Vandermille
@cvandermille.bsky.social
Garden variety, garden state. Philly sports, English lit. Fight fan. Opinions are my own.
This Texans v Chargers game is like watching two people insist the other one go first while the other 382638 people in line sigh and watch exasperatedly.
January 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This Texans v Chargers game is like watching two people insist the other one go first while the other 382638 people in line sigh and watch exasperatedly.
Despair is the throwing away of the air fryer apps after Xmas eve ends-
Sorry spanakopita, there's not enough space for you.
Sorry spanakopita, there's not enough space for you.
December 25, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Despair is the throwing away of the air fryer apps after Xmas eve ends-
Sorry spanakopita, there's not enough space for you.
Sorry spanakopita, there's not enough space for you.
Respect to the people who do the graphics packages for Thursday Night Football.
December 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Respect to the people who do the graphics packages for Thursday Night Football.
CJGJ just deleted Xavier Legette from this timeline.
December 8, 2024 at 6:11 PM
CJGJ just deleted Xavier Legette from this timeline.
I NEED an NFC Championship game where Sirianni and MCDC just gentleman's agreement at the coin toss that no punting is allowed.
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I NEED an NFC Championship game where Sirianni and MCDC just gentleman's agreement at the coin toss that no punting is allowed.
"Sorry, sir, we determined that the slug lodged in your chest was actually a pre-existing condition"
UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot, reports say
Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth's insurance unit, was fatally shot in the chest on Wednesday morning outside the Hilton hotel in Midtown, the NY Post and Bloomberg reported, citing police sources.
www.reuters.com
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
"Sorry, sir, we determined that the slug lodged in your chest was actually a pre-existing condition"
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Israeli military spokesperson Avichay Adraee has said without providing any evidence that one of the three World Central Kitchen aid workers killed in Gaza purportedly took part in last year’s October 7 attack on Israel.
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Israel kills aid workers and food seekers in Gaza; 45 dead since dawn
Three aid workers from World Central Kitchen are killed in southern Khan Younis as Israel bombs people waiting for food.
aje.io
November 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Israeli military spokesperson Avichay Adraee has said without providing any evidence that one of the three World Central Kitchen aid workers killed in Gaza purportedly took part in last year’s October 7 attack on Israel.
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A heartfelt fuck you to the sweaty asshole smoking cigarettes in the middle of the crowd at the Menzingers show at the TLA. I hope you wake up with a two day hangover.
November 30, 2024 at 4:43 AM
A heartfelt fuck you to the sweaty asshole smoking cigarettes in the middle of the crowd at the Menzingers show at the TLA. I hope you wake up with a two day hangover.
Remember, folks, when these guys say "free speech and free markets" they mean "free from criticism and competition for me"
Elon Musk’s DOGE partner Vivek Ramaswamy says they’ll scrutinize $6.6 billion Biden loan to Tesla rival Rivian
Critics advise the incoming Trump administration to pull the plug on 'corporate-welfare loans handed out for political reasons'.
fortune.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Remember, folks, when these guys say "free speech and free markets" they mean "free from criticism and competition for me"
I am honestly impressed by the level of nincompoopery shown by Matt Eberflus today.
November 28, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I am honestly impressed by the level of nincompoopery shown by Matt Eberflus today.
This year I'm thankful for the combined ineptitude of the Cowboys and Giants' front offices, allowing me to smugwatch a football game at levels I never thought possible.
November 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
This year I'm thankful for the combined ineptitude of the Cowboys and Giants' front offices, allowing me to smugwatch a football game at levels I never thought possible.
I only just now saw that Brady Singer for Jonathan India/Joey Wiemer trade. For me, that's a huge win for Cincy and a solid (if healthy) rotation for the Reds.
November 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I only just now saw that Brady Singer for Jonathan India/Joey Wiemer trade. For me, that's a huge win for Cincy and a solid (if healthy) rotation for the Reds.
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That Rudy is whining that he can’t pay his bills because he has to pay the two Black women he defamed, and not the White billionaire who hasn’t paid him for his work, is next level irony. Kinda like blaming immigrants and poc for why you’re poor, but not the company who won’t pay you a living wage…
'I can't pay my bills,' Rudy Giuliani says in courtroom outburst
'I can't pay my bills,' Rudy Giuliani says in courtroom outburst
Rudy Giuliani was rebuked by a federal judge on Tuesday after the former New York City mayor interrupted a court hearing, pleading he could not pay his bills because two Georgia election workers to whom he owes $148 million have tied up his assets.
www.reuters.com
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
That Rudy is whining that he can’t pay his bills because he has to pay the two Black women he defamed, and not the White billionaire who hasn’t paid him for his work, is next level irony. Kinda like blaming immigrants and poc for why you’re poor, but not the company who won’t pay you a living wage…
Just in case you're wondering what kind of hellhole that "legacy" social media has become, here's a AI sandwich where the meat is athleisure pants I'll never look good in.
