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i’m relatable in ways that nobody could possibly understand or perhaps even relate to
December 22, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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a beautiful woman should be able to eat thousands of gallons of soup in one sitting
December 17, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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bro are we about to kiss right now?
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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men and women alike cannot resist my morally ambiguous swag
December 7, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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sometimes i just wipe for hours and hours
December 4, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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big business is strip mining my brain for its natural resources like love and silliness
December 3, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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was it goated for you?
December 3, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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keira knightley… she is very gorgeous… but would she love me for who i am?
November 28, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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one of the coolest things you can do as a man in your late 20s is smoke weed all the time
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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i will never spell paper mache in that fucked up french way
November 23, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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i’ve just been standing in front of the urinal on my phone for like 15 minutes
November 23, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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just what is it about ingredients that are so essential to something like food?
November 22, 2024 at 11:47 AM
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accidentally posted a tangerine in the clementine chat and some guy just sent me my home address
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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i’m flushing the toilet in a manner that could only be described as wistful
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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she düssel on my dorf till i köln
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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BREAKING new study shows that GREEDY pregnant women are HOARDING prime bus seats for themselves!
November 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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i become xenophobic in a way few would find even conceivable after losing to someone from a country i’ve never heard of on chess.com
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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waxed poetic so hard i threw out my back
November 16, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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i’ve attained enlightenment through extremely immoral means
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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i’ve just been named People magazine’s Least Problematic Man Alive
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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i’m boycotting opinions and analysis and perspectives
November 13, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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i would never make a woman do anything. unless of course it was making her feel comfortable enough to express her feelings and opinions
November 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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i've been outsourcing my opinions to china. so now i have a bunch of chinese opinions
November 12, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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i got a nose job to make my nose a lot bigger
November 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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don't send that drunk text. get behind the wheel and go say it yourself
November 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM