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Before you follow me there's a few rules that you should be aware of.
1. I'm not buying anyone any fucking gift cards.
2. If I had the money to put into crypto I would already be there.
3. If you want to show me your boobs fine, but see rule number 1.
Have a nice day 🙂
1. I'm not buying anyone any fucking gift cards.
2. If I had the money to put into crypto I would already be there.
3. If you want to show me your boobs fine, but see rule number 1.
Have a nice day 🙂
Bishop of the House Mike Johnson says that any federal funds going to California should be conditional.
Fair enough. Any taxpayer money going to Louisiana should be conditional also.
I give "The Pelican State" a month before it's bankrupt.
Fair enough. Any taxpayer money going to Louisiana should be conditional also.
I give "The Pelican State" a month before it's bankrupt.
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Bishop of the House Mike Johnson says that any federal funds going to California should be conditional.
Fair enough. Any taxpayer money going to Louisiana should be conditional also.
I give "The Pelican State" a month before it's bankrupt.
Fair enough. Any taxpayer money going to Louisiana should be conditional also.
I give "The Pelican State" a month before it's bankrupt.
In one week the United States loses all credibility when it comes to accusing the leader of a foreign country of being a criminal.
In one week the greatest threat to the United States' national security will be the president.
In one week the laughingstock of the world will be the United States.
In one week the greatest threat to the United States' national security will be the president.
In one week the laughingstock of the world will be the United States.
January 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
In one week the United States loses all credibility when it comes to accusing the leader of a foreign country of being a criminal.
In one week the greatest threat to the United States' national security will be the president.
In one week the laughingstock of the world will be the United States.
In one week the greatest threat to the United States' national security will be the president.
In one week the laughingstock of the world will be the United States.
Good morning BlueSky!
Good to see you!
Good to see you!
December 14, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Good morning BlueSky!
Good to see you!
Good to see you!
Hello!
Does anyone remember what Trump's first time at playing world leader looked like?
Does anyone really think that he'll be better a second time?
He's older, stupider, and a helluva lot stinkier.
Four more years of ridiculous bullshit.......yay!!
Does anyone remember what Trump's first time at playing world leader looked like?
Does anyone really think that he'll be better a second time?
He's older, stupider, and a helluva lot stinkier.
Four more years of ridiculous bullshit.......yay!!
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Hello!
Does anyone remember what Trump's first time at playing world leader looked like?
Does anyone really think that he'll be better a second time?
He's older, stupider, and a helluva lot stinkier.
Four more years of ridiculous bullshit.......yay!!
Does anyone remember what Trump's first time at playing world leader looked like?
Does anyone really think that he'll be better a second time?
He's older, stupider, and a helluva lot stinkier.
Four more years of ridiculous bullshit.......yay!!
Big ol' freakin' cedar wood fire!
You only wish you could be here!😁
You only wish you could be here!😁
December 14, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Big ol' freakin' cedar wood fire!
You only wish you could be here!😁
You only wish you could be here!😁
Nancy Mace after someone with a rainbow sticker on their car honked at her.
December 12, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Nancy Mace after someone with a rainbow sticker on their car honked at her.
DonOld Trump is filling his cabinet with the best people whose qualifications make them uniquely qualified for their positions. That being said, I can only assume that Don Jr. will be named Ambassador to Colombia and
Eric will undoubtedly be named Ambassador to Disneyland.
Eric will undoubtedly be named Ambassador to Disneyland.
December 12, 2024 at 3:57 AM
DonOld Trump is filling his cabinet with the best people whose qualifications make them uniquely qualified for their positions. That being said, I can only assume that Don Jr. will be named Ambassador to Colombia and
Eric will undoubtedly be named Ambassador to Disneyland.
Eric will undoubtedly be named Ambassador to Disneyland.
Right wingnut conservatives claim that homosexuality, transgender, and masterbation are all a sin.
However, electing a man convicted of sexual assault and implicated in the rapes of numerous other women and young girls is perfectly A-ok.
Jackasses
However, electing a man convicted of sexual assault and implicated in the rapes of numerous other women and young girls is perfectly A-ok.
Jackasses
December 10, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Right wingnut conservatives claim that homosexuality, transgender, and masterbation are all a sin.
However, electing a man convicted of sexual assault and implicated in the rapes of numerous other women and young girls is perfectly A-ok.
Jackasses
However, electing a man convicted of sexual assault and implicated in the rapes of numerous other women and young girls is perfectly A-ok.
Jackasses
My neighbors are first generation Russian immigrants. Wonderful people. My stepdad's parents crossed the border from Mexico in 1954. They worked a goat farm in Iowa. You will have a hard time convincing me that immigrants are bad for our nation.
December 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
My neighbors are first generation Russian immigrants. Wonderful people. My stepdad's parents crossed the border from Mexico in 1954. They worked a goat farm in Iowa. You will have a hard time convincing me that immigrants are bad for our nation.
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
I remember many nights of eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner because it's all there was.
I started working at 14 years old so I wouldn't have to burden my mother for money.
Now they want to take away my social security?
Fuck them all!
I remember many nights of eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner because it's all there was.
I started working at 14 years old so I wouldn't have to burden my mother for money.
Now they want to take away my social security?
Fuck them all!
December 7, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
I remember many nights of eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner because it's all there was.
I started working at 14 years old so I wouldn't have to burden my mother for money.
Now they want to take away my social security?
Fuck them all!
I remember many nights of eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner because it's all there was.
I started working at 14 years old so I wouldn't have to burden my mother for money.
Now they want to take away my social security?
Fuck them all!
Catfish and eggs for breakfast.
🤤
🤤
December 7, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Catfish and eggs for breakfast.
🤤
🤤
Good morning my Blueskies (blue skee-s, it's the best I could do for now) and happy Saturday!
