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you did it. guess ill do it tomorrow
10 likes and i reveal my identity once and for all
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
you did it. guess ill do it tomorrow
10 likes and i reveal my identity once and for all
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
10 likes and i reveal my identity once and for all
i think its time for the truth yall
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i think its time for the truth yall
no more tricks no more goofs i am the real daily kanakos admin
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
no more tricks no more goofs i am the real daily kanakos admin
so whats up guys
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
so whats up guys
I push away everyone that I care about because nobody ever taught me how to use a pull door. All I know is push. Push push push. This is what happens when people are born. I would hate to be pregnant because I would crave something stupid like green beans with sprinkles on them. It does sound tasty.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I push away everyone that I care about because nobody ever taught me how to use a pull door. All I know is push. Push push push. This is what happens when people are born. I would hate to be pregnant because I would crave something stupid like green beans with sprinkles on them. It does sound tasty.
I invented insects and populated the world with them a few hundred years ago. They all have little chips that connect to a central chip in my brain. I can see through their eyes, and feel their pain. I feel a lot of pain when you make videos torturing mosquitos. It’s okay. I’m just a punching bag.
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I invented insects and populated the world with them a few hundred years ago. They all have little chips that connect to a central chip in my brain. I can see through their eyes, and feel their pain. I feel a lot of pain when you make videos torturing mosquitos. It’s okay. I’m just a punching bag.
My personal radio picked up a frequency originating from space. After hours of work, I was able to translate it. It says, “I am an alien! On my planet, we’re all homeless, and I hate my life.” I made that up. I don’t speak alien. It probably says something a lot less fun. I like mine better.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My personal radio picked up a frequency originating from space. After hours of work, I was able to translate it. It says, “I am an alien! On my planet, we’re all homeless, and I hate my life.” I made that up. I don’t speak alien. It probably says something a lot less fun. I like mine better.
Sunday vibe! I plowed a tractor through my local grocery store because I don’t have a driver’s license, and my stupid hick dad told me to get groceries in the tractor anyways. Garfield is a stupid piece of shit because I’d rather it be Monday than today right now. The cops are taking my phone, now.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sunday vibe! I plowed a tractor through my local grocery store because I don’t have a driver’s license, and my stupid hick dad told me to get groceries in the tractor anyways. Garfield is a stupid piece of shit because I’d rather it be Monday than today right now. The cops are taking my phone, now.
The food pyramid is bullshit. Everyone knows pyramids are scams. Hello, pyramid scheme? Dumbass. You don’t need to eat grain. There is a solid gold orb hidden in Sudan, but they made up Egypt so you wouldn’t pay attention to it. It’s worth billions, but it also kinda sucks because it has a dent.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The food pyramid is bullshit. Everyone knows pyramids are scams. Hello, pyramid scheme? Dumbass. You don’t need to eat grain. There is a solid gold orb hidden in Sudan, but they made up Egypt so you wouldn’t pay attention to it. It’s worth billions, but it also kinda sucks because it has a dent.
In 1875, I ran a ranch. The only animal we kept were raccoons. The ranch failed because raccoons don’t produce anything that anyone wants. They just eat trash and shit everywhere. I’ve been poisoning my trash ever since, hoping that it’ll make raccoons extinct one day. I hate the animal kingdom.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In 1875, I ran a ranch. The only animal we kept were raccoons. The ranch failed because raccoons don’t produce anything that anyone wants. They just eat trash and shit everywhere. I’ve been poisoning my trash ever since, hoping that it’ll make raccoons extinct one day. I hate the animal kingdom.
I got indoctrinated into a cult but they kicked me out because I don’t use deodorant. The fuck, man? I thought we were supposed to be a kind and inclusive group of friends. But no, they kick me out because I stink like shit. Some friends. I’m gonna start a rival cult and kill every last one of them.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I got indoctrinated into a cult but they kicked me out because I don’t use deodorant. The fuck, man? I thought we were supposed to be a kind and inclusive group of friends. But no, they kick me out because I stink like shit. Some friends. I’m gonna start a rival cult and kill every last one of them.
Break a leg! That’s what they said before I tripped and broke my fucking leg. Such fucking bullshit. My life is a cruel joke, and I am nothing but a jester before the court of God. If I died, nobody would shed a tear. Because cats shed, not people. I shed, too, because I am a mutant fucking freak.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Break a leg! That’s what they said before I tripped and broke my fucking leg. Such fucking bullshit. My life is a cruel joke, and I am nothing but a jester before the court of God. If I died, nobody would shed a tear. Because cats shed, not people. I shed, too, because I am a mutant fucking freak.
I like to play pretend. I do it a lot, like right now. I'm pretending to do things but you don't know about it. I don't really know that much, either, because I don't read many books. I also dropped out of school because I'm a stupid piece of shit and a failure, and nothing is good in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like to play pretend. I do it a lot, like right now. I'm pretending to do things but you don't know about it. I don't really know that much, either, because I don't read many books. I also dropped out of school because I'm a stupid piece of shit and a failure, and nothing is good in my life.
I only see in black and white because I'm from a timeline where the color camera was never invented. I wish I could go back to my original timeline and invent it, because then I would be able to see color. My timeline also has a bunch of evil shit? It's dumb. I like good things, like lemons.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I only see in black and white because I'm from a timeline where the color camera was never invented. I wish I could go back to my original timeline and invent it, because then I would be able to see color. My timeline also has a bunch of evil shit? It's dumb. I like good things, like lemons.
I like sleeping, but sometimes this weird thing happens where I'm asleep but it feels like I'm not asleep. Like I'm in some world, doing something, but I'm asleep. It's very strange, and I've never heard of this happening to anyone else before. Help me, Reddit! Red. Lol. colors are funny
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I like sleeping, but sometimes this weird thing happens where I'm asleep but it feels like I'm not asleep. Like I'm in some world, doing something, but I'm asleep. It's very strange, and I've never heard of this happening to anyone else before. Help me, Reddit! Red. Lol. colors are funny
They want me to take medication. This reminds me of oxycodone, which makes me think of the oxymoron, my favorite literary tool. Oxymoron makes me think of moron, which reminds me of that little ball guy from Portal 2. He yells, and that makes me think of my past. The ghost, I mean. He yells, too.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
They want me to take medication. This reminds me of oxycodone, which makes me think of the oxymoron, my favorite literary tool. Oxymoron makes me think of moron, which reminds me of that little ball guy from Portal 2. He yells, and that makes me think of my past. The ghost, I mean. He yells, too.
I am addicted to my phone. I like to hold it up close to my eyes with a bright white image and maximum brightness. I do this for 6 hours every day. I've never felt more euphoria from anything else. TikTok is also kind of cool, but it's not even close to blinding myself. I suggest it to everyone.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I am addicted to my phone. I like to hold it up close to my eyes with a bright white image and maximum brightness. I do this for 6 hours every day. I've never felt more euphoria from anything else. TikTok is also kind of cool, but it's not even close to blinding myself. I suggest it to everyone.
I am the only person that exists. It makes me sad knowing that, because I think it would be so cool if there was a second one. At least I was able to create a device that makes up fake people to reply to my ramblings if I type them on the device. It took years of hard work. It also killed every cow.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I am the only person that exists. It makes me sad knowing that, because I think it would be so cool if there was a second one. At least I was able to create a device that makes up fake people to reply to my ramblings if I type them on the device. It took years of hard work. It also killed every cow.
I spend 13 hours in a cubicle every day, and last week I tried to leave after only 12 hours. A weird man called "my boss" beat me until I said uncle. Then he told me that I had to restart, because I tried to leave early. I worked for 25 hours. It sucked, but at least I made 12 dollars.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I spend 13 hours in a cubicle every day, and last week I tried to leave after only 12 hours. A weird man called "my boss" beat me until I said uncle. Then he told me that I had to restart, because I tried to leave early. I worked for 25 hours. It sucked, but at least I made 12 dollars.
We should make something that's like fire, but cold. I'd call it something like erif. Erif was the name of the man who broke my heart. He was a cold son of a bitch. I don't know any men, and I never have. I only know women. It's nice like that, because a man broke my heart, but I only know women.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We should make something that's like fire, but cold. I'd call it something like erif. Erif was the name of the man who broke my heart. He was a cold son of a bitch. I don't know any men, and I never have. I only know women. It's nice like that, because a man broke my heart, but I only know women.
I'm haunted by my past. He's a ghost, named my past. He is very clear that it is all lowercase. He said if I ever spelled it with uppercase letters he would throw my mugs on the ground. I have a collectible mug from 1964, and if he broke it, I'd be livid. my past is a very dark thing.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm haunted by my past. He's a ghost, named my past. He is very clear that it is all lowercase. He said if I ever spelled it with uppercase letters he would throw my mugs on the ground. I have a collectible mug from 1964, and if he broke it, I'd be livid. my past is a very dark thing.