Dadbodonis
@dadbodonis.bsky.social
18+ —- I go where I please, and please where I go. No DMs, unless you will pay by me for pizza 🍕. Asking for💰is an instant block!
He/Him, 37, Virgo, Polyamorous, Demisexual, LGTBTQ+ ally, autistic, dadbod…but not a Dad!
He/Him, 37, Virgo, Polyamorous, Demisexual, LGTBTQ+ ally, autistic, dadbod…but not a Dad!
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The thought of someone masturbating to me always seem really hot to me #kink #turnon #confession #nsfwsky #nsfw
May 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The thought of someone masturbating to me always seem really hot to me #kink #turnon #confession #nsfwsky #nsfw
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs
April 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs
Sorry babe. Ween stays in the sex playlist!
Ween - Monique The Freak
YouTube video by The Man Makes The Hat
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April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sorry babe. Ween stays in the sex playlist!
What do you call it when a hotel mattress is ruined from too much vacation sex? Spring break.
April 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What do you call it when a hotel mattress is ruined from too much vacation sex? Spring break.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues.
April 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues.
What is a long, wide thing that men carry? A tie.
April 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
What is a long, wide thing that men carry? A tie.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? “Beat it. We're closed.”
April 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? “Beat it. We're closed.”
What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
April 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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April 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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A quick post before I turn in for the night
April 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A quick post before I turn in for the night
Trying out my new joggers and it definitely showed off my ass lol
April 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Trying out my new joggers and it definitely showed off my ass lol
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Stay safe, and have fun out there! Remember to drink your water
April 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stay safe, and have fun out there! Remember to drink your water
