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I like feeling okay.
My review of The Naked Gun on Letterboxd boxd.it/azDKE5
A review of The Naked Gun (2025)
Chili dogs? Owl parent? Evil genius that makes robots and other devices? Wait a minute, this might secretly be a Sonic movie.
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August 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My review of Doing Business at the End of the World on Letterboxd boxd.it/atRlf9
A review of Doing Business at the End of the World (2025)
I saw Joe and Carmen perform live, technically yesterday, and then I came home and ate a spicy chicken sandwich from whataburger and then watched this.
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July 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My review of Sorry, Baby on Letterboxd boxd.it/asUNbB
A review of Sorry, Baby (2025)
Good to know that it's okay when my penis is small and soft. Turns out it's actually preferred.
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July 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My review of Together on Letterboxd boxd.it/as8Frl
A review of Together (2025)
This was actually really sweet, ya'll.
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July 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My review of Other Side of the Box on Letterboxd boxd.it/aqNx9d
A review of Other Side of the Box (2018)
Home invasion by the McPoyles from It's Always Sunny.
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July 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My review of Three Colours: White on Letterboxd boxd.it/aoel43
A review of Three Colours: White (1994)
Nothing makes dude's dick harder than revenge.
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July 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My review of Eddington on Letterboxd boxd.it/ant4iD
A review of Eddington (2025)
On July 17th I played hours of Donkey Kong Bananza and then watched this movie. It was a wonderful day. YOUR BEING MANIPULATED.
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July 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
My review of Three Colours: Blue on Letterboxd boxd.it/amK3YD
A review of Three Colours: Blue (1993)
I really want to get back into swimming for exercise, but I still have no desire to go bungee jumping.
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July 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My review of Superman on Letterboxd boxd.it/aiSje7
A review of Superman (2025)
Just pure fun.
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July 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My review of 40 Acres on Letterboxd boxd.it/ag3YRJ
A review of 40 Acres (2024)
begs the question: how soon into an apocalypse would MAGA turn cannibalistic?
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July 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My review of Jurassic World Rebirth on Letterboxd boxd.it/ad26rX
A review of Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
Well at least it wasn't bugs. calling it now, the next movie is going to be about dino/human hybrids caused by the medicine created from the DNA gathered in this.
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July 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
My review of 28 Years Later on Letterboxd boxd.it/a3GoLh
A review of 28 Years Later (2025)
Hooligans? In 28 Years Later? It's more likely than you'd think.
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June 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My review of Duck Soup on Letterboxd boxd.it/a2BAwz
A review of Duck Soup (1933)
a true achievement of cinema for me. fifty jokes per minute and not one made me crack a smile.
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June 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My review of Materialists on Letterboxd boxd.it/9ZMAZ7
A review of Materialists (2025)
Such coincidence that both movies I saw today involved math as a theme. I guess it really is the backbone of our world.
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June 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My review of The Phoenician Scheme on Letterboxd boxd.it/9Zcznp
A review of The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
There was bugs.
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June 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM