d01roK
@d01rok.bsky.social
Coming correct on the reg, looking for a Chinese girl with green eyes so that I may live forever, doing gainers off the high dive, watching people fall down, buffets, snipe hunting, Foghorn Leghorn cartoons and Italian subs
Just saying I've never really met an Amish person I didn't think was kind of on the spectrum
#comingcorrect #mentalamishanguish
#comingcorrect #mentalamishanguish
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just saying I've never really met an Amish person I didn't think was kind of on the spectrum
#comingcorrect #mentalamishanguish
#comingcorrect #mentalamishanguish
Every "Salt Life" sticker I see is a car being driven by someone who looks like they can't swim
#comingcorrect #saltlifeswimmies
#comingcorrect #saltlifeswimmies
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Every "Salt Life" sticker I see is a car being driven by someone who looks like they can't swim
#comingcorrect #saltlifeswimmies
#comingcorrect #saltlifeswimmies
What do you mean you don't like Big Red gum? It's like eating a cinnamon twist that just won't quit.
#comingcorrect #2legit2quit
#comingcorrect #2legit2quit
September 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What do you mean you don't like Big Red gum? It's like eating a cinnamon twist that just won't quit.
#comingcorrect #2legit2quit
#comingcorrect #2legit2quit
Asked a Trumpland grocery store cashier where the teriyaki sauce was and they called ICE on me
#comingcorrect #iceicebaby
#comingcorrect #iceicebaby
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Asked a Trumpland grocery store cashier where the teriyaki sauce was and they called ICE on me
#comingcorrect #iceicebaby
#comingcorrect #iceicebaby
What do you mean white people don't have culture? Look around at all these badass new gas stations with their really nice bathrooms. You're welcome.
#comingcorrect #alsolinedancing
#comingcorrect #alsolinedancing
July 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What do you mean white people don't have culture? Look around at all these badass new gas stations with their really nice bathrooms. You're welcome.
#comingcorrect #alsolinedancing
#comingcorrect #alsolinedancing
I asked my MAGA family how do snowflake libtards run back to their safe places if they all live in big and dangerous cities?
They said they'll have to get back to me.
#comingcorrect #stillwaiting
They said they'll have to get back to me.
#comingcorrect #stillwaiting
July 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I asked my MAGA family how do snowflake libtards run back to their safe places if they all live in big and dangerous cities?
They said they'll have to get back to me.
#comingcorrect #stillwaiting
They said they'll have to get back to me.
#comingcorrect #stillwaiting
July 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Homemade Amish Jelly"
Read the sign as I pondered is there any other way to make it?
#comingcorrect #fafo
Read the sign as I pondered is there any other way to make it?
#comingcorrect #fafo
July 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Homemade Amish Jelly"
Read the sign as I pondered is there any other way to make it?
#comingcorrect #fafo
Read the sign as I pondered is there any other way to make it?
#comingcorrect #fafo
Got yelled at and called a cracker while walking to a Ryan Adams show last night and after sleeping on it I've determined that was completely fair.
#comingcorrect #adamsfamily
#comingcorrect #adamsfamily
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Got yelled at and called a cracker while walking to a Ryan Adams show last night and after sleeping on it I've determined that was completely fair.
#comingcorrect #adamsfamily
#comingcorrect #adamsfamily
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There's nothing softer than a snowflake liberal. Now give me that low alcohol beer that taste like apple cider.
#comingcorrect #buschbadass
#comingcorrect #buschbadass
July 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There's nothing softer than a snowflake liberal. Now give me that low alcohol beer that taste like apple cider.
#comingcorrect #buschbadass
#comingcorrect #buschbadass
You can't reason with people who think driving through the mud is a fun Saturday afternoon.
#comingcorrect #dumbandmudder
#comingcorrect #dumbandmudder
July 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You can't reason with people who think driving through the mud is a fun Saturday afternoon.
#comingcorrect #dumbandmudder
#comingcorrect #dumbandmudder
You have to have faith in your thoughts and prayers so that you don't have to do anything that might actually be helpful.
#comingcorrect #livingonaprayer
#comingcorrect #livingonaprayer
July 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
You have to have faith in your thoughts and prayers so that you don't have to do anything that might actually be helpful.
#comingcorrect #livingonaprayer
#comingcorrect #livingonaprayer
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
#comingcorrect #independenceday
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
#comingcorrect #independenceday
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
#comingcorrect #independenceday
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
#comingcorrect #independenceday
After the female orgasm the second myth I was told growing up was that Summer Bible School was a vacation.
#comingcorrect #childhoodlies
#comingcorrect #childhoodlies
July 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
After the female orgasm the second myth I was told growing up was that Summer Bible School was a vacation.
#comingcorrect #childhoodlies
#comingcorrect #childhoodlies
Redneck: How much that cooler cost?
Redneck 2: Too much but it's bear proof. (Bears live no where close to here)
Redneck: Well, it's worth it then.
#comingcorrect #bearproofcooler
Redneck 2: Too much but it's bear proof. (Bears live no where close to here)
Redneck: Well, it's worth it then.
#comingcorrect #bearproofcooler
June 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Redneck: How much that cooler cost?
Redneck 2: Too much but it's bear proof. (Bears live no where close to here)
Redneck: Well, it's worth it then.
#comingcorrect #bearproofcooler
Redneck 2: Too much but it's bear proof. (Bears live no where close to here)
Redneck: Well, it's worth it then.
#comingcorrect #bearproofcooler
That tradwife life is only for the committed. My MAGA sister-in-law commits to waiting on the UPS truck then the Amazon truck and finally the FedEx truck everyday!
#comingcorrect #tradlife
#comingcorrect #tradlife
June 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
That tradwife life is only for the committed. My MAGA sister-in-law commits to waiting on the UPS truck then the Amazon truck and finally the FedEx truck everyday!
#comingcorrect #tradlife
#comingcorrect #tradlife
Vaccines are dangerous. Just ask my MAGA brother, but you'll have to wait. He's in the shitter again dealing with a ripped asshole from injecting chemicals into his body to lose weight the healthy Ozembic way.
#comingcorrect #MAHA
#comingcorrect #MAHA
June 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Vaccines are dangerous. Just ask my MAGA brother, but you'll have to wait. He's in the shitter again dealing with a ripped asshole from injecting chemicals into his body to lose weight the healthy Ozembic way.
#comingcorrect #MAHA
#comingcorrect #MAHA
This story made me laugh so hard the hostess at the restaurant came over to make sure no one was choking.
#comingcorrect #goatchoke
#comingcorrect #goatchoke
June 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This story made me laugh so hard the hostess at the restaurant came over to make sure no one was choking.
#comingcorrect #goatchoke
#comingcorrect #goatchoke
What do you mean a volcano "suddenly" erupted? Is it supposed to call to tell everyone first?
#comingcorrect #liquidhotmagma
#comingcorrect #liquidhotmagma
June 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What do you mean a volcano "suddenly" erupted? Is it supposed to call to tell everyone first?
#comingcorrect #liquidhotmagma
#comingcorrect #liquidhotmagma
I'm not saying you're dumb but my accident-proned one-handed, never voted and burns his own trash redneck old man isn't even MAGA.
#comingcorrect #tradlife
#comingcorrect #tradlife
May 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm not saying you're dumb but my accident-proned one-handed, never voted and burns his own trash redneck old man isn't even MAGA.
#comingcorrect #tradlife
#comingcorrect #tradlife
Why is someone being towed from a church parking lot when the Church sign reads "Everyone Welcome"
#comingcorrect #fafo
#comingcorrect #fafo
May 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Why is someone being towed from a church parking lot when the Church sign reads "Everyone Welcome"
#comingcorrect #fafo
#comingcorrect #fafo
The MAGA birthday had a pony they drugged for the kids to ride. His enormous erection was just a bonus for everyone.
#comingcorrect #bonerbirthday
#comingcorrect #bonerbirthday
May 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The MAGA birthday had a pony they drugged for the kids to ride. His enormous erection was just a bonus for everyone.
#comingcorrect #bonerbirthday
#comingcorrect #bonerbirthday
May 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm not sure if the security guard at the dispensary needs to be drug tested but that dude looks like he for sure isn't.
#comingcorrect #forhigher
#comingcorrect #forhigher
May 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm not sure if the security guard at the dispensary needs to be drug tested but that dude looks like he for sure isn't.
#comingcorrect #forhigher
#comingcorrect #forhigher