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Did you hear about the house built on the burial grounds? It had a grave problem
October 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Did you hear about the house built on the burial grounds? It had a grave problem
Sunrise Hilton Head
June 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Sunrise Hilton Head
What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch
April 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch
What do you call a frog with no legs? Un-hoppy
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What do you call a frog with no legs? Un-hoppy
What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? 3.14
March 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? 3.14
What state does okra come from? Okrahoma
March 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What state does okra come from? Okrahoma
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me
February 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hangout in bunches
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hangout in bunches
What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor
January 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor
What do you call it when two flowers have an unplanned pregnancy? An oopsy-daisy
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What do you call it when two flowers have an unplanned pregnancy? An oopsy-daisy
Snow day in Georgia
January 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Snow day in Georgia
Why do Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs? Because they're Inca Hoots
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Why do Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs? Because they're Inca Hoots
Did you hear about the man who raised caterpillars? It gave him butterflies
January 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Did you hear about the man who raised caterpillars? It gave him butterflies
What does a field grow on Jan. 1? New Year’s hay
January 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What does a field grow on Jan. 1? New Year’s hay
Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed? It was beat
December 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed? It was beat
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Thou shalt not steal — but if grocery CEOs call price hikes 'market adjustments,' then surely scanning steak as carrots is just 'consumer adjustments.'
December 24, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Thou shalt not steal — but if grocery CEOs call price hikes 'market adjustments,' then surely scanning steak as carrots is just 'consumer adjustments.'
Why don't they put up Nativity scenes in Washington D.C.? They can't find three wise men
December 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Why don't they put up Nativity scenes in Washington D.C.? They can't find three wise men
What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet
December 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet
What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly Ranchers
December 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM
What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly Ranchers
What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less
December 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less
What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ribbet ribbet? A mistle-toad
December 16, 2024 at 4:13 PM
What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ribbet ribbet? A mistle-toad
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh
Tonight the intrusive thoughts won out. I came to a roundabout and proceeded to go around and around it several times.
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Tonight the intrusive thoughts won out. I came to a roundabout and proceeded to go around and around it several times.
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit