Rupert the Bagel... I mean Beagle!
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Rupert the Bagel... I mean Beagle!
@cutebeartrap.bsky.social
Hello, I am a nonbinary person in their 30's who pretends to be a dog sometime for serotonin.

I like games, art, and raunchy men.

Let me play with your balls while we watch scary movies.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
I'm gonna GET that cum, pup.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Feral for this.
Carrying on tummy Tuesday decided to try on all my singlets I’ve collected over the years here’s part 5
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sorry not sorry.
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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just remembered the best comic ever about reading ulysses
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ummm………Hey Coach. I think I need some tips to improve my game.

Have any time to meet in private?
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyways... Happy #fcf from me and my weighted nuts.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Got rear ended a little while back, and now that my car is in the shop, the other person's corporate insurance is being a dick about paying for a rental!

Being an adult is fucking great, guys.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
First of all, this man just isn't play fair with my delicate little heart. (Or my slutty dong)
in my calvins
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hi. I'm predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Another Sunday Funday 🤪
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Hypnotized, and if I gave him the command, it’s eunuch time. 😈 nothing he could do to prevent it. 😂
April 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Fuuuuck. Today I need WEIGHT 🏋️ PRESSURE 🗜️AND DEEP BELLY ACHES 🔨
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I want a transcrotal so badly... Damn.
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I played with my friend's bull master the other day. Had a lot of fun, and pumped my balls up to be huge and sensitive. 🥵
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This post brought me physical pain. XD it's so reallll
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I felt cute in my Doechii merch for date night.
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Mango sticky rice my beloved
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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fewer pants more joints
July 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@puplimbo.bsky.social and I off to see Doechii! So fucking amped.
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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People: "Oh the new Scream 7 trailer came out"

Me:
a message that says " i ain t reading all that free palestine "
ALT: a message that says " i ain t reading all that free palestine "
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I shot so far the other day. Blasted all over the desk and got some on my desk mat. That cum shot felt fucking amazing. 🥵
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I love a little dicked, big balled bear bottom. 🥵
Little dick, big bottom energy
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Legendary hangers
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pitttts
Monday workout done and getting ready for therapy. Quick sniff in my pits first?
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Took some fun pictures today…
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM