The Real Chris Yeany
@cyeany.bsky.social
"Life's too short to stuff mushrooms"
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Life's too short to stuff mushrooms"
"While I once kept pace with the hare, I am now envious of the tortoise." -Dr Mallard (NCIS)
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"While I once kept pace with the hare, I am now envious of the tortoise." -Dr Mallard (NCIS)
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. " ~Oscar Wilde
April 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. " ~Oscar Wilde
"Sometimes I look at birds and wonder what it would be like to fly... and shit on people."
March 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
"Sometimes I look at birds and wonder what it would be like to fly... and shit on people."
"Celibacy is the most unusual of all perversions." ~Oscar Wilde
March 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
"Celibacy is the most unusual of all perversions." ~Oscar Wilde
"As the area of our knowledge grows, so too does the perimeter of our ignorance."
-N dG T
-N dG T
March 1, 2024 at 3:04 AM
"As the area of our knowledge grows, so too does the perimeter of our ignorance."
-N dG T
-N dG T
"What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither."
February 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
"What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in apprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither."
Are there any Super Bowl prop bets on how many times Tony Romo (correctly) predicts the next play????
February 11, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Are there any Super Bowl prop bets on how many times Tony Romo (correctly) predicts the next play????
With Great Reflexes comes Great Response Ability
February 5, 2024 at 8:13 PM
With Great Reflexes comes Great Response Ability
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit,
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...
January 14, 2024 at 4:02 AM
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit,
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...
"Women's hands are warm, so they can't make sushi"
January 5, 2024 at 3:50 AM
"Women's hands are warm, so they can't make sushi"
"Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace." ~Oscar Wilde
December 13, 2023 at 12:06 AM
"Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace." ~Oscar Wilde
This date in History:
Marion Crane steals $40,000 from her employer's client and heads to the Bates Motel
Marion Crane steals $40,000 from her employer's client and heads to the Bates Motel
December 11, 2023 at 1:39 PM
This date in History:
Marion Crane steals $40,000 from her employer's client and heads to the Bates Motel
Marion Crane steals $40,000 from her employer's client and heads to the Bates Motel
December 4, 2023 at 8:05 PM
“To be good, and do good, is the whole duty of man comprised in a few words" - Abigail Adams
November 22, 2023 at 5:50 PM
“To be good, and do good, is the whole duty of man comprised in a few words" - Abigail Adams
If a girl expects $2k to be spent on a bag and then complains over the 'Extra' $5 you spend to feed those in need.... She PROBABLY has issues...
November 13, 2023 at 4:19 AM
If a girl expects $2k to be spent on a bag and then complains over the 'Extra' $5 you spend to feed those in need.... She PROBABLY has issues...
“There is always one more thing you can do to increase your odds of success.” -Lt Gen Hal Moore
November 9, 2023 at 6:12 PM
“There is always one more thing you can do to increase your odds of success.” -Lt Gen Hal Moore
"Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men. Courage and hope for the future.
Then old men make the peace. And the vices of peace are the vices of old men. Mistrust and caution." - Prince Faisal (Lawrence of Arabia)
Then old men make the peace. And the vices of peace are the vices of old men. Mistrust and caution." - Prince Faisal (Lawrence of Arabia)
November 7, 2023 at 10:13 PM
"Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men. Courage and hope for the future.
Then old men make the peace. And the vices of peace are the vices of old men. Mistrust and caution." - Prince Faisal (Lawrence of Arabia)
Then old men make the peace. And the vices of peace are the vices of old men. Mistrust and caution." - Prince Faisal (Lawrence of Arabia)
"They can kill us, but they can't eat us...That's against the law."
- Private Brandon ('To Hell and Back')
- Private Brandon ('To Hell and Back')
November 6, 2023 at 7:13 PM
"They can kill us, but they can't eat us...That's against the law."
- Private Brandon ('To Hell and Back')
- Private Brandon ('To Hell and Back')