Dallas Baird
@dallasbaird.bsky.social
People called Romanes, they go the 'ouse.
Shhhhhh progressive Australia!! Let 'em go for their lives.
Yep Libs! Spot on. It was totally Trump wot buggered it for yuz. Nothing to do with youse at all!
Don't change at thing!
#auspol
Yep Libs! Spot on. It was totally Trump wot buggered it for yuz. Nothing to do with youse at all!
Don't change at thing!
#auspol
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Shhhhhh progressive Australia!! Let 'em go for their lives.
Yep Libs! Spot on. It was totally Trump wot buggered it for yuz. Nothing to do with youse at all!
Don't change at thing!
#auspol
Yep Libs! Spot on. It was totally Trump wot buggered it for yuz. Nothing to do with youse at all!
Don't change at thing!
#auspol
Reposted by Dallas Baird
"Oh FFS! Just take a look at our donor list and the nimrods on my right wing and have a think why I couldn't be caught dead negotiating any new environment laws," the opposition leader shouted before regathering herself.
#auspol
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#auspol
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Live: Labor strikes deal to overhaul environmental protection laws
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says Labor has struck a deal to overhaul the nation's outdated environmental protection laws. Follow live.
www.abc.net.au
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"Oh FFS! Just take a look at our donor list and the nimrods on my right wing and have a think why I couldn't be caught dead negotiating any new environment laws," the opposition leader shouted before regathering herself.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
#auspol
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Dear Pauline,
Thanks for creating about 10,000 more Teals.
Love,
Albo.
#auspol
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Thanks for creating about 10,000 more Teals.
Love,
Albo.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Live: Hanson slammed for 'headline-grabbing' burka stunt
Pauline Hanson's decision to wear a burka in the Senate for the second time in her political career is met with widespread condemnation from all sides of politics. Follow live.
www.abc.net.au
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dear Pauline,
Thanks for creating about 10,000 more Teals.
Love,
Albo.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Thanks for creating about 10,000 more Teals.
Love,
Albo.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Shhhhhhh! Shup up, aussie fans...
This is FINE!! Stick at it, England. Don't change anything.
#theashes #cricket
Live
England vs Australia, 1st Test
The Ashes
www.espncricinfo.com/series/the-a...
This is FINE!! Stick at it, England. Don't change anything.
#theashes #cricket
Live
England vs Australia, 1st Test
The Ashes
www.espncricinfo.com/series/the-a...
1st Test, Perth, November 21 - 25, 2025, The Ashes (Jofra Archer 0*, Mitchell Starc 7/58, ENG vs AUS live score, 1st Test, day 1, Perth Stadium, November 21 - 25, 2025
Check England vs Australia 1st Test 2025 live cricket score from Perth. Get the live score updates and ball by ball commentary of ENG vs AUS 1st Test, 2025. Fastest scorecard and detailed analysis of ...
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November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Shhhhhhh! Shup up, aussie fans...
This is FINE!! Stick at it, England. Don't change anything.
#theashes #cricket
Live
England vs Australia, 1st Test
The Ashes
www.espncricinfo.com/series/the-a...
This is FINE!! Stick at it, England. Don't change anything.
#theashes #cricket
Live
England vs Australia, 1st Test
The Ashes
www.espncricinfo.com/series/the-a...
Hang on, Herald. I'll fix it.
Large majority of voters want Net Zero to remain.
No worries.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
Large majority of voters want Net Zero to remain.
No worries.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
Third of voters want net zero gone as Coalition meets to decide position
Almost one in three Australians want the Albanese government to dump its commitment to net zero emissions by 2050, as the Coalition meets to decide on its heavily contested climate policy.
www.smh.com.au
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hang on, Herald. I'll fix it.
Large majority of voters want Net Zero to remain.
No worries.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
Large majority of voters want Net Zero to remain.
No worries.
#auspol
www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
If the description of your party room contains the words "and the people that are left...", you're in trouble.
#auspol #coailitionmaggedon #gaveovermangaveover
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#auspol #coailitionmaggedon #gaveovermangaveover
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Australia politics live: Liberal frontbencher admits Coalition ‘down in the dumps’ but backs Ley; Littleproud rejects ‘puerile’ net zero argument
Follow live
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If the description of your party room contains the words "and the people that are left...", you're in trouble.
#auspol #coailitionmaggedon #gaveovermangaveover
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#auspol #coailitionmaggedon #gaveovermangaveover
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You know we dont have to have these clowns in our public life, right? We can remove them from our politic forever.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
#auspol
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King Charles strips Prince Andrew of title and tells him to leave Royal Lodge
Prince Andrew will have his royal titles removed and surrender the lease of his Royal Lodge on the grounds of Windsor.
www.abc.net.au
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You know we dont have to have these clowns in our public life, right? We can remove them from our politic forever.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
#auspol
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If only his breathtaking ineptitude, moral bankruptcy and clownish corruption could have been predicted... you poor dumb bastards.
#maga
#auspol
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#maga
#auspol
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Podcasters are calling out Trump — will young male listeners follow suit?
Wildly popular podcasters such as Joe Rogan, Andrew Schulz and Theo Von have distanced themselves from the Trump administration in recent months.
www.abc.net.au
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If only his breathtaking ineptitude, moral bankruptcy and clownish corruption could have been predicted... you poor dumb bastards.
#maga
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
#maga
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
The takes from the RWNJ cheer squad this morning will especially hilarious...
