Calliope is figuring out BSky
@csaunderswrites.bsky.social
📝 Writer of Smut • 📖 Reader of Shmexy Stories • 👾 Gamer of Games • 🏳️🌈 Pan of Sexuals • 🏳️⚧️ Gender Affirming Account • ♀️ She/Her • 🔞 18+ ONLY
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Trying this BSky out for the first time! A preview of what you get with me:
✨ Lvl 38
♍ Virgo
🏳️🌈 Pansexual
🧠 Neurodivergenty AF
❤️🔥 Smutty Stories
🥵 Naughty Humour
🍸 Stories from the bar
🦔 Hedgehog Lurve
👾 Gaming Love
🕉️ Mental Health Advocate
#WritingCommunity #EroticaWriter #AmWriting #Erotica
✨ Lvl 38
♍ Virgo
🏳️🌈 Pansexual
🧠 Neurodivergenty AF
❤️🔥 Smutty Stories
🥵 Naughty Humour
🍸 Stories from the bar
🦔 Hedgehog Lurve
👾 Gaming Love
🕉️ Mental Health Advocate
#WritingCommunity #EroticaWriter #AmWriting #Erotica
I fucking love the internet when it internets! 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I fucking love the internet when it internets! 🤣
Sooooo as I finish a story up, I'm still kinda shy about sending my stories out into the world for the first time.
Would anyone be interested in beta reading my very first story of my anthology series, and giving me their honest opinion and hotness rating?
🥹 👉👈
#AmWriting #Erotica
Would anyone be interested in beta reading my very first story of my anthology series, and giving me their honest opinion and hotness rating?
🥹 👉👈
#AmWriting #Erotica
June 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sooooo as I finish a story up, I'm still kinda shy about sending my stories out into the world for the first time.
Would anyone be interested in beta reading my very first story of my anthology series, and giving me their honest opinion and hotness rating?
🥹 👉👈
#AmWriting #Erotica
Would anyone be interested in beta reading my very first story of my anthology series, and giving me their honest opinion and hotness rating?
🥹 👉👈
#AmWriting #Erotica
Happy Hump Day, fellow internet perverts!
First day of my work week. Here we go! Let's get this!
First day of my work week. Here we go! Let's get this!
a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it
ALT: a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it
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June 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Hump Day, fellow internet perverts!
First day of my work week. Here we go! Let's get this!
First day of my work week. Here we go! Let's get this!
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The most popular pianist at the club knows the best performance is not about length, it’s about proper fingering.
a person is playing a piano with a blue light coming out of it
ALT: a person is playing a piano with a blue light coming out of it
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June 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The most popular pianist at the club knows the best performance is not about length, it’s about proper fingering.
It may be Tuesday, but it's my Sunday.
Ramping up for another work week with a nice Epson salt bath, complete with lavender and face mask. Bring it on, fancy restaurant! ✊ ❤️🔥
#ServerLife
Ramping up for another work week with a nice Epson salt bath, complete with lavender and face mask. Bring it on, fancy restaurant! ✊ ❤️🔥
#ServerLife
June 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It may be Tuesday, but it's my Sunday.
Ramping up for another work week with a nice Epson salt bath, complete with lavender and face mask. Bring it on, fancy restaurant! ✊ ❤️🔥
#ServerLife
Ramping up for another work week with a nice Epson salt bath, complete with lavender and face mask. Bring it on, fancy restaurant! ✊ ❤️🔥
#ServerLife
5: I can't open the car door!
Me: You have to pull the handle out.
5: I were pulling out, but it didn't work! It doesn't make any sense!
Me: *resists urge to record sound byte for the future*
Me: You have to pull the handle out.
5: I were pulling out, but it didn't work! It doesn't make any sense!
Me: *resists urge to record sound byte for the future*
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
5: I can't open the car door!
Me: You have to pull the handle out.
5: I were pulling out, but it didn't work! It doesn't make any sense!
Me: *resists urge to record sound byte for the future*
Me: You have to pull the handle out.
5: I were pulling out, but it didn't work! It doesn't make any sense!
Me: *resists urge to record sound byte for the future*
Post a female character you love
June 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Post a female character you love
Admissions: Your application is processed, you just need your account activated, email IT.
