Daisy Rainbow the Baby Monster🐶🐩
@daisyrainluna.bsky.social
My naughty & smart 🍑 adventures with all of my hell-raising furiends. 😃 Make us laugh until we snort & we will be friends forever!!
I KNEW it!! See, they have truck-fulls of leprechauns here!!! They just keep dropping them off at my house!!
#BlameTheLeprechaunsNotMe
#BlameTheLeprechaunsNotMe
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I KNEW it!! See, they have truck-fulls of leprechauns here!!! They just keep dropping them off at my house!!
#BlameTheLeprechaunsNotMe
#BlameTheLeprechaunsNotMe
No Mom, I obviously had NOTHING to do with the bowl and chips on the floor. I valiantly fought off the leprechaun to save your Tortilla chips!
#TortillaChipsArentTasty
#DamnLeprechaun
#dogs
#TortillaChipsArentTasty
#DamnLeprechaun
#dogs
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
No Mom, I obviously had NOTHING to do with the bowl and chips on the floor. I valiantly fought off the leprechaun to save your Tortilla chips!
#TortillaChipsArentTasty
#DamnLeprechaun
#dogs
#TortillaChipsArentTasty
#DamnLeprechaun
#dogs
I DEFINITELY didn't "crop dust" you with horrific toot smells. Obviously, the leprechaun is hiding under the couch and has eaten something questionable. I am way too cute to make a smell like that. #SuperFunkyMonster
#PoorMom
#DamnLeprechaun
#PoorMom
#DamnLeprechaun
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I DEFINITELY didn't "crop dust" you with horrific toot smells. Obviously, the leprechaun is hiding under the couch and has eaten something questionable. I am way too cute to make a smell like that. #SuperFunkyMonster
#PoorMom
#DamnLeprechaun
#PoorMom
#DamnLeprechaun
Nope, I know NOTHING about the giant pee puddle in the kitchen, next to my dog door and 2 potty pads. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in and peed on the floor. Apparently, "they" don't want to go outside on rainy nights and can't see potty pads in the dark. 🤷🏼
#DamnLeprechaun
#DamnLeprechaun
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Nope, I know NOTHING about the giant pee puddle in the kitchen, next to my dog door and 2 potty pads. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in and peed on the floor. Apparently, "they" don't want to go outside on rainy nights and can't see potty pads in the dark. 🤷🏼
#DamnLeprechaun
#DamnLeprechaun
Look, you told me that you needed help baking for Christmas. It's not my fault that I happened to drop one tiny egg. And no thanks for my very cute gingerbread house?
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
THANK YOU to
@doodlenessa.bsky.social a
for this perfect pic!!
#dogsofX
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
THANK YOU to
@doodlenessa.bsky.social a
for this perfect pic!!
#dogsofX
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Look, you told me that you needed help baking for Christmas. It's not my fault that I happened to drop one tiny egg. And no thanks for my very cute gingerbread house?
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
THANK YOU to
@doodlenessa.bsky.social a
for this perfect pic!!
#dogsofX
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
THANK YOU to
@doodlenessa.bsky.social a
for this perfect pic!!
