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olive
@cyberolive.bsky.social
the only transfemme full-stack developer on the internet.
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who cares about opsec? i have to be Gay Online
dippin dots is cigarettes
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i don’t trust anyone who answers “how are you doing” with “outstanding”. what are you up to
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
🚨 🚨 NEW ADDITION TO “SONGS THAT HAVE MADE OLIVE CRY” 🚨 🚨

steal smoked fish - the mountain goats

song.link/s/7xXd5Bo7QC...
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Big Dyke
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hanging with someone with allergies is great bc you get to make fun of the sounds they make when blowing their nose
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
who cares about opsec? i have to be Gay Online
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i’m a Big Gay Idiot
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i’ve met people with the last name West and North, but never South or East. why
August 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Reposted by olive
Next weekend L.I.C.K. will be making their summertime trip around NH. If you want us to come pass out free ice pops or water at your spot DM me and we can set up a time & place.

Until then, I'll see you at the Concord Community Pools & at the Farmer's Market.
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
in the aeroplane over the sea is perfection and i will not be convinced otherwise
May 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i maintain that one of the most beautiful musical moments of all time is in Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel

the "Goldaline my dear" segment is transcendentally gorgeous
May 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🚨 🚨 new addition to "songs that have made me cry" 🚨 🚨

conscious uncoupling - pool kids
poolkidsband.bandcamp.com/track/consci...
Conscious Uncoupling, by Pool Kids
from the album Pool Kids
poolkidsband.bandcamp.com
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
fucking finally
May 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
GO ON AND SCHISM ALREADY
Somewhere in the back of my head a little voice is pounding on the table and gleefully chanting
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
MAGA ANTIPOPE
May 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
new laser tech asked if i was managing PCOS symptoms 😎
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they fired the laser tech i’ve been going to for years, i’m fucking crushed
May 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
another addition to the “songs that have made me cry” playlist:

rivers and roads - the head and the heart

i’ve been listening to it for a decade now, but i wasn’t prepared for the feeling when part of your chosen family moves far away.
April 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
new addition to the “songs that have made me cry” playlist:

limerence - lucy dacus
April 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i want a scientific paper on optimal comedic timing
April 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the dude from viagra boys could absolutely start a cult and enthrall millions
March 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
never trust a straight catboy
February 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
NEW PAT SCHNEEWEIS PROJECT DROPPED A SINGLE AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE

www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...
Friends In Real Life - Buckeye (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Friends In Real Life
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
no programmer will ever see the light of heaven and that includes me
January 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
do conservatives make zines? i can't imagine a zine advocating for tax cuts for the wealthy
December 14, 2024 at 3:19 AM
realizing with horror that the song i perform best is Rainbow Connection
December 14, 2024 at 3:09 AM