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The reason bread goes missing.
Is this the year I start actually watching Premier League? I can do it!
August 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Is this the year I start actually watching Premier League? I can do it!
I keep accidentally texting my mom instead of my friends.
August 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I keep accidentally texting my mom instead of my friends.
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Fuck it. I’m gonna start pronouncing, “Zebra” like British people.
July 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fuck it. I’m gonna start pronouncing, “Zebra” like British people.
My husband just offered to watch the girls so I could go practice drums… he’s either sweet or he wants to start a band and needs a drummer.
April 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My husband just offered to watch the girls so I could go practice drums… he’s either sweet or he wants to start a band and needs a drummer.
There is yogurt under there…
March 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There is yogurt under there…
Up at 3 with baby and I’m surprisingly not that sleepy so I thought I’d get a jump on my pile of work to maybe avoid working late tonight. Turns out, a small person has locked and shut my office door which has a privacy lock… sounds like a problem for 8AM Darlene.
March 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Up at 3 with baby and I’m surprisingly not that sleepy so I thought I’d get a jump on my pile of work to maybe avoid working late tonight. Turns out, a small person has locked and shut my office door which has a privacy lock… sounds like a problem for 8AM Darlene.
Went to change baby’s diaper and cat got in her place and refused to move. FAFO I guess?
March 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Went to change baby’s diaper and cat got in her place and refused to move. FAFO I guess?
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Football is the ballet of the masses.
March 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Football is the ballet of the masses.
Earlier I was starting to feel overwhelmed so I chugged a La Croix and that seemed to do something.
March 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Earlier I was starting to feel overwhelmed so I chugged a La Croix and that seemed to do something.
We need a Jordan Morris statue.
March 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We need a Jordan Morris statue.
Georgi Minoungou is unreal.
March 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Georgi Minoungou is unreal.
The Sounders are so good I want to cry. Lol
a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proud
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March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The Sounders are so good I want to cry. Lol
My dad refuses to believe my husband is allergic to strawberries and keeps suggesting he tries them again. Is my dad trying to get rid of him??
March 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My dad refuses to believe my husband is allergic to strawberries and keeps suggesting he tries them again. Is my dad trying to get rid of him??
Had a physical and the doctor was so shocked by my great cholesterol I was kinda offended. I’m fat, yes, and I have great bloodwork. Accept it!
I told her I went vegan and then she prodded to ask if I meant vegetarian? If I eat cheese? If I eat eggs? She wanted to know what I eat!
I told her I went vegan and then she prodded to ask if I meant vegetarian? If I eat cheese? If I eat eggs? She wanted to know what I eat!
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Had a physical and the doctor was so shocked by my great cholesterol I was kinda offended. I’m fat, yes, and I have great bloodwork. Accept it!
I told her I went vegan and then she prodded to ask if I meant vegetarian? If I eat cheese? If I eat eggs? She wanted to know what I eat!
I told her I went vegan and then she prodded to ask if I meant vegetarian? If I eat cheese? If I eat eggs? She wanted to know what I eat!
Tonight I impressed my child my telling her that I have pooped so many poops before and I know what I’m doing.
March 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Tonight I impressed my child my telling her that I have pooped so many poops before and I know what I’m doing.
And a sore throat and a deadline.
a man says " i got chills they 're multiplying "
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March 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
And a sore throat and a deadline.
I stream music on my television for us to sleep to and the photos of the artist is usually up on screen and I'll tell you what… This M83 photo is not what you want to wake up to in the middle of the night.
March 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I stream music on my television for us to sleep to and the photos of the artist is usually up on screen and I'll tell you what… This M83 photo is not what you want to wake up to in the middle of the night.
Remind me to never buy concert tickets again. I have had to resell or lose every ticket I've bought for the past few years. 🥲
March 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Remind me to never buy concert tickets again. I have had to resell or lose every ticket I've bought for the past few years. 🥲
Watching soccer was supposed to make me feel better, why do we have to be cursed in SLC??
March 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Watching soccer was supposed to make me feel better, why do we have to be cursed in SLC??
Purrsephone lives for chaos.
March 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Purrsephone lives for chaos.
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One of the hardest parts of being the only vegan in the house is not being able to join in on the family meal sometimes. I finally bought myself some basics to make soup so I can partake in pho night. I’m one of the guys!
February 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
One of the hardest parts of being the only vegan in the house is not being able to join in on the family meal sometimes. I finally bought myself some basics to make soup so I can partake in pho night. I’m one of the guys!
After 21 years, I have decided to retire my labret piercing. The dental hygienist showed me my gum was receding slightly more on one tooth than the other and it was enough to convince me.
21 years was long enough for me to develop a personality, I guess.
21 years was long enough for me to develop a personality, I guess.
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
After 21 years, I have decided to retire my labret piercing. The dental hygienist showed me my gum was receding slightly more on one tooth than the other and it was enough to convince me.
21 years was long enough for me to develop a personality, I guess.
21 years was long enough for me to develop a personality, I guess.