#dogsofX
Ok, so I got a TINY bit of gopher dirt on my beard and paws. How else am I supposed to catch dinner for us? You ALWAYS complain about food prices, so I'm just trying to help out. 🤷🏼 #NoIDidntHearYouScreamingToStopDigging #MonsterEconomics
#MyBeardIsSolidMud
#PoorMomsBack
#MyBeardIsSolidMud
#PoorMomsBack
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ok, so I got a TINY bit of gopher dirt on my beard and paws. How else am I supposed to catch dinner for us? You ALWAYS complain about food prices, so I'm just trying to help out. 🤷🏼 #NoIDidntHearYouScreamingToStopDigging #MonsterEconomics
#MyBeardIsSolidMud
#PoorMomsBack
#MyBeardIsSolidMud
#PoorMomsBack
Nooo, I know nothing about how your 1/2 full chili bowl ended up empty in the living room. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in again & ate it!! I was asleep in the bedroom. Yep. Totally asleep. #DamnChiliLovingLeprechaun #HotPoopsToCome
#SpicyBabyMonster
#SpicyBabyMonster
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Nooo, I know nothing about how your 1/2 full chili bowl ended up empty in the living room. Obviously, the leprechaun broke in again & ate it!! I was asleep in the bedroom. Yep. Totally asleep. #DamnChiliLovingLeprechaun #HotPoopsToCome
#SpicyBabyMonster
#SpicyBabyMonster
Yes, I DO need to drag my toy bucket all the way across the room and take everything out. You need to get some exercise dragging it back & picking up my million toys. #SuperStrongMonster
#PayAttentionToMe
#SoHelpful
#PayAttentionToMe
#SoHelpful
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yes, I DO need to drag my toy bucket all the way across the room and take everything out. You need to get some exercise dragging it back & picking up my million toys. #SuperStrongMonster
#PayAttentionToMe
#SoHelpful
#PayAttentionToMe
#SoHelpful
Nope, I have no idea why the carpet smells like "whoopie". Maybe the leprechaun made the house smell awful by putting his stinky bottom on the carpet?? #StinkyBottomedMonster
#HumidityBringsOutTheFunk
#dogsofbsky
#HumidityBringsOutTheFunk
#dogsofbsky
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nope, I have no idea why the carpet smells like "whoopie". Maybe the leprechaun made the house smell awful by putting his stinky bottom on the carpet?? #StinkyBottomedMonster
#HumidityBringsOutTheFunk
#dogsofbsky
#HumidityBringsOutTheFunk
#dogsofbsky
@baileyandbrawny.bsky.social
TED-E-HUMPZALOT, crime fighter extraordinare, says thank you for letting him borrow my raincoat!! He is so freaking cute!!
TED-E-HUMPZALOT, crime fighter extraordinare, says thank you for letting him borrow my raincoat!! He is so freaking cute!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@baileyandbrawny.bsky.social
TED-E-HUMPZALOT, crime fighter extraordinare, says thank you for letting him borrow my raincoat!! He is so freaking cute!!
TED-E-HUMPZALOT, crime fighter extraordinare, says thank you for letting him borrow my raincoat!! He is so freaking cute!!
YAYYY, it's my true love Teddy!! I love you SOO much!! I cant wait to smooch you!!! Wait. Oh WAIT!! I never agreed to #HumptyDumpty in front of the Hoos!! MOOOOM!! #SlowDownTeddy
#Dogsofbluesky
#Dogs
#Dogsofbluesky
#Dogs
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
YAYYY, it's my true love Teddy!! I love you SOO much!! I cant wait to smooch you!!! Wait. Oh WAIT!! I never agreed to #HumptyDumpty in front of the Hoos!! MOOOOM!! #SlowDownTeddy
#Dogsofbluesky
#Dogs
#Dogsofbluesky
#Dogs
Listen Mr. Giraffe, what happens in the living room while Mom is gone, STAYS in the living room. No more telling Mom who got into her jacket or knocked things over while she was out. 😤
#TotallyInncocentMonster
#MrGiraffeDidItNotMe
#Dogs
#TotallyInncocentMonster
#MrGiraffeDidItNotMe
#Dogs
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Listen Mr. Giraffe, what happens in the living room while Mom is gone, STAYS in the living room. No more telling Mom who got into her jacket or knocked things over while she was out. 😤
#TotallyInncocentMonster
#MrGiraffeDidItNotMe
#Dogs
#TotallyInncocentMonster
#MrGiraffeDidItNotMe
#Dogs
Nope, I know absolutely nothing about how the bag of cookies, plate, paper towels & bag got on the floor. At least I didnt eat the cookies, I just crumbled them. And where is my Thanks? Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving a window open & a leprechaun came in to wreak havoc.
#DamnLeprechaun
#DamnLeprechaun
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nope, I know absolutely nothing about how the bag of cookies, plate, paper towels & bag got on the floor. At least I didnt eat the cookies, I just crumbled them. And where is my Thanks? Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving a window open & a leprechaun came in to wreak havoc.
#DamnLeprechaun
#DamnLeprechaun
Listen, I AM OBVIOUSLY playing "Hard to get!!" It's #TotallyNotMyFault that Teddy is SOO cute and we are SO excited to go to the beach.
#AndChaosEnsues #MonsterInSoMuchLove
#PoorTeddy
#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky
#AndChaosEnsues #MonsterInSoMuchLove
#PoorTeddy
#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky
October 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Listen, I AM OBVIOUSLY playing "Hard to get!!" It's #TotallyNotMyFault that Teddy is SOO cute and we are SO excited to go to the beach.
#AndChaosEnsues #MonsterInSoMuchLove
#PoorTeddy
#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky
#AndChaosEnsues #MonsterInSoMuchLove
#PoorTeddy
#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky
Noooo, that is DEFINITELY not me with a spicyTikka Masala package from the trash. Obviously,
@moose-rocky.bsky.social
Rocky came over again & set me up!! Yep.
Not Me. Nope. #ThievingMonsterWithHotPoopsToCome
#Dogsofbsky
#Dogs
@moose-rocky.bsky.social
Rocky came over again & set me up!! Yep.
Not Me. Nope. #ThievingMonsterWithHotPoopsToCome
#Dogsofbsky
#Dogs
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Noooo, that is DEFINITELY not me with a spicyTikka Masala package from the trash. Obviously,
@moose-rocky.bsky.social
Rocky came over again & set me up!! Yep.
Not Me. Nope. #ThievingMonsterWithHotPoopsToCome
#Dogsofbsky
#Dogs
@moose-rocky.bsky.social
Rocky came over again & set me up!! Yep.
Not Me. Nope. #ThievingMonsterWithHotPoopsToCome
#Dogsofbsky
#Dogs
Look, its #TotallyYourFault that you left me alone to go swim. I'm just trying to help you clean the house by taking the trash out. One piece at a time. You always bitch that I'm of no help. 🤷🏼 #SuperHelpfulMonster
#dogs #dogsofbsky
#dogs #dogsofbsky
September 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Look, its #TotallyYourFault that you left me alone to go swim. I'm just trying to help you clean the house by taking the trash out. One piece at a time. You always bitch that I'm of no help. 🤷🏼 #SuperHelpfulMonster
#dogs #dogsofbsky
#dogs #dogsofbsky
Look, it's #TotallyYourFault that you left me all alone with no sister to play with. These are MY potty bags, leash, raincoat and snacks, so what's the problem? #IWillNeverGrowOutOfThis
#BabyMonsterNeedsAPomPomSisterASAP
#BabyMonsterNeedsAPomPomSisterASAP
August 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Look, it's #TotallyYourFault that you left me all alone with no sister to play with. These are MY potty bags, leash, raincoat and snacks, so what's the problem? #IWillNeverGrowOutOfThis
#BabyMonsterNeedsAPomPomSisterASAP
#BabyMonsterNeedsAPomPomSisterASAP
Listen, I keep telling you that I don't need a gentle leader. Obviously you aren't very bright, since I've eaten about 8 of them.
Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?!
#SuperBadMonster
Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?!
#SuperBadMonster
July 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Listen, I keep telling you that I don't need a gentle leader. Obviously you aren't very bright, since I've eaten about 8 of them.
Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?!
#SuperBadMonster
Its #TotallyYourFault for leaving me home with no new sister. Thats why I got your jacket,shorts, leash & harness out. How else do I entertain myself?!
#SuperBadMonster
Yes, I am FULLY aware that we already took a super long walk. But that was like, 2 whole hours ago. Now get off your 🍑 and let's GO!!! Lets go find Teddy for shenanigans! I'll just sit here blocking the TV until we go.
