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Dame Good
@damegood.bsky.social
Obsessive about how culture and conscience intersect. Looking for good people.
Why is charging my iPhone a 50/50 proposition? I’ve never had any issues charging any other device in my home. But this fucking phone maybe will or maybe won’t be amenable to the cord. Fuck apple, fuck the iPhone, fuck this.
January 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Anyone else clock Vance’s breeding kink? And why he’s making it our problem?

These sour milk men will really do anything but get therapy.
January 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You ever wonder for how long your dog will cry and whine when you leave them alone? My neighbor just got a dog so I can tell you.

THE WHOLE DAY. From the minute you leave until the second you get home. It’s cruel.
January 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Gene Doyle
December 30, 2024 at 2:55 AM
This app is just lame dad jokes personified.
December 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I finally screwed up enough courage to text to the neighborhood chat and immediate stopped a “happy holidays” train. This is the worst thing I’ve ever done.
December 24, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Sleet + beef stew + radiators on blast = snoozefest
December 20, 2024 at 8:57 PM
“Surprise and delight” is the copywriter’s Wilhelm scream.
December 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
But look at all these movies & shows we get out of our shitty healthcare system! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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A Healthcare Horror Watchlist
At least we get some good movies out of a raw deal? I guess?
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December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Not sure why more people aren’t really freaking out.

Our Reichstag Fire was the DNC’s collective shrug at the obvious election interference.

Now the rest of us are slow walking into hell?

What the actual fuck ?!
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Weren’t we promised and alien melee today?

This year is just stacked disappointments.
December 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM
If you’re shopping this holiday season, spend your money with small, indigenous owned brands making incredible products unavailable anywhere else.

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Shop Indigenous Brands
I'm opting out of Black Friday, but if you're going to shop, consider spending your money with these brands.
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November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Shower thought: why is it that in order to resolve the issue of panty-lines, men went from tighty-whiteys to boxer briefs but women went from full coverage to thongs?
November 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Fingers crossed we’re seeing the death of corporate luxury. It’s been a long time coming.

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The Death of Luxury
How Corporate Consolidation Killed Fashion's Soul, a slightly personal journey through fashion's transformation from art to algorithm
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November 26, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Not saying that “all men are turkey fuckers” but definitely all turkey fuckers are men.
November 25, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Last part of my latest rabbit hole is live. The changing face of copaganda and the misrepresentation of neordivergent women on TV. ✌️

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Who Pays the High Price of Copaganda?
How Taxpayer Money Fuels Bloated Police Budgets While Hollywood Glamorizes a Folksy Face of 'Justice' at Any Cost
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November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I remember having an in depth conversation about New Order’s album cover art with my brother in law and I miss those days. Felt like a moment when time moved in a more languid pace and we took a different kind of care and consideration with the art and media we consumed.

You know, old people shit.
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
The way I preen with a positive Loom about my work is embarrassing…but spiritually, I’m a pampered housecat so…
November 19, 2024 at 11:59 PM
The Breakup with Jennifer Anniston is the perfect mix of entertaining, affirming, and infuriating. If men want to know why we’re on board with 4b, you can start here.
November 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
If you didn’t have a set of cobalt blue glasses, did you even live through the 90s?
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I didn’t know I could have nostalgia for the time when winters could be bitter in New York.
November 18, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I’ve been a fan of both CBS’s Elsbeth and ABC’s High Potential — But after one too many interrogations without appropriate counsel present, I had the realization that this was just repackaged copaganda wrapped up in a quirky bow. damegood.substack.com/p/from-manic...
From Manic Pixie to Police Proxy
How 'Elsbeth' and 'High Potential' transform neurodivergent women from Manic Pixie Dream Girls into constitutional loopholes for prime-time police work.
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November 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Had to stop watching Sweetpea before I got any smart ideas

#peoplepleaser #kindnesskills
November 16, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Burn by the Cure is the best original song on any soundtrack.
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
2008. I sent my first tweet from my first SXSW showcase during My Brightest Diamond's sound check at the Stereogum & Paste lounge. 2008. It felt like the beginning of something amazing.

Today, I'm sending my first Bluesky and it feels like the end of not everything, but a helluva lot.
November 6, 2024 at 8:29 PM