Predicting ther wont be much of the "oval office meeting will be the true test of Albo" stuff.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Predicting ther wont be much of the "oval office meeting will be the true test of Albo" stuff.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Albanese at the White House: Trump endorses Aukus, signs $8.5bn rare earths deal and calls PM ‘great leader’
President says US has no better friend than Australia but tells ambassador Kevin Rudd “I don’t like you’
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The takes from the RWNJ cheer squad this morning will especially hilarious...
Predicting ther wont be much of the "oval office meeting will be the true test of Albo" stuff.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Predicting ther wont be much of the "oval office meeting will be the true test of Albo" stuff.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Australians shocked to learn Yahoo! still exists.
#auspol
'Explain why that's on your homepage': senator asks Yahoo about 'explicit' photo on site – video www.theguardian.com/media/video/...
#auspol
'Explain why that's on your homepage': senator asks Yahoo about 'explicit' photo on site – video www.theguardian.com/media/video/...
'Explain why that's on your homepage': senator asks Yahoo about 'explicit' photo on site – video
Sarah Henderson suggests Yahoo Australia is showing inappropriate content on its front page during Senate estimates dealing with the upcoming under-16s social media ban
www.theguardian.com
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Australians shocked to learn Yahoo! still exists.
#auspol
'Explain why that's on your homepage': senator asks Yahoo about 'explicit' photo on site – video www.theguardian.com/media/video/...
#auspol
'Explain why that's on your homepage': senator asks Yahoo about 'explicit' photo on site – video www.theguardian.com/media/video/...
Don't rule out that the Coalition go to the next election AND DO WORSE!
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#auspol
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Jacinta Nampijinpa Price endorses anti-net zero Andrew Hastie as future Liberal leader: ‘So good at what he does’
Price swings in behind the West Australian MP in fresh threat to Sussan Ley’s attempts to unite fractured party
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don't rule out that the Coalition go to the next election AND DO WORSE!
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#auspol
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I'm sure Australians are going to warm to being told they are welfare dependant rubes the same way the migrant community warmed to their last efforts.
To call it ineptitude would be unkind to the inept.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
To call it ineptitude would be unkind to the inept.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
Australians too dependent on government, says Sussan Ley
In her first major economic speech, the opposition leader hits out at universal subsidies and says "dependency" has affected Australia's "national character".
www.abc.net.au
September 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I'm sure Australians are going to warm to being told they are welfare dependant rubes the same way the migrant community warmed to their last efforts.
To call it ineptitude would be unkind to the inept.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
To call it ineptitude would be unkind to the inept.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
Hang on. I'll fix it.
LIBERALS IMPLODE FURTHER.
There. No worries.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
LIBERALS IMPLODE FURTHER.
There. No worries.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Right-leaning MPs rally around Nampijinpa Price as she resists calls to apologise to Indian Australians
But Liberals say party has ‘degenerated into open warfare’ over the issue and accuse NT senator of pushing her own agenda
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Hang on. I'll fix it.
LIBERALS IMPLODE FURTHER.
There. No worries.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
LIBERALS IMPLODE FURTHER.
There. No worries.
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Dear @USA,
You elected a clown car of incompetence with the Orange Idiot as driver, and they have NO IDEA what to do about this.
What follows will be what historians call "the period of decline."
Enjoy.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
You elected a clown car of incompetence with the Orange Idiot as driver, and they have NO IDEA what to do about this.
What follows will be what historians call "the period of decline."
Enjoy.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
China's gravitational pull brings Russia and North Korea together in Beijing
Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin will today send a powerful message to the world as they stand side by side, watching a grand military parade in Tiananmen Square.
www.abc.net.au
September 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dear @USA,
You elected a clown car of incompetence with the Orange Idiot as driver, and they have NO IDEA what to do about this.
What follows will be what historians call "the period of decline."
Enjoy.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
You elected a clown car of incompetence with the Orange Idiot as driver, and they have NO IDEA what to do about this.
What follows will be what historians call "the period of decline."
Enjoy.
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
"I feel so strongly about things that I had no choice but to seek out indigenous women and beat them in front of their children," Mr Sewell said as he again confirmed it is Jacinta Allen who is the coward!
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
#auspol
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Neo-nazi leader Thomas Sewell arrested over Camp Sovereignty attack
Police say three men were arrested outside the Melbourne Magistrates' Court on Tuesday afternoon in relation to an alleged attack on a First Nations protest camp.
www.abc.net.au
September 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"I feel so strongly about things that I had no choice but to seek out indigenous women and beat them in front of their children," Mr Sewell said as he again confirmed it is Jacinta Allen who is the coward!
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
And one more time, if the only other people at your rally are the fukn N*zis, maybe have a bloody good look at yourself...
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#auspol
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Bob Katter distances himself from neo-Nazi group associated with megaphone at anti-immigration protest
Separately, Greens call on Queensland MP to ‘apologise or resign’ for verbal altercation with Channel Nine reporter last week
www.theguardian.com
September 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
And one more time, if the only other people at your rally are the fukn N*zis, maybe have a bloody good look at yourself...
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
#auspol
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Again... if actually N*zis support your 'cause'... maybe reconsider your life goals...
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
Far-right demonstrators stormed Indigenous gathering place after Melbourne rally
Camp Sovereignty organisers say dozens of men dressed in black attacked the site at King's Domain, leaving several people injured. The Victorian government has condemned the attack.
www.abc.net.au
September 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Again... if actually N*zis support your 'cause'... maybe reconsider your life goals...
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...
#auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...