We are in a period of great turmoil and awakening.
Once the MAGAts realize what an idiot the Orange Messiah is things are gonna get crazy.
Buckle up and hold on, we will prevail!
Have a nice day 🙂
We are in a period of great turmoil and awakening.
Once the MAGAts realize what an idiot the Orange Messiah is things are gonna get crazy.
Buckle up and hold on, we will prevail!
Have a nice day 🙂
December 7, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Good morning my Blueskies (blue skee-s, it's the best I could do for now) and happy Saturday!
We are in a period of great turmoil and awakening.
Once the MAGAts realize what an idiot the Orange Messiah is things are gonna get crazy.
Buckle up and hold on, we will prevail!
Have a nice day 🙂
We are in a period of great turmoil and awakening.
Once the MAGAts realize what an idiot the Orange Messiah is things are gonna get crazy.
Buckle up and hold on, we will prevail!
Have a nice day 🙂
Thinking out loud here, but if you spend your entire adulthood paying taxes and contributing to Social Security wouldn't you expect to get some of that back in the form of healthcare and a little pocket money to help make ends meet when you retire?
I do.
I do.
December 6, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Thinking out loud here, but if you spend your entire adulthood paying taxes and contributing to Social Security wouldn't you expect to get some of that back in the form of healthcare and a little pocket money to help make ends meet when you retire?
I do.
I do.
With your first paycheck a little bit of money is put aside each pay period for when you retire.You work for the next 50 years and suddenly a billionaire decides you're not getting your money back to help you survive retirement.
The GOP somehow think that America will be great by punishing seniors.
The GOP somehow think that America will be great by punishing seniors.
December 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
With your first paycheck a little bit of money is put aside each pay period for when you retire.You work for the next 50 years and suddenly a billionaire decides you're not getting your money back to help you survive retirement.
The GOP somehow think that America will be great by punishing seniors.
The GOP somehow think that America will be great by punishing seniors.
And over on that other place, Justin Trudeau responds to DonOld Trump. 🤣
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
And over on that other place, Justin Trudeau responds to DonOld Trump. 🤣
Fuck both these arrogant ass wipes.
That's it, good night.
That's it, good night.
December 5, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Fuck both these arrogant ass wipes.
That's it, good night.
That's it, good night.
Owning a casino is like a license to print money, and DonOld Trump still managed to bankrupt one. In the words of Lawrence O'donnell "Donald Trump has spent a lifetime failing upwards. "
How in the hell did this country get so stupid that he could become president?
How in the hell did this country get so stupid that he could become president?
December 5, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Owning a casino is like a license to print money, and DonOld Trump still managed to bankrupt one. In the words of Lawrence O'donnell "Donald Trump has spent a lifetime failing upwards. "
How in the hell did this country get so stupid that he could become president?
How in the hell did this country get so stupid that he could become president?
If Canada actually does become our 51st state does that mean that DonOld won't be buying Greenland?
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
If Canada actually does become our 51st state does that mean that DonOld won't be buying Greenland?
Golly.
Who coulda thunk that a couple of billionaires who've spent their entire adult lives trash talking organized labor woulda lied to union steel workers?
Who coulda thunk that a couple of billionaires who've spent their entire adult lives trash talking organized labor woulda lied to union steel workers?
a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him .
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Golly.
Who coulda thunk that a couple of billionaires who've spent their entire adult lives trash talking organized labor woulda lied to union steel workers?
Who coulda thunk that a couple of billionaires who've spent their entire adult lives trash talking organized labor woulda lied to union steel workers?
I have to admire the ability of Trumpers to completely gloss over and forget about DonOld's first go at playing president. This morning I've already gotten "He was already president for four years and nothing happened. What are you so afraid of?"
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I have to admire the ability of Trumpers to completely gloss over and forget about DonOld's first go at playing president. This morning I've already gotten "He was already president for four years and nothing happened. What are you so afraid of?"
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.
As the saying goes, "To err is human, to reelect that ignorant motherfucker and put him back in charge of our country is just plain stupid."
Or something like that.
I may have paraphrased.
Or something like that.
I may have paraphrased.
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
As the saying goes, "To err is human, to reelect that ignorant motherfucker and put him back in charge of our country is just plain stupid."
Or something like that.
I may have paraphrased.
Or something like that.
I may have paraphrased.
When it comes to determining Trump's accountability let's not forget that Charles Manson was sentenced to life in prison and never actually killed anyone either.
November 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
When it comes to determining Trump's accountability let's not forget that Charles Manson was sentenced to life in prison and never actually killed anyone either.
Good morning my (insert witty nickname here) and happy Saturday!
Yesterday reaffirmed why I have not completely left X (forever Twitter). After a debate with a MAGAt as to why Trump and Musk are Russian assets I finally got "I told you I didn't have any proof!"
I did
Life is good.
Have a nice day🙂
Yesterday reaffirmed why I have not completely left X (forever Twitter). After a debate with a MAGAt as to why Trump and Musk are Russian assets I finally got "I told you I didn't have any proof!"
I did
Life is good.
Have a nice day🙂
November 23, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Good morning my (insert witty nickname here) and happy Saturday!
Yesterday reaffirmed why I have not completely left X (forever Twitter). After a debate with a MAGAt as to why Trump and Musk are Russian assets I finally got "I told you I didn't have any proof!"
I did
Life is good.
Have a nice day🙂
Yesterday reaffirmed why I have not completely left X (forever Twitter). After a debate with a MAGAt as to why Trump and Musk are Russian assets I finally got "I told you I didn't have any proof!"
I did
Life is good.
Have a nice day🙂
Does anybody know what the best thing was before sliced bread? 😕
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Does anybody know what the best thing was before sliced bread? 😕