you aren't allowed to bitch about lack of decentralization if you're monogamous, those are the rules

then god looked over all he had made, and he saw that it was very good

the other app is down, so hello.

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it’s hard sometimes… living a baconatorless life

got raptured where the hell is everyone at

so tired of living in tabloid aisle reality show world

do you think anyone has ever walked into build a bear workshop and been like “I just want to buy the skin”

where is Bo Burnham, need that white boy to finally leave that little stinky room and fix everything

whatever god Is is a sphere with infinite polygons

hey guys I’ve been in the woods the last week, what’s up?

dawg how the fuck did we go from 2015 to this

phone screen is grayscale now so I can just pretend this is all happening in the 1940s and not right now

they should make a cheddar that glows

someone pls stop ryan murphy

meatloaf is such a beautiful name for. A boy

pickleball pisses me off man. No pickle

left the sprinkler on for 5 hours accidentally and now it’s raining

the problem of living in a rural area is apparently that there might just be one doordasher so some poor soul is going to deliver you both a stuffed falafel wrap and 12x macaroons in one day and it’s going to make you never want to order DoorDash again