#PainInThe🍑Monster
#PoorTiredSoreMom
#PainInThe🍑Monster
#PoorTiredSoreMom
July 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yes, I am FULLY aware that we already took a super long walk. But that was like, 2 whole hours ago. Now get off your 🍑 and let's GO!!! Lets go find Teddy for shenanigans! I'll just sit here blocking the TV until we go.
#PainInThe🍑Monster
#PoorTiredSoreMom
#PainInThe🍑Monster
#PoorTiredSoreMom
What do you mean "a bit too much"? This IS me playing hard to get. My boyfriend Teddy is just TOO adorable not to smush is face & kiss his mouth & smell his 🙈 & kiss his nose.
#MonsterInLoveAgain
#SoNotSubtle
#PoorTeddy
#dogs #dogsofbsky
#MonsterInLoveAgain
#SoNotSubtle
#PoorTeddy
#dogs #dogsofbsky
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What do you mean "a bit too much"? This IS me playing hard to get. My boyfriend Teddy is just TOO adorable not to smush is face & kiss his mouth & smell his 🙈 & kiss his nose.
#MonsterInLoveAgain
#SoNotSubtle
#PoorTeddy
#dogs #dogsofbsky
#MonsterInLoveAgain
#SoNotSubtle
#PoorTeddy
#dogs #dogsofbsky
What part of "these glasses are ugly" did you not understand mom? I know you didn't even get to try them on and they were free, but I'm just helping you out. Orange is NOT your color.
#MonsterStyling
#YesIDidItAgain
#FreePetMonster
#MonsterStyling
#YesIDidItAgain
#FreePetMonster
June 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What part of "these glasses are ugly" did you not understand mom? I know you didn't even get to try them on and they were free, but I'm just helping you out. Orange is NOT your color.
#MonsterStyling
#YesIDidItAgain
#FreePetMonster
#MonsterStyling
#YesIDidItAgain
#FreePetMonster
Please refer to appropriate instructions when assembling your doodle.
#MonsterGymnastics
#TimeToCleanUnderTheDresser
#HowInTheHellIsThisComfy
#MonsterGymnastics
#TimeToCleanUnderTheDresser
#HowInTheHellIsThisComfy
June 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Please refer to appropriate instructions when assembling your doodle.
#MonsterGymnastics
#TimeToCleanUnderTheDresser
#HowInTheHellIsThisComfy
#MonsterGymnastics
#TimeToCleanUnderTheDresser
#HowInTheHellIsThisComfy
Look, I keep telling you that these glasses are ugly, yet you KEEP replacing them.
Apparently, I'm going to have to keep eating them until you learn. I don't want to be seen in public with you wearing them.
#MonsterStylist
#MomsMutteringAgain
#IWantANewSister
Apparently, I'm going to have to keep eating them until you learn. I don't want to be seen in public with you wearing them.
#MonsterStylist
#MomsMutteringAgain
#IWantANewSister
June 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Look, I keep telling you that these glasses are ugly, yet you KEEP replacing them.
Apparently, I'm going to have to keep eating them until you learn. I don't want to be seen in public with you wearing them.
#MonsterStylist
#MomsMutteringAgain
#IWantANewSister
Apparently, I'm going to have to keep eating them until you learn. I don't want to be seen in public with you wearing them.
#MonsterStylist
#MomsMutteringAgain
#IWantANewSister
Listen, you told me not to RUN with scissors, but never said anything about me eating them. Its #TotallyYourFault that u left them on the counter & abandoned me. And yes, I DID need to get into EVERYTHING.
#TimeForANewSister
#ForTheLoveOfGodMonster 😳
#TimeForANewSister
#ForTheLoveOfGodMonster 😳
June 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Listen, you told me not to RUN with scissors, but never said anything about me eating them. Its #TotallyYourFault that u left them on the counter & abandoned me. And yes, I DID need to get into EVERYTHING.
#TimeForANewSister
#ForTheLoveOfGodMonster 😳
#TimeForANewSister
#ForTheLoveOfGodMonster 😳
SO HELP ME!! He's gonna be my dinner. 😡😤
May 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
SO HELP ME!! He's gonna be my dinner. 😡😤