November 26, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Just in case you're wondering what kind of hellhole that "legacy" social media has become, here's a AI sandwich where the meat is athleisure pants I'll never look good in.
Rob a bank = Jail for decades.
Claim to be a bank and rob people = eh, should have read the fine print.
Claim to be a bank and rob people = eh, should have read the fine print.
'I have no money': Thousands of Americans see their savings vanish in Synapse fintech crisis
CNBC spoke to a dozen customers caught in the Synapse fintech predicament, people who are owed sums ranging from $7,000 to well over $200,000.
www.cnbc.com
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Rob a bank = Jail for decades.
Claim to be a bank and rob people = eh, should have read the fine print.
Claim to be a bank and rob people = eh, should have read the fine print.
MOMMA THERE GOES THAT MAN
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
MOMMA THERE GOES THAT MAN
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Saquon Barkley is pretty good at football.
November 25, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Saquon Barkley is pretty good at football.
My nephew, cackling:
"Watch this!"
*Runs forward three steps and dives face first into the ground*
Eagles Head Coach Nicholas John Sirianni, watching through an obscenely expensive telescope miles away:
"Hmmmmmm..."
"Watch this!"
*Runs forward three steps and dives face first into the ground*
Eagles Head Coach Nicholas John Sirianni, watching through an obscenely expensive telescope miles away:
"Hmmmmmm..."
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 AM
My nephew, cackling:
"Watch this!"
*Runs forward three steps and dives face first into the ground*
Eagles Head Coach Nicholas John Sirianni, watching through an obscenely expensive telescope miles away:
"Hmmmmmm..."
"Watch this!"
*Runs forward three steps and dives face first into the ground*
Eagles Head Coach Nicholas John Sirianni, watching through an obscenely expensive telescope miles away:
"Hmmmmmm..."
Remember when the NFL didn't have to consult the I Ching to determine if a catch was a catch?
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Remember when the NFL didn't have to consult the I Ching to determine if a catch was a catch?
Every time Cris Collingsworth prepares to speak, it feels like he's getting ready to tell an anecdote about something that happened to him when Bill Clinton was the president.
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Every time Cris Collingsworth prepares to speak, it feels like he's getting ready to tell an anecdote about something that happened to him when Bill Clinton was the president.
As much as it pains me to praise anything the Dallas Cowboys have ever done, the replay of that KaVonte Turpin plant and spin move...
El frio.
El frio.
November 24, 2024 at 11:20 PM
As much as it pains me to praise anything the Dallas Cowboys have ever done, the replay of that KaVonte Turpin plant and spin move...
El frio.
El frio.
We don't need to speculate on how tariffs are bad for consumers- just look at Biden's expanded tariffs against Chinese semiconductors in support of the CHIPS act. Hey, gamers, how much better have they made your lives when it comes to buying components for your PC?
November 24, 2024 at 2:31 PM
We don't need to speculate on how tariffs are bad for consumers- just look at Biden's expanded tariffs against Chinese semiconductors in support of the CHIPS act. Hey, gamers, how much better have they made your lives when it comes to buying components for your PC?
I never had a Twitter profile so it's a lot of fun for me to see what kind of follows I'm attracting. For the record, I don't believe in magic but I am rooting for all of you witches who are hexing the GOP. I am also happily married and have no plans to change that.
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I never had a Twitter profile so it's a lot of fun for me to see what kind of follows I'm attracting. For the record, I don't believe in magic but I am rooting for all of you witches who are hexing the GOP. I am also happily married and have no plans to change that.
Unsolved Mysteries 1988: "Perhaps a witness could come forward with critical information about this case..."
UPDATE: "It actually *was* the husband the whole time. Oops. He has since been executed."
UPDATE: "It actually *was* the husband the whole time. Oops. He has since been executed."
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Unsolved Mysteries 1988: "Perhaps a witness could come forward with critical information about this case..."
UPDATE: "It actually *was* the husband the whole time. Oops. He has since been executed."
UPDATE: "It actually *was* the husband the whole time. Oops. He has since been executed."
I would like to (organically) plug Napoleon Blownapart's YouTube channel- specifically the excellent 'All My Homies Hate Jake Paul'. If you enjoy Jon Bois' & Felix Biederman's 'Fighting In The Age Of Loneliness', I think you will enjoy the mix of dark humor, topicality, and depth of analysis.
ALL MY HOMIES HATE JAKE PAUL | A Brief History of Freakshow fighting
YouTube video by Napoleon Blownapart
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I would like to (organically) plug Napoleon Blownapart's YouTube channel- specifically the excellent 'All My Homies Hate Jake Paul'. If you enjoy Jon Bois' & Felix Biederman's 'Fighting In The Age Of Loneliness', I think you will enjoy the mix of dark humor, topicality, and depth of analysis.