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Stacy B
@curlmepurple.bsky.social
Curler, Mom, Travel Agent, Clothing Designer, Wife, Advocate, Loudmouth, Teacher

https://stacysswag.etsy.com
www.Jampacked.blog
I am not a poet, but sometimes, you just gotta get some words out.
February 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm going to be honest, I wasn't entirely confident that January was actually going to end.
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Remember when Trump kidnapped the president of Venezuela? That was this month!
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
These "Professional Agitators" that the orange nepo baby refers to... is there an application that I missed? Are there benefits? Is it a federal position? 401k? How many hours a week? Is travel compensated? So many Feds out of work, you think they would be all over those jobs!
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Sooo.... How do we realistically stop all this? Asking for a country.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I feel like we need a good rock song that we can all sing in protest. Where are the real Rock stars?
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Real question. I'm going to watch the Olympics in Italy. How can I hold an American flag and cheer for the athletes and at the same time be so ashamed to be from America? @chefchip.bsky.social @estherc.bsky.social any ideas? I'm struggling with this.
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is going to be the Olympics I finally learn what it actually means to Twizzle.... Or I'll just keep using it to refer to most movements in everything.
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
My last performance is Thursday, December 4. madtheater.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When my 5ft nothing, frame with my short little legs, can cross those legs in a standard airplane seat then we can talk about wearing anything besides yoga pants. Until then, yoga poses are required to enter, and sit in those seats, so I will dress accordingly.
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In today's "Not the Onion"
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Something tells me that my complete knowledge of all of the lyrics of Les Miz (including harmony parts) is about to be more relevant that I want it to be. #Letthemeatcake
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For those who do not live in the DC area. Along the bottom of our local news, the scroll had the addresses of places where federal workers could pick up food boxes.
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Stacy B
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Finding out it is very hard to move to another country. So let's try a personal ad? Who knows, it could work?
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Scientist husband on furlough just collected data on the school bus arrival times and put charts on the PTA chat. Please open the government!
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Stacy B
October 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For anyone whose curling game didn't go as planned - when you close NASA and put physicists on furlough, you actually suspend physics itself. So that's why your rock went sideways. Blame MAGA.
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wait, I have to wait until NEXT YEAR to get an Ilona Barbie?!?!?! Why tease me like that Mattel? The world could collapse before then.
October 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"It is the old white nepo baby that is sitting in the White House that is causing all the destruction, pain and problems that you are enduring.” - Rep Crockett
#spoton
October 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Some times I wonder how much of my day is spent typing in six digit codes that were texted to me.
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Despite what Green Day says, maybe this year, don't wake me up when September Ends. I'd rather stay asleep.
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am going to Disney with my kid (no political opinion on this please, the trip was book a million years ago). I have a boy. I can really only find princess clothes. I am going to just make some boy leaning "play" clothes for the parks but I am struggling to find more boy characters. Help!
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM