DaJaGr
@dajagr.bsky.social
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Writer, author, photographer, furry type, Christian, owned by two cats. I dabble all over the place.
Writer, author, photographer, furry type, Christian, owned by two cats. I dabble all over the place.
Q: How many Congresspeople does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure us that everything possible is being done, while the other one screws the bulb into a water faucet.
A: Two. One to assure us that everything possible is being done, while the other one screws the bulb into a water faucet.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Q: How many Congresspeople does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure us that everything possible is being done, while the other one screws the bulb into a water faucet.
A: Two. One to assure us that everything possible is being done, while the other one screws the bulb into a water faucet.
The idea that only pork knuckles from pigs raised in Welsh valleys are truly worthy of consumption is an example of the "cwm hock, ergo proper hock" fallacy.
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The idea that only pork knuckles from pigs raised in Welsh valleys are truly worthy of consumption is an example of the "cwm hock, ergo proper hock" fallacy.
Just learned about AGI-based floors for deductions for charitable giving that were rammed through as part of the OBBBA. This sucks: if you itemize, it makes regular giving to support charities' ongoing needs harder, and it discourages giving to a variety of causes.
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just learned about AGI-based floors for deductions for charitable giving that were rammed through as part of the OBBBA. This sucks: if you itemize, it makes regular giving to support charities' ongoing needs harder, and it discourages giving to a variety of causes.
I have been trying my hand at writing some riddles. Let's see how this goes:
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have been trying my hand at writing some riddles. Let's see how this goes:
I've seen this cross my feed in reposts a few times, and... it's weird, I guess, but I've only seen the other side of it. I actually did want kids. Except I suck at dating, apparently, and never found a partner. Eventually, I hit a point where I had to say, even if not "it will never happen," >
October 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've seen this cross my feed in reposts a few times, and... it's weird, I guess, but I've only seen the other side of it. I actually did want kids. Except I suck at dating, apparently, and never found a partner. Eventually, I hit a point where I had to say, even if not "it will never happen," >
Spotted on the back of a Tesla:
"I know, but it's paid off."
"I know, but it's paid off."
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Spotted on the back of a Tesla:
"I know, but it's paid off."
"I know, but it's paid off."
Using any website anymore:
NO, I do not want notifications
YES, I am using an ad blocker
NO, I will not turn it off for you
NO, I do not want your tracking cookies
NO, I do not want to sign up for your newsletter
NO, I do not want the player for the autoplaying video to follow me down the page
NO, I do not want notifications
YES, I am using an ad blocker
NO, I will not turn it off for you
NO, I do not want your tracking cookies
NO, I do not want to sign up for your newsletter
NO, I do not want the player for the autoplaying video to follow me down the page
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Using any website anymore:
NO, I do not want notifications
YES, I am using an ad blocker
NO, I will not turn it off for you
NO, I do not want your tracking cookies
NO, I do not want to sign up for your newsletter
NO, I do not want the player for the autoplaying video to follow me down the page
NO, I do not want notifications
YES, I am using an ad blocker
NO, I will not turn it off for you
NO, I do not want your tracking cookies
NO, I do not want to sign up for your newsletter
NO, I do not want the player for the autoplaying video to follow me down the page
"Changing from something nominally human to something rare and strange—perhaps monstrous to some, perhaps frightening—and then back again is a concept some may find repugnant. They shouldn't. We all of us do it every day in many different ways, don't we?"
—Roger Zelazny, "Blood of Amber"
—Roger Zelazny, "Blood of Amber"
September 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Changing from something nominally human to something rare and strange—perhaps monstrous to some, perhaps frightening—and then back again is a concept some may find repugnant. They shouldn't. We all of us do it every day in many different ways, don't we?"
—Roger Zelazny, "Blood of Amber"
—Roger Zelazny, "Blood of Amber"
Me: *gets out vacuum*
Cats: *uneasy stirring*
Me: *brings vacuum towards office, where cats are*
Cats: *retreat deeper into office, eye vacuum warily*
Me: *moves vacuum to center of room, so it doesn't directly block the path out*
Cats: *exeunt, pursued by a bear*
Cats: *uneasy stirring*
Me: *brings vacuum towards office, where cats are*
Cats: *retreat deeper into office, eye vacuum warily*
Me: *moves vacuum to center of room, so it doesn't directly block the path out*
Cats: *exeunt, pursued by a bear*
August 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me: *gets out vacuum*
Cats: *uneasy stirring*
Me: *brings vacuum towards office, where cats are*
Cats: *retreat deeper into office, eye vacuum warily*
Me: *moves vacuum to center of room, so it doesn't directly block the path out*
Cats: *exeunt, pursued by a bear*
Cats: *uneasy stirring*
Me: *brings vacuum towards office, where cats are*
Cats: *retreat deeper into office, eye vacuum warily*
Me: *moves vacuum to center of room, so it doesn't directly block the path out*
Cats: *exeunt, pursued by a bear*
"...Give my heart wings, with visions and dreams this world cannot steal away."
August 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"...Give my heart wings, with visions and dreams this world cannot steal away."
Human sorrow is not a zero-sum game. If I choose to give voice to things that I struggle with, that is not an indication that I am attempting to diminish anyone else's struggles.
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Human sorrow is not a zero-sum game. If I choose to give voice to things that I struggle with, that is not an indication that I am attempting to diminish anyone else's struggles.
Four out of five doctors surveyed recommended sleep to their hardworking patients.
(The fifth one was asleep at the time of the survey.)
(The fifth one was asleep at the time of the survey.)
August 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Four out of five doctors surveyed recommended sleep to their hardworking patients.
(The fifth one was asleep at the time of the survey.)
(The fifth one was asleep at the time of the survey.)
An observation: I see occasional boosts from folks of artists who are open for commissions--and especially for ones who are doing so because they're dealing with economic hardship. Often, I'm not familiar with these artists, and it can be hard to get a sense of their styles from the announcements.
July 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
An observation: I see occasional boosts from folks of artists who are open for commissions--and especially for ones who are doing so because they're dealing with economic hardship. Often, I'm not familiar with these artists, and it can be hard to get a sense of their styles from the announcements.
It turns out that if I plug the charging cord into my drill but don't plug the other end of it into an outlet, the drill does not charge very fast.
July 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It turns out that if I plug the charging cord into my drill but don't plug the other end of it into an outlet, the drill does not charge very fast.
Reposted by DaJaGr
DID YOU KNOW? $2+ patrons can read THREE PAGES ahead on Skin Deep right now! They aren't colored yet, but hey a preview is still a preview! I'm getting comics DRAWN www.patreon.com/c/korybing
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July 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
DID YOU KNOW? $2+ patrons can read THREE PAGES ahead on Skin Deep right now! They aren't colored yet, but hey a preview is still a preview! I'm getting comics DRAWN www.patreon.com/c/korybing
Is this the year I finally snap and head out on my balcony to bellow out "Vasco da Gama!" after one iteration too many of "Marco!" "Polo!" coming from the pool behind my condo?
June 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Is this the year I finally snap and head out on my balcony to bellow out "Vasco da Gama!" after one iteration too many of "Marco!" "Polo!" coming from the pool behind my condo?
Reposted by DaJaGr
New #furryart #adoptables #furry #fursale www.furaffinity.net/view/61370290/
Auction ends Sunday the 29th
Auction ends Sunday the 29th
June 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
New #furryart #adoptables #furry #fursale www.furaffinity.net/view/61370290/
Auction ends Sunday the 29th
Auction ends Sunday the 29th
"We are not currently able to take action on the production and installation of eco-friendly windows because the concept isn't fully complete, but our team is rapidly developing a feasible installation setup."
In other words...colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
In other words...colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
June 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"We are not currently able to take action on the production and installation of eco-friendly windows because the concept isn't fully complete, but our team is rapidly developing a feasible installation setup."
In other words...colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
In other words...colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Just to be on the safe side, I think we should impeach them both and then deport them both.
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just to be on the safe side, I think we should impeach them both and then deport them both.
For a company that prides itself on its ease-of-use experience, Apple has managed to design a website that amazes me with just how incredibly annoying and frustrating it is to use.
June 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
For a company that prides itself on its ease-of-use experience, Apple has managed to design a website that amazes me with just how incredibly annoying and frustrating it is to use.
It is unsurprisingly difficult to debug a script with someone repeatedly pinging me on the office IM software to ask if I'm done with the script yet and wanting to discuss what to do in case I'm not done with the script three days down the road.
May 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It is unsurprisingly difficult to debug a script with someone repeatedly pinging me on the office IM software to ask if I'm done with the script yet and wanting to discuss what to do in case I'm not done with the script three days down the road.
Add a letter, ruin a movie:
Stare Trek
Fantastic Flour (okay, some might claim that came pre-ruined)
Stare Trek
Fantastic Flour (okay, some might claim that came pre-ruined)
Add a letter, ruin a movie:
"Krill Bill"
(Alternate ones)
"Contract"
"Neatwork"
"Spry Games"
"Smallrats"
"Krill Bill"
(Alternate ones)
"Contract"
"Neatwork"
"Spry Games"
"Smallrats"
Add a letter, ruin a movie:
Raiders of the Lost Bark
Raiders of the Lost Bark
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Add a letter, ruin a movie:
Stare Trek
Fantastic Flour (okay, some might claim that came pre-ruined)
Stare Trek
Fantastic Flour (okay, some might claim that came pre-ruined)
New washing machine arrived today, ahead of schedule. I had to schedule a quick appointment with a junk hauler service to get the old one out. New one's currently running its test cycle in the laundry closet. I can fully close the door to that closet for the first time since 2012!
May 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New washing machine arrived today, ahead of schedule. I had to schedule a quick appointment with a junk hauler service to get the old one out. New one's currently running its test cycle in the laundry closet. I can fully close the door to that closet for the first time since 2012!
"It's weird how much the wind blowing through the leaves outside sounds like rain."
*pause, pull blinds aside, look out window*
"Oh."
*second pause*
"...I should really close all the windows now."
*pause, pull blinds aside, look out window*
"Oh."
*second pause*
"...I should really close all the windows now."
May 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"It's weird how much the wind blowing through the leaves outside sounds like rain."
*pause, pull blinds aside, look out window*
"Oh."
*second pause*
"...I should really close all the windows now."
*pause, pull blinds aside, look out window*
"Oh."
*second pause*
"...I should really close all the windows now."