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@culinaryblues.bsky.social
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🍳 dark themes ahead, nsfw
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Writer Serpent 🐍
🍳 Writer 25+ years
🍳 dark themes ahead, nsfw
🍳 minors do not interact
Writer Serpent 🐍
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// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing:
on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong
whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +
on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong
whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +
May 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing:
on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong
whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +
on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong
whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +
Reposted by 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠
Reposted by 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠
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⠀ ⠀ 火拳のエース | 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝐹𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒸𝑒
⠀ ⠀ 火拳のエース | 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝐹𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒸𝑒
April 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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⠀ ⠀ 火拳のエース | 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝐹𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒸𝑒
⠀ ⠀ 火拳のエース | 𝐹𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝐹𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒸𝑒
there's something wrong with me, i'm gravely ill
chopper please, please fix me i think i need a chunk of my brain bleached and hung out to dry
chopper please, please fix me i think i need a chunk of my brain bleached and hung out to dry
April 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
there's something wrong with me, i'm gravely ill
chopper please, please fix me i think i need a chunk of my brain bleached and hung out to dry
chopper please, please fix me i think i need a chunk of my brain bleached and hung out to dry
I DO NOT TRUST HIM AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT
SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH HIM
SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH HIM
April 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I DO NOT TRUST HIM AT ALL, NOT ONE BIT
SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH HIM
SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH HIM
awake. . no anaesthesia. . while he roots around in my body and pulls out my organs
s p l a y ed
s p l a y ed
April 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
awake. . no anaesthesia. . while he roots around in my body and pulls out my organs
s p l a y ed
s p l a y ed
( his eyes widen, stunned into silence before he squints at the other. )
. . are you threatening me, it really doesn't feel like it--
( his neck feels a little hot but he's just going to ignore that )
. . are you threatening me, it really doesn't feel like it--
( his neck feels a little hot but he's just going to ignore that )
blue orbs of his. )
keep telling yourself you’re not fantasizing about me but we both know that you are.
keep telling yourself you’re not fantasizing about me but we both know that you are.
April 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
( his eyes widen, stunned into silence before he squints at the other. )
. . are you threatening me, it really doesn't feel like it--
( his neck feels a little hot but he's just going to ignore that )
. . are you threatening me, it really doesn't feel like it--
( his neck feels a little hot but he's just going to ignore that )
( raising his hands towards him in a 'stop' motion )
it was a thought! a silly thought! a very serious, grumpy man melting into. . my hand, like our adorable chopper-- there was nothing- i wasn't--
( oh god. he looks utterly bewildered now, before yelling at the sky above him )
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it was a thought! a silly thought! a very serious, grumpy man melting into. . my hand, like our adorable chopper-- there was nothing- i wasn't--
( oh god. he looks utterly bewildered now, before yelling at the sky above him )
+
( raising a curious brow now, he seems to have found a sensitive spot to pick at. )
how else would you effectively describe your strange thoughts and imaginations if not calling it a fantasy?
how else would you effectively describe your strange thoughts and imaginations if not calling it a fantasy?
o h nonono-- they're not, it wasn't a 'fantasy'
( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again )
why would you put it that- why use THAT word
( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again )
why would you put it that- why use THAT word
April 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
( raising his hands towards him in a 'stop' motion )
it was a thought! a silly thought! a very serious, grumpy man melting into. . my hand, like our adorable chopper-- there was nothing- i wasn't--
( oh god. he looks utterly bewildered now, before yelling at the sky above him )
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it was a thought! a silly thought! a very serious, grumpy man melting into. . my hand, like our adorable chopper-- there was nothing- i wasn't--
( oh god. he looks utterly bewildered now, before yelling at the sky above him )
+
o h nonono-- they're not, it wasn't a 'fantasy'
( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again )
why would you put it that- why use THAT word
( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again )
why would you put it that- why use THAT word
i believe that raccoon-ya is the only doctor around that’s . . . cute . . and easy to charm.
( he’s the epitome of :C the longer this conversation continues. still appalled by the little comment about a sunny disposition. )
your fantasies are rather strange cook-ya.
( he’s the epitome of :C the longer this conversation continues. still appalled by the little comment about a sunny disposition. )
your fantasies are rather strange cook-ya.
were as easy to charm-- a little scratch and cuddle, a sweet treat and he's putty in your arms-- what then'
April 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
o h nonono-- they're not, it wasn't a 'fantasy'
( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again )
why would you put it that- why use THAT word
( emphasis on the word. he looks a tad nervous before clearing his throat again )
why would you put it that- why use THAT word
( he takes his time to look at her face, the spark in her eyes, the warmth in her cheeks. before blinking at her, smile hidden behind his fingers )
you already have. .
you already have. .
(Nami’s eyes widen a little at the bold suggestion; a spark of mischief reflected in hazelnut eyes.)
Oh, don’t threaten me with a good time, Sanji-kun. Because I just may put a spell on you.
(She shoots back with a coy smile, porcelain cheeks taking on a rosy hue.)
