Cunk on Gaming
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(Parody account) Here‘s Philomena Cunk, discovering the world of video gaming.
Video gaming has changed a lot over the last 30 years.
Take #bubsy4d as an example. It took @fabraz.bsky.social 30 years to figure out how to make an actually good game around this bobcat, which is almost as long as it took humanity to write the unrelated belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam.
Take #bubsy4d as an example. It took @fabraz.bsky.social 30 years to figure out how to make an actually good game around this bobcat, which is almost as long as it took humanity to write the unrelated belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam.
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Video gaming has changed a lot over the last 30 years.
Take #bubsy4d as an example. It took @fabraz.bsky.social 30 years to figure out how to make an actually good game around this bobcat, which is almost as long as it took humanity to write the unrelated belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam.
Take #bubsy4d as an example. It took @fabraz.bsky.social 30 years to figure out how to make an actually good game around this bobcat, which is almost as long as it took humanity to write the unrelated belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam.
What started out as two blocks and one dot by @atari.com has turned into a form of art. Video games pull us into spectacular worlds that until recently in human history remained in our wildest imaginations…
What the fuck is this?
#bubsy3d
What the fuck is this?
#bubsy3d
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What started out as two blocks and one dot by @atari.com has turned into a form of art. Video games pull us into spectacular worlds that until recently in human history remained in our wildest imaginations…
What the fuck is this?
#bubsy3d
What the fuck is this?
#bubsy3d
Imagine playing the game Doom from 2016. then imagine your average Barbie movie before the one everyone got so pissed about. And then imagine mixing both together. @girlypop.net added Ultrakill and came up with this game.
My mate Paul came up with a long, droning „uh“ noise.
#dontstopgirlypop
My mate Paul came up with a long, droning „uh“ noise.
#dontstopgirlypop
October 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Imagine playing the game Doom from 2016. then imagine your average Barbie movie before the one everyone got so pissed about. And then imagine mixing both together. @girlypop.net added Ultrakill and came up with this game.
My mate Paul came up with a long, droning „uh“ noise.
#dontstopgirlypop
My mate Paul came up with a long, droning „uh“ noise.
#dontstopgirlypop
Spell Brigade is an interesting game that is inspired by Vampire Survivors. Unfortunately it falls short of its inspiration due to the lack of vampires and survivors.
…
My producer has made me aware that Vampire Survivors lacks survivors too. Truly saddening.
#spellbrigade
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My producer has made me aware that Vampire Survivors lacks survivors too. Truly saddening.
#spellbrigade
August 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Spell Brigade is an interesting game that is inspired by Vampire Survivors. Unfortunately it falls short of its inspiration due to the lack of vampires and survivors.
…
My producer has made me aware that Vampire Survivors lacks survivors too. Truly saddening.
#spellbrigade
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My producer has made me aware that Vampire Survivors lacks survivors too. Truly saddening.
#spellbrigade
Neverness to Everness asks itself the question „How much GTA V and Genshin Impact can you mix in a game until neither can sue you for copyright infringement anymore?“
August 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Neverness to Everness asks itself the question „How much GTA V and Genshin Impact can you mix in a game until neither can sue you for copyright infringement anymore?“
My mate Paul says that if you know what this light means, you qualify for a veterans discount.
What he doesn‘t know is that the Nintendo 3DS released 22 years after the unrelated belgian techno anthem „Pump Up The Jam“.
What he doesn‘t know is that the Nintendo 3DS released 22 years after the unrelated belgian techno anthem „Pump Up The Jam“.
August 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My mate Paul says that if you know what this light means, you qualify for a veterans discount.
What he doesn‘t know is that the Nintendo 3DS released 22 years after the unrelated belgian techno anthem „Pump Up The Jam“.
What he doesn‘t know is that the Nintendo 3DS released 22 years after the unrelated belgian techno anthem „Pump Up The Jam“.
