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Why I had to dump the "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip

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#rachelreeves #labourchinatrip
Why I had to dump the "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip
BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer explains why he dumped "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Comrade Starmer Visiting Communist Comrades in China

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#starmer #china
Comrade Starmer Visiting Communist Comrades in China
BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer is on a visit to the communist country as a guest of Comrade Jinping.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

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#illegalmigrants #openborders
Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK
MADRID - Spain - The far-leftist open borders socialist government has fast-tracked citizenship for over half a million illegal migrants, which will destabilise and ruin Europe further.
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January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

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#suellabraverman #reformuk
Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group
LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party is very angry that traitor Suella Braverman, a Conservative, has defected to a brigand partisan group of bandits.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

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#minneapolis #ice
The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - It's okay to have 3.1 million ICE deportations under Obama, but not okay to have deportations under Trump.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

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#andyburnham #labour
Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy
MANCHESTER - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is currently under a state of alert after a traitor tried to invoke democracy with an illegal election.
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January 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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CHAGOS!

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#china #ccp
CHAGOS!
LONDON - England - CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS
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January 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Trump: "It's just tough love"

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#britishwardead #afghanistan
Trump: "It's just tough love"
HELMAND - Afghanistan - Trump took a dump on our brave British soldiers, but according to him, this is his way of showing "tough love".
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January 24, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Russia Joins Trump's "Bored of Peace"

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#boardofpeace
Russia Joins Trump's "Bored of Peace"
DAVOS - Switzerland - Russia is the first country to join up to Trump's new organisation, the "Bored of Peace".
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January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Macron: "I cannot stand bullies!"

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Macron: "I cannot stand bullies!"
DAVOS - Switzerland - French President Emmanuel Macron was wearing some odd sunglasses throughout the WEF meeting in the Swiss resort. He also revealed that he does not like bullies.
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January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Flowers From Hell

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Flowers From Hell
An ode to the lost moments of silence
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January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

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#greenland
UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland
LONDON - England - The weak and ineffectual UK and European nations will send a combat force to Greenland to counteract Trump.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

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#wef26 #supplychains #business
World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility
GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report from the World Economic Forum reveals that global supply chains are in a state of structural volatility.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks

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#firearms #toddlers
America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - America’s most unpredictable threat no longer wears balaclavas, but instead favours dinosaur pyjamas and has limited impulse control -- yep, toddlers on the rampage.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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GREENLAND - U.S. forces have successfully captured and arrested the President of Greenland, the White House has revealed.

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BREAKING: U.S. Forces Arrest President of Greenland
GREENLAND - U.S. forces have successfully captured and arrested the President of Greenland, the White House has revealed.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

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#nationalsecurity #china #espionage #starmer
QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables
LONDON - England - The nation's national security and economy is at risk when the Chinese Super Spy Embassy is built in the capital.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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What's Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?

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#FOOTBALL
What's Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?
LONDON - England - What's going on in the Premier League at the moment, our thoughts about the challenges now, and ahead?
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January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

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#socialism #tories
Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party
LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party has sacked the Conservative Party MP Robert Jenrick for being conservative.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Huzzah! It's National Pothole Day!

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#potholes #uk
Huzzah! It's National Pothole Day!
LONDON - England - It's National Pothole Day, so pick up your car's suspension off the ground and celebrate.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you

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#labour #uturns
Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you
LIVERPOOL - England - The Big State Labour Party is happy to announce a new rail link up north for the benefit of soviet citizens who enjoy a good U-turn.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition

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#globalrisks #wef26
Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition
GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum’s Global Risks Report 2026 warns that geopolitical and economic pressures are intensifying as the world enters what it describes as a new age of competi...
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January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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"I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!"

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#chinasuperembassy #chinesespy #globalthreat
"I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!"
LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for China in the capital.
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January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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"Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called - conscription!"

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#conscription #militaryservice
"Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called - conscription!"
SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic elections can be postponed indefinitely. Compulsory conscription it is then,
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January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report

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#cybersecurity #globalthreats
Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report
GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report by the WEF highlights the serious risks of cyber-enabled fraud and the vulnerabilities of global AI usage.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Davos for World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2026 Sees Record Numbers Attend

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#wef26 #worldeconomicforum
Davos for World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2026 Sees Record Numbers Attend
DAVOS - Switzerland - At a pivotal moment for global cooperation, the World Economic Forum will convene its 56th Annual Meeting from 19 to 23 January 2026 under the theme A Spirit of Dialogue.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM