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renée 💋 🍉
@daiishou.bsky.social
wannabe margaritaville bartender w a phd

29 / space cowboy / sad vampire / 2 hot 4 u

icon is yara flor
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i am girl w phd so crazy
as a girl who was meh at sports growing up despite a jock dad (he was chill ab it) it’s fun to just have fun chasing ball as an adult :)
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
just learned booktok discourse is a phrase! how wild. anyways does anyone have a rec for a book stand so i can also knit
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
trying to be a jock at too fast a pace. going xc skiing the day before the first gaelic practice WAS A CHOICE.
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
sometimes i am buttercup frfr
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
renee finally went nuclear in the gc 😔😔
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
my team played dodgeball for multisport n i survived a 3v1 (1=me) that turned to a 1v1 and then sudden death when time ran out that we won. i love being an mvp !!!
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ios26 made my phone restart and killed my alarm. woke up 36 min into my work day. i hate you always and forever apple
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
avoided addressing benefits to use for my therapist for 6 mos (thanks adhd) and then panicked i wasnt her client anymore until she emailed me back 48hrs later. laugh out loud :)
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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why hasn't ganondorf tried this before is he stupid
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
manifesting my bread yeast is still alive and i can make focaccia
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
fortunately, i have become more annoying! no more doormat for me thank you!
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
no one wanna fly to to my city from trnto. wonderful! maybe a whole row to myself
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
sometimes u realize on a plane that it is some people’s first day on earth : )
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
eating cold boiled chicken just like leela frfr
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i know i have to quit watching reels as soon as i get heated over conflating top and dom. these are different!!!
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Fuck AI.

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January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
sorry to everyone at dnd i keep wanting to try more bean recipes!!
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
cancelled a video watching subscription WITH ADS that cost almost $12 a MONTH who the FUCK
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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happy new year! 2025 was a huge year for grey-scale art for me i guess :-)
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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I hope 2026 is kind to us all
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
anyways had to leave the function when on two separate occasionsyself and my partner wanted to start a fight with one (1) man
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 AM
there was too much drak* played at the function despite all the recent allegations
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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Them: So what have y'all been up to?
Me: Haha, you know. The usual.

The Usual:
September 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
to deep clean as an adhd, is to constantly learn over and over that i cannot empty all the boxes and then reorganize. the contents now live just on the ground till i have the energy to make decisions again
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM