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Shaun
@dajudge.bsky.social
I'm on that app X as @LFCShaunJudge

Massive Liverpool fan

Time for a change and I will banter your football team 😂
Alright stop...
October 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
After 30 minutes 😂😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting the treats ready for trick or treat...
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt...

Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the train it seems pretty painful...
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Beto missed this btw 😂😂
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
July 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In a span of 17 years 114 people died in accidents while at the gym...

In the same 17 years only one man died while eating a donut...

Life is about the choices you make...
July 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Thomas Partey is no longer an unnamed male from north London...

He's now a named man from north London...
July 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In Britain we call it a lift in America they call it an elevator...

I suppose we are raised differently....
July 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Independence Day today...

Honestly only America could have a day off to celebrate a movie…
July 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I cba with X anymore...

So many woke virgins with so much hate for people they will never meet...

All for attention...
July 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What a shit colouring book...
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
😂😂
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My favourite teacher at school was Mr Turtle....

I can’t believe how much he taught us..
May 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So texted the Mrs..

Said send me a picture of your tits...

She replied no way...

So I said sorry wrong number...
May 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked...
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you've never tried blindfold archery...

You don't know what you're missing...
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Three years ago my doctor told me l was going deaf...

I haven't heard from him since...
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What is a four-letter word with a small laugh in the middle....
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is your captain speaking...

We are now flying over 20,000 feet...
May 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I told my Mrs she was drawing her eyebrows too high...

She looked surprised...
May 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I met my mrs at a singles night...

I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids...
May 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Amal and Juan are identical twins...

Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet...

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal..
December 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt...

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...
December 6, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Anyone know where the Tesco staff Christmas party is this year...

I've been using the self-checkout all year so figured I'd go along...
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM