Hello! For a writing project - I’m looking to speak to folk about their experiences of Durham Uni in the 80s, or queer culture/experiences in County Durham/Durham in the 80s. All confidential! Thank you !

Okay here’s my only holiday tradition! Hot to Herald Angels Go!

On this day lets remember the wise words of the late, great Dawn Foster

ready to be everyone's favourite villain (person eating sushi on train)

bad weekend to realise one of your winter boots has a hole in the sole (guess which one)

heard a radio ad for a film with keanu reeves and idris elba and was like ooh i wonder what that is before remembering it's sonic 3

i get you probably make a lot of phlegm playing a 90 minute match but i could do without HD shots of footballers hawking snot out their noses

tried pilates for the first time today! the instructor told me to pull my pubic bone up to my nose which was a bit confusing and i'm not sure i managed

Not to blog about it but the reliance on AI for creative endeavors funnels right into fascism because if you stop believing you can imagine something fantastical on your own, you stop believing anything is possible beyond what is fed to you.

i see so many ads for royal match and i think i move the teeniest, tiniest but closer to downloading it each time. i wonder how many years it will take to tip me over the edge. maybe when i retire

There's something I need people to understand.

The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.

The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.

In the sea of high-minded reasons for leaving Twitter, this is the best I've read - Elon Musk is a pathetic dweeb, and being on Twitter is cringe

new text-based social media platform you say? better post about strictly come dancing!!

WHY did i have to see the entirety of pete's dick and balls good CHRIST i did not CONSENT to this

Jamie Oliver episode of Maintenance Phase let's goooooooo

tw coming up for weight/body stuff and death/grief (it has been A Week)

This weekend me and dad sorted through lots of my mum's old clothes. She had around 20 pairs of jeans in a wardrobe, and another vacuum bag full of them in the loft. We sorted through 8 bags of clothes in all.

Important to document that I just got a pub quiz question right because I remembered the lyrics to a hidden track on a 5ive album

Zumba was cancelled, so my movement for today was walking to the shop to buy gluten free biscuits while miming Chappel Roan like I'm the main character in the music video

Coming from a job where it felt impossible to think even five minutes ahead, and several short term contracts before that, it is a profoundly odd (and nice) feeling being able to put things in my diary for a year's time

Heidi: I don't want to have a job when I'm older, I'm not going to have one

Oh sweet baby