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I'm currently distracting myself from the living hell we're all in two underappreciated shows from the late 80s and early 90s.
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose" and "Sledge Hammer."
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose" and "Sledge Hammer."