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“AI” is just a tool like anything else. it is not a god or an end-all, be-all. if we could just stop taking every single cycle of tech bro hypeshittification seriously the world would be so much better off
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
achievement unlocked: used 5 internal system acronyms in a single sentence
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
i've build a lot of stuff over the years and the thing i'm most proud of?
not the robots, not the super low-latency APIs, but a silly Bluesky bot that posts Magic: the Gathering art every hour.

costs next to nothing to run on AWS and all written in Rust.
@moxarcana.com get across it
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
another day, another linked list reversal avoided
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
when i first started writing Rust, i thought i'd be building well-oiled performant libraries that run like with the intricacies of a Swiss watch.

what i end up making is a loud, clunky, diesel-powered monstrosity that's in some desperate need of WD40

but boy does it run well
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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ooooooo rusty burn
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
there exists a company in glasgow that specialised in automated chemistry and AI-discovery of new molecules.
they recently opened a multi-million £££ complex to enable this.

it's funny to think that none of that would have happened if a glass syringe didn't explode in my face
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
> team release a change
> breaks everything downstream
> rollback and try to triage the issue
> turns out comparing a string with a number is a bad idea
> fucking javascript
> typescript rewrite brought forward
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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And what hole does rust go in?

Why, the C hole, of course!
so glad I can be learning Rust from the experts at Adobe, their beautiful elegant code is really an inspiration 😊
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
> with Rust atomics, you can use all different kinds of memory ordering!
> sequentially consistent.
> yeah, but there's more like Acquire, Release, Relaxed, and eve-
> sequentially. consistent.
> ...
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
one of my Rust crates is approaching 20k downloads.
now, is 99.9% of those just different registries re-indexing or whatever? yes.
but i don't care, downloads are downloads i guess
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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What really makes IaC special is that it makes those bugs easily reproducible
Infrastructure as Code is great because it allows you to write infrastructure bugs
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Be careful with your Halloween candy this year, someone tried to hide the Danish Language in this one.
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
fighting the rust borrow checker?
bring out ol' reliable and forget it even exists
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I'm very sorry!
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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These are my daughters

#cats #catsofbluesky
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
kotlin can do anything
Or you can just use Kotlin for iOS and Kotlin multiplatform
📣Announcing the first preview releases of Swift for Android, enabling you to build Android business logic with the same Swift that you use for Apple platforms. www.swift.org/blog/nightly... #Android
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
> makes a one-line change to an Elixir repo in work
> adds 'Elixir developer' to CV
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
lol azure
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
this but ignoring the making it fast part because i'm a corvid who gets easily distracted by shiny things and never gets round to making it fast
My current Rust mentality is "Make it work, then make it fast"

Which means i'm writing some of the most horrible and inefficient code ever,

But once it works, and I can get tests to validate it, I can then work on making it faster and not worry too much about getting it correct at the same time.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
all software is a mess
some messes just look more organised than others
under that facade of a clean room is a closet filled with trash just waiting to burst out
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Which brings us to the age-old question:

Has nobody done this before because it's hard?
Or because it's really fucking stupid?
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i have returned from vacation.
my next work sprint won't know what hit it
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
there’s a cat cafe in reykjavík
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i thought it was just a name, not an actual Blue Lagoon
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM