Cy Guy
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Your babysitter that *really* wants you to know it's ok that you wear diapers and is willing to wear your diapers too just so you're more comfortable
I bought a KVM switch from Amazon and it showed up with a baby toy that I put in my cart like 2 weeks ago leaving me to mentally run through my friends list to remember who I thought was baby enough for this toy.
Then I remembered this is for my vanilla friends 1 year old
Then I remembered this is for my vanilla friends 1 year old
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I bought a KVM switch from Amazon and it showed up with a baby toy that I put in my cart like 2 weeks ago leaving me to mentally run through my friends list to remember who I thought was baby enough for this toy.
Then I remembered this is for my vanilla friends 1 year old
Then I remembered this is for my vanilla friends 1 year old
2 weeks ago in preparation for implementation of 2 hours screen free time before bed you brought him to the toy section but he was too embarrassed to pick anything out.
One week was enough. 14 hours of sitting on the floor waiting for bedtime was enough to make him crave something to play with.
One week was enough. 14 hours of sitting on the floor waiting for bedtime was enough to make him crave something to play with.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 PM
2 weeks ago in preparation for implementation of 2 hours screen free time before bed you brought him to the toy section but he was too embarrassed to pick anything out.
One week was enough. 14 hours of sitting on the floor waiting for bedtime was enough to make him crave something to play with.
One week was enough. 14 hours of sitting on the floor waiting for bedtime was enough to make him crave something to play with.
Characters like Oscar the Grouch are great because if someone is upset that you are putting them in diapers and treating them like a child you can ask if they are pretending to be Oscar to make their behavior suddenly childish
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Characters like Oscar the Grouch are great because if someone is upset that you are putting them in diapers and treating them like a child you can ask if they are pretending to be Oscar to make their behavior suddenly childish
Saw a video for a product called "Hup AI" and I assume their users are completely unaware that this is an AI daddy
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Saw a video for a product called "Hup AI" and I assume their users are completely unaware that this is an AI daddy
Ever think about how your coworkers, your neighbors, the employees at supermarkets etc have bedrooms that are surely just super lame but when you meet a new abdls you don't know, they might have a racecar bed, or bluey bedding, or $1000 of hot wheels, or a full nursery in their bedroom
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ever think about how your coworkers, your neighbors, the employees at supermarkets etc have bedrooms that are surely just super lame but when you meet a new abdls you don't know, they might have a racecar bed, or bluey bedding, or $1000 of hot wheels, or a full nursery in their bedroom
I thought I came up with using Tonies for hypno but apparently the ghost spider tonie already has a story where Doc Ock traps everyone with the "Doc Ock Hypno Beat"
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I thought I came up with using Tonies for hypno but apparently the ghost spider tonie already has a story where Doc Ock traps everyone with the "Doc Ock Hypno Beat"
Unfortunately for those who sought a little help making it to midnight in times square the curse was true. Anyone who wore diapers at all on the 1st was doomed to end the year in diapers.
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Unfortunately for those who sought a little help making it to midnight in times square the curse was true. Anyone who wore diapers at all on the 1st was doomed to end the year in diapers.
If you have friends who are pups you can just hand them a collar attached to a leash and ask them to put it on. They 100% will, and then you can lead them wherever you want to.
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you have friends who are pups you can just hand them a collar attached to a leash and ask them to put it on. They 100% will, and then you can lead them wherever you want to.
How do you bring back the joy of gift giving to an adult when what makes it work for kids is that you're at the whim of what adults get you?
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How do you bring back the joy of gift giving to an adult when what makes it work for kids is that you're at the whim of what adults get you?
I feel like a lot of people aren't on a 24 hour circadian rhythm but that just means forcing them to maintain a bedtime will make them fall asleep early and need to be helped into bed or get to experience being sent to bed before they even feel tired.
Both are pretty little coded.
Both are pretty little coded.
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I feel like a lot of people aren't on a 24 hour circadian rhythm but that just means forcing them to maintain a bedtime will make them fall asleep early and need to be helped into bed or get to experience being sent to bed before they even feel tired.
Both are pretty little coded.
Both are pretty little coded.
Gotta build that sense of plush awareness dread. Either you are actively holding your plushie or you are potentially accruing corner time.
We are going to play a game. You choose which of these becomes your new stuffie and day or night if I take it without you noticing you get corner time.
I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role
I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Gotta build that sense of plush awareness dread. Either you are actively holding your plushie or you are potentially accruing corner time.
We are going to play a game. You choose which of these becomes your new stuffie and day or night if I take it without you noticing you get corner time.
I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role
I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We are going to play a game. You choose which of these becomes your new stuffie and day or night if I take it without you noticing you get corner time.
I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role
I think youll find its actually very easy to accept youve been demoted to child and slide back into that role
I could help, I have the weaponry but surely "Cy Borg" joins on side robot.
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I could help, I have the weaponry but surely "Cy Borg" joins on side robot.
Daddy told you he wants to see your clothes for the next day prepped each night or he would do it himself and you've lost the chance to argue. It was fun when you'd "forget" and he'd decide diapers for a Saturday until you actually forgot and ended up at work in diapers
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Daddy told you he wants to see your clothes for the next day prepped each night or he would do it himself and you've lost the chance to argue. It was fun when you'd "forget" and he'd decide diapers for a Saturday until you actually forgot and ended up at work in diapers
I'm mostly one of them homoromantic asexuals that people talk about
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm mostly one of them homoromantic asexuals that people talk about
If your partner is introverted and gets grumpy in social settings you can just put a pacifier in their mouth or give them corner time and people will understand they cant talk right now
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If your partner is introverted and gets grumpy in social settings you can just put a pacifier in their mouth or give them corner time and people will understand they cant talk right now
The irony of all these adhd abdls is that you would think it'd be much easier to accept letting someone keep them on task & on schedule like a child. Compared to non abdl adhd adults outsourcing some executive function like that should be a super power.
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The irony of all these adhd abdls is that you would think it'd be much easier to accept letting someone keep them on task & on schedule like a child. Compared to non abdl adhd adults outsourcing some executive function like that should be a super power.
Question about this NGL app. These questions from "team ngl" arent real questions someone is asking me right?
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Question about this NGL app. These questions from "team ngl" arent real questions someone is asking me right?
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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December 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Make sure he gets plenty of fluids before bed and then check on him during the night, if he isnt wet wake him up to see if he needs to wet his diaper.
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Make sure he gets plenty of fluids before bed and then check on him during the night, if he isnt wet wake him up to see if he needs to wet his diaper.
One day you will ask and I'll say no. You'll storm to your room upset and while there you'll realize this is the bedroom of a child and there is no clear path to escaping this second childhood.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One day you will ask and I'll say no. You'll storm to your room upset and while there you'll realize this is the bedroom of a child and there is no clear path to escaping this second childhood.
The Hercules Prime booster seat is designed for up to 5'9" and 175 lbs. I assume if someone who doesn't actually need positional support uses it it'd be fine to go over that so now my issues are.
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Hercules Prime booster seat is designed for up to 5'9" and 175 lbs. I assume if someone who doesn't actually need positional support uses it it'd be fine to go over that so now my issues are.
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
I'm going to try a wind down screen free time before bed
Lets play a game. This upcoming week, the first week of December pretend someone is making you do the thing.
If you were a full time caregiver for someone like you what is the first life change you would force on them?
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm going to try a wind down screen free time before bed
I love when treating someone like a child is actually beneficial for them.
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I love when treating someone like a child is actually beneficial for them.
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early