Kelly
@cynikell.bsky.social
West Coast liberal transplanted in North Carolina. Survey researcher by profession — so know your shit before you start waving polling at me.
#Angret 😡
#Angret 😡
Same vibe. Same skin-crawl.
August 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Same vibe. Same skin-crawl.
Can somebody PLEASE ask the administration for an official definition of "woke" as it applies to hiring practices, history revisions, fund allocations, and any other circumstance where they can elevate white man causes? 'Cuz it sure looks like they're trying to elevate white man causes.
August 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can somebody PLEASE ask the administration for an official definition of "woke" as it applies to hiring practices, history revisions, fund allocations, and any other circumstance where they can elevate white man causes? 'Cuz it sure looks like they're trying to elevate white man causes.
"How is your day going?"
"I'm getting door dash from a restaurant 800 feet from my house, Chad. What do YOU think?"
"I'm getting door dash from a restaurant 800 feet from my house, Chad. What do YOU think?"
July 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"How is your day going?"
"I'm getting door dash from a restaurant 800 feet from my house, Chad. What do YOU think?"
"I'm getting door dash from a restaurant 800 feet from my house, Chad. What do YOU think?"
Plan crashing Russia — I wonder what dissident or alienated dignitary was on it.
July 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Plan crashing Russia — I wonder what dissident or alienated dignitary was on it.
Trump definitely has a type. Has anyone ever seen Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Ivanka in the same room?
July 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Trump definitely has a type. Has anyone ever seen Pam Bondi, Karoline Leavitt, and Ivanka in the same room?
Grok’s shenanigans with Elon remind me of the time in the grocery store when my four-year-old said (in the outside voice), “You really love beer, don’t you, Mama?”
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Grok’s shenanigans with Elon remind me of the time in the grocery store when my four-year-old said (in the outside voice), “You really love beer, don’t you, Mama?”
As deliciously petty and satisfying as as the whole “reserving tickets with no intention of going” is — it gives Idiot 47 a reason to dismiss the fact that no one shows up. We should stop.
June 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
As deliciously petty and satisfying as as the whole “reserving tickets with no intention of going” is — it gives Idiot 47 a reason to dismiss the fact that no one shows up. We should stop.
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Bainbridge Islanders (WA) on the 10:25 am M/V Kaleetan headed to Seattle for #NoKings march yesterday report the boat was leaning from all the protestors on one side of the deck 😁🤣💙
June 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Bainbridge Islanders (WA) on the 10:25 am M/V Kaleetan headed to Seattle for #NoKings march yesterday report the boat was leaning from all the protestors on one side of the deck 😁🤣💙
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June 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Resolution Copper is blocking comments and hiding replies from anyone calling out what they’re doing at Oak Flat. They’re trying to mine on sacred Native American land, with the government’s help, and don’t want the public to push back.
May 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Resolution Copper is blocking comments and hiding replies from anyone calling out what they’re doing at Oak Flat. They’re trying to mine on sacred Native American land, with the government’s help, and don’t want the public to push back.
It’s easy to be offended about people celebrating Biden’s diagnosis, but if it were Trump, I’d have my first good day since Nov. 5.
May 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s easy to be offended about people celebrating Biden’s diagnosis, but if it were Trump, I’d have my first good day since Nov. 5.
I thought we agreed to keep Vance away from Pope Leo?!?!
#NotMadJustDisappointed
#NeedPOLonPopeLeo
www.rappler.com/world/global...
#NotMadJustDisappointed
#NeedPOLonPopeLeo
www.rappler.com/world/global...
US Vice President Vance invites Pope Leo, an American, to visit home
Pope Leo XIV also receives a Chicago Bears jersey from United States Vice President JD Vance, with 'Pope Leo' and 'XIV' on it
www.rappler.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I thought we agreed to keep Vance away from Pope Leo?!?!
#NotMadJustDisappointed
#NeedPOLonPopeLeo
www.rappler.com/world/global...
#NotMadJustDisappointed
#NeedPOLonPopeLeo
www.rappler.com/world/global...
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@rickylongthread.bsky.social YES!!! EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!LETS MAKE THIS VIRAL!!!
May 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
@rickylongthread.bsky.social YES!!! EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!LETS MAKE THIS VIRAL!!!
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
#ShouldHaveSaid
Trump: Maybe they’ll have two dolls instead of thirty.
Sharp reporter: Oh, that makes sense. So you’re saying we’ll keep having to make do with less?
Trump: Maybe they’ll have two dolls instead of thirty.
Sharp reporter: Oh, that makes sense. So you’re saying we’ll keep having to make do with less?
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
#ShouldHaveSaid
Trump: Maybe they’ll have two dolls instead of thirty.
Sharp reporter: Oh, that makes sense. So you’re saying we’ll keep having to make do with less?
Trump: Maybe they’ll have two dolls instead of thirty.
Sharp reporter: Oh, that makes sense. So you’re saying we’ll keep having to make do with less?
Not a bad way to spend a chilly Saturday.
May 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not a bad way to spend a chilly Saturday.
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How are Real President handles protesters-
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How are Real President handles protesters-
Pope Sweet and Sour Chicken V
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. POPE GINGER IV.
May 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pope Sweet and Sour Chicken V
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May 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
For the love of God, don't let Vance visit Pope Leo.
May 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
For the love of God, don't let Vance visit Pope Leo.
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I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.