Chad 5
cvalenti.bsky.social
Chad 5
@cvalenti.bsky.social
Love dogs, comics, fantasy, mystery novels, sci-fi, Dungeons & Dragons, and video games. Las Vegas nerd.
Hello dear folks-
The time has come that Joely and I have to ask for help. Joely is very ill with cancer, and she had a stroke. Please donate and share if you can. It's been really, really hard on both of us. The bills are coming in FAST and wow are they big.
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June 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
March 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Minneapolis welcomed me with open arms!!
March 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yes
February 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@teslaseppanen.bsky.social Happy birthday my dear friend. Thinking of you and watching Watchmen. I was in such a bad place when we saw it and it wasn't what I wanted, but you told me the night was pleasant anyways and I should appreciate the fact it existed, and you were right. thank you.
January 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
January 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You matter!
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Happy Holiday, everyone! Please try and let this be a day of peace and and escape from the chaos of the world, even with *that* uncle being there.
November 28, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by Chad 5
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Not many memes make me LOL anymore, but...
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Man, when I was a kid, I loved, loved, LOVED Batman. And I still do. I love everything about the Dark Knight Detective, the Caped Crusader. I loved Batman: The Animated Series-it's a work of art. Now, I'm a middle aged man. I'm loving Superman: TAS. We need hope, I think.
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Watching the "Saturday Night" movie, and while the performances are exemplary, the pacing is fine, and the story interesting-it's painfully dry. Is it supposed to be a comedy at all, or some kind of docudrama?
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Growing outside my front door. It's lovely.
November 18, 2024 at 9:15 PM
8. Once these tweets are gone, they're gone, as are retweets and DMs. But you have an archive of your data, and it can't be used by Twitter for commercial purposes, easily, anymore.
I hope this helps you. Much thanks to gist.github.com/lucahammer , for their wonderful script. Buy them a coffee!
lucahammer’s gists
GitHub Gist: star and fork lucahammer's gists by creating an account on GitHub.
gist.github.com
November 17, 2024 at 4:09 AM
7. Go ahead and select your "tweet-headers.js" file. The script will start running. It will delete roughly 5 tweets per second. For most of us, it won't take very long. In my experience, it didn't delete retweets or DMs, so I removed those by hand.

This is part 6, part 7 is next.
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
6. Paste the script-as I said, it's safe, but be careful about pasting any others in the future. You'll be prompted on the Twitter page at the top to find your "tweet-headers.js" file; it's at <your unzipped folder>/data/moments_tweets_media/tweet-headers.js
This is part 5, part 6 is next.
November 17, 2024 at 4:03 AM
5. Paste the script you copied to your clipboard from Step #2 here at the > prompt. Push Enter. You'll probably get a prompt there asking you to type "allow pasting". The script from the link I posted is safe and peer reviewed; not all are.

This is part 4, part 5 is next.
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
4. There's going to be some intimidating-looking tabs here. Click on the "Console" tab. You'll see a bunch of strange looking messages; ignore most of them (they're not awful but Bluesky should fix them). There is a prompt at the bottom, marked:
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This is part 3, part four is next.
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 AM

2. Copy script from gist.github.com/lucahammer/a... . If you're not used to github, click the "Raw" button and copy the contents to your clipboard.
3. Go to twitter.com and open your javascript console. On most browsers it's F12.
This is part 2, Part 3 is next.
Updates and discussions: https://github.com/lucahammer/tweetXer
Updates and discussions: https://github.com/lucahammer/tweetXer - tweetXer.js
gist.github.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
How to delete Twitter (copied from Reddit, mostly):
1. Export your Twitter archive from twitter.com/settings/dow... (takes 1-2 days; unzip it after downloading). Will require re-auth.
Part 1, Part 2 is next.
Download an archive of your data / X
Download an archive of your data / X
twitter.com
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Watching Queenpins (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queenpins) and it's a lovely palette cleanser and damn funny. We love Kristen Bell.
Queenpins - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Chad 5
This cartoon is spot on.
November 15, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Chad 5
If your president-elect and members of his cabinet have mugshots, you're doing democracy wrong.
November 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Just bought this today. Very inexpensive, merely a Timex, but the screen seems super legible and it doesn't seem as bulky as a lot of other digital watches out there (although I do like G-Shocks quite a bit). Timex has the best backlight in the biz, too.
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Chad 5
Y'all really went for the TEMU version of "rise of the third Reich"
November 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM