Dad Joke A Day
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Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.
Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!
What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!
What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
At the bottom!
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
At the bottom!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!