The Riverside is a beautiful place. Lush grass plains, decorated with beautiful trees, colorful mushrooms, cute animals, a bright beach and an indigo sea.
This place is so relaxing that you almost forget that a shiny rock in a hill can turn it into literal hell in an instant.
#ruffyandtheriverside
This place is so relaxing that you almost forget that a shiny rock in a hill can turn it into literal hell in an instant.
#ruffyandtheriverside
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Riverside is a beautiful place. Lush grass plains, decorated with beautiful trees, colorful mushrooms, cute animals, a bright beach and an indigo sea.
This place is so relaxing that you almost forget that a shiny rock in a hill can turn it into literal hell in an instant.
#ruffyandtheriverside
This place is so relaxing that you almost forget that a shiny rock in a hill can turn it into literal hell in an instant.
#ruffyandtheriverside
Pinball Crush combines the joy of hitting on objects with the joy of hitting on girls. It also combines the disappointment men face when they‘re missing and crawling back into their holes.
My mate Paul insists that the fling he has with that blonde girl absolutely means nothing.
#pinballcrush
My mate Paul insists that the fling he has with that blonde girl absolutely means nothing.
#pinballcrush
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pinball Crush combines the joy of hitting on objects with the joy of hitting on girls. It also combines the disappointment men face when they‘re missing and crawling back into their holes.
My mate Paul insists that the fling he has with that blonde girl absolutely means nothing.
#pinballcrush
My mate Paul insists that the fling he has with that blonde girl absolutely means nothing.
#pinballcrush
When watching the race in the parking garage in Tokyo Drift, men have shown 2 kinds of reactions:
Some decide to develop a game that makes the movie parking garage look spacious.
And my mate Paul decided to ruin his car and lose his drivers license like an idiot.
#parkinggaragerallycircuit #pgrc
Some decide to develop a game that makes the movie parking garage look spacious.
And my mate Paul decided to ruin his car and lose his drivers license like an idiot.
#parkinggaragerallycircuit #pgrc
May 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
When watching the race in the parking garage in Tokyo Drift, men have shown 2 kinds of reactions:
Some decide to develop a game that makes the movie parking garage look spacious.
And my mate Paul decided to ruin his car and lose his drivers license like an idiot.
#parkinggaragerallycircuit #pgrc
Some decide to develop a game that makes the movie parking garage look spacious.
And my mate Paul decided to ruin his car and lose his drivers license like an idiot.
#parkinggaragerallycircuit #pgrc
Have you ever looked at a YoYo and decided that these are not insanely boring toys and punched your little brother with them? Apparently some nerds did.
#yoyopunk
#yoyopunk
May 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Have you ever looked at a YoYo and decided that these are not insanely boring toys and punched your little brother with them? Apparently some nerds did.
#yoyopunk
#yoyopunk
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Stardew Valley
March 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stardew Valley
You may remember Furby, those toys designed by Mattel which guidance of Satan himself to torture parents into buying them for their kids only to traumatize both of them as they speak.
Some sick fuck decided that this was not enough and developed #tattletail.
Some sick fuck decided that this was not enough and developed #tattletail.
March 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You may remember Furby, those toys designed by Mattel which guidance of Satan himself to torture parents into buying them for their kids only to traumatize both of them as they speak.
Some sick fuck decided that this was not enough and developed #tattletail.
Some sick fuck decided that this was not enough and developed #tattletail.
Palia is a cozy MMO in which you brutally maim trees and chop their corpses, shank rocks with pickaxes, burn rocks and ores, slaughter deers for their skin and meat, genocide foxes and piss off your neighbors all in the name of escapism and creating a comfortable home.
#palia
#palia
March 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Palia is a cozy MMO in which you brutally maim trees and chop their corpses, shank rocks with pickaxes, burn rocks and ores, slaughter deers for their skin and meat, genocide foxes and piss off your neighbors all in the name of escapism and creating a comfortable home.
#palia
#palia
GearGrit is an open world jump and run game with guns and occasional racing in which you beat lots of guards, monsters and take down dictatorship in a futuristic city.
My mate Paul keeps insisting that i was actually talking about Jak 2.
#geargrit
My mate Paul keeps insisting that i was actually talking about Jak 2.
#geargrit
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
GearGrit is an open world jump and run game with guns and occasional racing in which you beat lots of guards, monsters and take down dictatorship in a futuristic city.
My mate Paul keeps insisting that i was actually talking about Jak 2.
#geargrit
My mate Paul keeps insisting that i was actually talking about Jak 2.
#geargrit
Before the invention of talking about feelings and work life balance, a british fighter could only cure their depression and burnout by making lots and lots of tea.
#wanderstop
#wanderstop
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Before the invention of talking about feelings and work life balance, a british fighter could only cure their depression and burnout by making lots and lots of tea.
#wanderstop
#wanderstop
Wood Oak City is ravaged by a violent syndicate and thousands of thugs from all walks of life! It‘s history teaches us that violence brings us only more and cooler violence and that only a good guy with a fist can stop a bad guy with a fist.
#streetsofrage4
#streetsofrage4
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wood Oak City is ravaged by a violent syndicate and thousands of thugs from all walks of life! It‘s history teaches us that violence brings us only more and cooler violence and that only a good guy with a fist can stop a bad guy with a fist.
#streetsofrage4
#streetsofrage4
The world of Clesseia is in dire need of a knight! However the knight Sir Lionstone is lost and so it‘s on the knightling to save the world by giving enemies blunt force trauma until they die. That wouldn‘t have been necessary if Lionstone keep his damn shield with him.
#theknightling
#theknightling
March 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The world of Clesseia is in dire need of a knight! However the knight Sir Lionstone is lost and so it‘s on the knightling to save the world by giving enemies blunt force trauma until they die. That wouldn‘t have been necessary if Lionstone keep his damn shield with him.
#theknightling
#theknightling
Pelican Town is a quaint little location in Stardew Valley, full of people who don‘t get their asses up to fix a community center, start a farm and then complain about Amazon taking over.
#stardewvalley
#stardewvalley
February 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Pelican Town is a quaint little location in Stardew Valley, full of people who don‘t get their asses up to fix a community center, start a farm and then complain about Amazon taking over.
#stardewvalley
#stardewvalley
Carmen Sandiego is one of the biggest games in 2025! Its world „Earth“ is the same size as our home planet after with Earth has been named. To make it easier for player, VILE operatives only operate in actually interesting locations.
#carmensandiego
#carmensandiego
January 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Carmen Sandiego is one of the biggest games in 2025! Its world „Earth“ is the same size as our home planet after with Earth has been named. To make it easier for player, VILE operatives only operate in actually interesting locations.
#carmensandiego
#carmensandiego
Medici is a wonderful island group in the mediterranean sea. It is also a host of the biggest fandom there is: Namely the fandom of Sebastian DiGiorno Ravioli. Statues, ads, speakers, mines and a paramilitary force have been built in his name.
#justcause
#justcause
January 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Medici is a wonderful island group in the mediterranean sea. It is also a host of the biggest fandom there is: Namely the fandom of Sebastian DiGiorno Ravioli. Statues, ads, speakers, mines and a paramilitary force have been built in his name.
#justcause
#justcause
The Kanto region is marvelous. Kanto is home to a vast array of species humans refer to as pocket monsters, no matter how large they grow. Humans and Poker moms live together and exploit each other under capitalism. And nobody wants to admit here that they find Gardevoir hot.
#pokemon
#pokemon
January 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Kanto region is marvelous. Kanto is home to a vast array of species humans refer to as pocket monsters, no matter how large they grow. Humans and Poker moms live together and exploit each other under capitalism. And nobody wants to admit here that they find Gardevoir hot.
#pokemon
#pokemon