Oh, don’t threaten me with a good time, Sanji-kun. Because I just may put a spell on you.
(She shoots back with a coy smile, porcelain cheeks taking on a rosy hue.)
( cheek in palm, softly shaking his head as he scrunches his nose, whispering )
he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--
he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--
April 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
( he takes his time to look at her face, the spark in her eyes, the warmth in her cheeks. before blinking at her, smile hidden behind his fingers )
you already have. .
you already have. .
( still pursing his lips, so amused. but he does sober up, his manner light and casual as he lights a cigarette in front of the doctor )
no need to get your feathers all ruffled torao-- no, i wouldn't dream of calling Luffy a doctor-- I suppose, it was too cute an image-- 'what if all doctors +
no need to get your feathers all ruffled torao-- no, i wouldn't dream of calling Luffy a doctor-- I suppose, it was too cute an image-- 'what if all doctors +
( jaw clenching, utterly offended. )
last i checked, your captain was no where near qualified to be called a doctor. perhaps all that smoking is catching up to you and has messed with both your lungs and brain.
last i checked, your captain was no where near qualified to be called a doctor. perhaps all that smoking is catching up to you and has messed with both your lungs and brain.
( pursing his lips a bit, before looking at him all sparkly eyed )
o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition
o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition
April 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
( still pursing his lips, so amused. but he does sober up, his manner light and casual as he lights a cigarette in front of the doctor )
no need to get your feathers all ruffled torao-- no, i wouldn't dream of calling Luffy a doctor-- I suppose, it was too cute an image-- 'what if all doctors +
no need to get your feathers all ruffled torao-- no, i wouldn't dream of calling Luffy a doctor-- I suppose, it was too cute an image-- 'what if all doctors +
( pursing his lips a bit, before looking at him all sparkly eyed )
o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition
o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition
i’m just curious, about which doctor in particular you’re referring to.
( squinting at him suspiciously, especially after he starts laughing maniacally. )
( squinting at him suspiciously, especially after he starts laughing maniacally. )
( jumps a little )
wha-- wh y are you here--
( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed )
i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image
( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )
wha-- wh y are you here--
( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed )
i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image
( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )
April 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
( pursing his lips a bit, before looking at him all sparkly eyed )
o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition
o h you wouldn't know him-- he's got a terrible attitude, nothing like you and your. . sunny disposition
it better not be! i have no idea, i just saw my twin getting a headache talking about it
"Wha-NO! I just came here and heard that someone was eating raw meat...
...was it Luffy?"
...was it Luffy?"
someone ELSE?
are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad
are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad
April 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it better not be! i have no idea, i just saw my twin getting a headache talking about it
( jumps a little )
wha-- wh y are you here--
( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed )
i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image
( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )
wha-- wh y are you here--
( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed )
i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image
( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )
what is wrong with you . .
April 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
( jumps a little )
wha-- wh y are you here--
( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed )
i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image
( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )
wha-- wh y are you here--
( clearing his throat, looking rather embarrassed )
i was talking about. . a very specific doctor-- it's just a very- silly image
( bursting into laughter and clasping two hands to his mouth )
someone ELSE?
are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad
are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad
"Uhh.....did I hear someone say something about someone else eating raw meat...?"
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
someone ELSE?
are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad
are you doing this too?? what is this some kind of fitness fad
. . imagine if i could do the same to the other doctor
a little scratch behind his ear. . .
a little scratch behind his ear. . .
April 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
. . imagine if i could do the same to the other doctor
a little scratch behind his ear. . .
a little scratch behind his ear. . .
mhm, all fluffed up for n o o reason, come here-- i got your special treats waiting, safe from prying hands rubbery or otherwise--
( picking him up easily and carrying him over across the deck )
how lucky i am to have a stern doctor watching my every move. .
( said as he continues rubbing +
( picking him up easily and carrying him over across the deck )
how lucky i am to have a stern doctor watching my every move. .
( said as he continues rubbing +
you can’t go back on your word now! you made a pro— o h . . mm . .
( melting under his touch, going all smiley and pushing his head into his touch. )
( melting under his touch, going all smiley and pushing his head into his touch. )
okay okay! calm down. . i promise i won't do something insane like that, alright?
( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )
( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )
April 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
mhm, all fluffed up for n o o reason, come here-- i got your special treats waiting, safe from prying hands rubbery or otherwise--
( picking him up easily and carrying him over across the deck )
how lucky i am to have a stern doctor watching my every move. .
( said as he continues rubbing +
( picking him up easily and carrying him over across the deck )
how lucky i am to have a stern doctor watching my every move. .
( said as he continues rubbing +
okay okay! calm down. . i promise i won't do something insane like that, alright?
( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )
( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )
THIS IS NOT FLIRTING!?!
you’re WEIRD sanji.
( sticking his tongue out and making a disgusted face. )
no, it’s still not funny. ABSOLUTELY NO bleeding out on my watch.
you’re WEIRD sanji.
( sticking his tongue out and making a disgusted face. )
no, it’s still not funny. ABSOLUTELY NO bleeding out on my watch.
( a little bump grows where the hoof gets him )
a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE!
( pouty faced and rubbing at his head )
it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?
a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE!
( pouty faced and rubbing at his head )
it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?
April 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
okay okay! calm down. . i promise i won't do something insane like that, alright?
( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )
( the tongue sticky outie is too cute for words. . he's already scritching him behind the ear )
oh god
who's eating raw meat
( kneading his forehead )
who's eating raw meat
( kneading his forehead )
April 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
oh god
who's eating raw meat
( kneading his forehead )
who's eating raw meat
( kneading his forehead )
( a little bump grows where the hoof gets him )
a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE!
( pouty faced and rubbing at his head )
it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?
a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE!
( pouty faced and rubbing at his head )
it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?
( smacking him on the head with his hoof for good measure. )
NOT FUNNY! don’t you dare make stupid jokes like this ever again sanji!!!
NOT FUNNY! don’t you dare make stupid jokes like this ever again sanji!!!
( yelling! and tripping )
( raising his hands in surrender )
it was A JOKE! A JOKE!
( raising his hands in surrender )
it was A JOKE! A JOKE!
April 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
( a little bump grows where the hoof gets him )
a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE!
( pouty faced and rubbing at his head )
it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?
a wh CAN'T A MAN FLIRT WITH HIS DARLING IN PEACE!
( pouty faced and rubbing at his head )
it's a little funny. . . because mossy calls her a witch, get it?
( cheek in palm, softly shaking his head as he scrunches his nose, whispering )
he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--
he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--
(Giggling, she shakes her head in amusement; a playful smile framed her features.)
I don’t think Chopper would approve of that, Sanji-kun. Don’t cause the little guy any more stress than you already do.
I don’t think Chopper would approve of that, Sanji-kun. Don’t cause the little guy any more stress than you already do.
( brows raised, he points a finger at her )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
April 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
( cheek in palm, softly shaking his head as he scrunches his nose, whispering )
he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--
he doesn't have to know. . you could have me as a sacrifice in the middle of the night-- who would know, really--
( yelling! and tripping )
( raising his hands in surrender )
it was A JOKE! A JOKE!
( raising his hands in surrender )
it was A JOKE! A JOKE!
( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. )
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
( brows raised, he points a finger at her )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
April 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
( yelling! and tripping )
( raising his hands in surrender )
it was A JOKE! A JOKE!
( raising his hands in surrender )
it was A JOKE! A JOKE!
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( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. )
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
( brows raised, he points a finger at her )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
(She chimes in with a little chuckle.)
We will see about that…and no, I think I’m good without your blood. Plus, aren’t you anemic already with the amount of nosebleeds you have had before?
(She teases, mirroring a smirk.)
We will see about that…and no, I think I’m good without your blood. Plus, aren’t you anemic already with the amount of nosebleeds you have had before?
(She teases, mirroring a smirk.)
April 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
( charging at him at full speed and kicking him in the shin. )
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
( brows raised, he points a finger at her )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
(She chimes in with a little chuckle.)
We will see about that…and no, I think I’m good without your blood. Plus, aren’t you anemic already with the amount of nosebleeds you have had before?
(She teases, mirroring a smirk.)
We will see about that…and no, I think I’m good without your blood. Plus, aren’t you anemic already with the amount of nosebleeds you have had before?
(She teases, mirroring a smirk.)
( laughing heartily before a smirk climbs onto his lips )
h o! then you shall outlive me by decades, would you like my blood too, in a little vial to wear around your pretty neck ?
( batting his lashes at her in a silly way )
h o! then you shall outlive me by decades, would you like my blood too, in a little vial to wear around your pretty neck ?
( batting his lashes at her in a silly way )
April 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
( brows raised, he points a finger at her )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
Exactly! Might as well put it to good use since it's going to run out of me like a tap sooner or later
( chewing on his lip now to keep from smiling too much-- she was adorable with her teasing )
i- guess so. . he is a good one, a bit tough around the edges still. god, i hope i'm not too much like him. . .
( makes a face )
but yes! i want to live in a matriarchal society, do as women ask of me, i am completely fine with that
( makes a face )
but yes! i want to live in a matriarchal society, do as women ask of me, i am completely fine with that
They are!
Down with the patriarchy!
(She grinned.)
Yeah, your old man that raised you is a good one. I’m glad you found each other.
Down with the patriarchy!
(She grinned.)
Yeah, your old man that raised you is a good one. I’m glad you found each other.
men are the root of all things evil. . men raising men to be hard, evil things
i'm just lucky the man who raised me taught me better
i'm just lucky the man who raised me taught me better
April 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i- guess so. . he is a good one, a bit tough around the edges still. god, i hope i'm not too much like him. . .
( makes a face )
but yes! i want to live in a matriarchal society, do as women ask of me, i am completely fine with that
( makes a face )
but yes! i want to live in a matriarchal society, do as women ask of me, i am completely fine with that