IT: We can't activate your account bc your application isn't processed, phone admissions.
I just want to buy 2 motherfucking classes from my alma mater. Is that too much to ask???
😭 😭 😭
IT: We can't activate your account bc your application isn't processed, phone admissions.
I just want to buy 2 motherfucking classes from my alma mater. Is that too much to ask???
😭 😭 😭
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Admissions: Your application is processed, you just need your account activated, email IT.
IT: We can't activate your account bc your application isn't processed, phone admissions.
I just want to buy 2 motherfucking classes from my alma mater. Is that too much to ask???
😭 😭 😭
IT: We can't activate your account bc your application isn't processed, phone admissions.
I just want to buy 2 motherfucking classes from my alma mater. Is that too much to ask???
😭 😭 😭
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Yearning is so last year. I'm in my "I already own this" era
June 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yearning is so last year. I'm in my "I already own this" era
Today's yoga session background music: Sailor Moon Lo-fi Beats
🌙 💖
🌙 💖
a girl in a sailor moon outfit is flying through the air holding a wand
ALT: a girl in a sailor moon outfit is flying through the air holding a wand
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June 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Today's yoga session background music: Sailor Moon Lo-fi Beats
🌙 💖
🌙 💖
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![Stop wasting your time looking back. You are not going that way
[black cat with fairy wings and 3 fairy silhouettes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eo27grztl5mjj62p3kr4k3bz/bafkreifnefvqa46lnntmnj7tvyk6kit35xgh4ka64h37c2tezptk5j3dnq@jpeg)
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Same goes for all those users who put "🚫 PORN" in their bio/name.
If you're put in a list that serves that purpose, it's bizarre to complain about it. We're respecting your clearly stated boundaries. 🤷♀️
Speaking of which, here's my block list for "🚫 PORN" accounts.
bsky.app/profile/sinm...
#NSFW
If you're put in a list that serves that purpose, it's bizarre to complain about it. We're respecting your clearly stated boundaries. 🤷♀️
Speaking of which, here's my block list for "🚫 PORN" accounts.
bsky.app/profile/sinm...
#NSFW
June 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Same goes for all those users who put "🚫 PORN" in their bio/name.
If you're put in a list that serves that purpose, it's bizarre to complain about it. We're respecting your clearly stated boundaries. 🤷♀️
Speaking of which, here's my block list for "🚫 PORN" accounts.
bsky.app/profile/sinm...
#NSFW
If you're put in a list that serves that purpose, it's bizarre to complain about it. We're respecting your clearly stated boundaries. 🤷♀️
Speaking of which, here's my block list for "🚫 PORN" accounts.
bsky.app/profile/sinm...
#NSFW
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PSA: Your Scrivener research folder is not where good intentions go to die. Actually use those character sheets you spent hours creating.
June 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
PSA: Your Scrivener research folder is not where good intentions go to die. Actually use those character sheets you spent hours creating.
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June 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I will not be buying, watching, playing, or otherwise consuming anything to do with any of J. K. Rowling's properties. If it has even the slightest chance of legitimizing her or funding her horrible "causes", fuck that noise.
This is one instance where I will not separate the art from the artist
This is one instance where I will not separate the art from the artist
J.K. Rowling is using her wealth attained from the "Harry Potter" series to create an organization dedicated to removing transgender people's rights "in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces.”
🔗: bit.ly/3ZBRxYk
🔗: bit.ly/3ZBRxYk
May 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I will not be buying, watching, playing, or otherwise consuming anything to do with any of J. K. Rowling's properties. If it has even the slightest chance of legitimizing her or funding her horrible "causes", fuck that noise.
This is one instance where I will not separate the art from the artist
This is one instance where I will not separate the art from the artist
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![Of course size matters. No one wants a small cup of coffee.
[picture of a woman in a green dress holding a cup of coffee and sitting]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eo27grztl5mjj62p3kr4k3bz/bafkreidmx3l2p5p7q2l4oz6jusire2xzuuyka2fssvykirziou4wxiz5uq@jpeg)
Head chef: We want to serve to the right always, that way your customer can anticipate you and move accordingly.
Me: almost drops 3 plates due to customers flailing while conversing, and knocks one lady's head on the plate when she moves TO the right.
🤦 😅 😂
#FineDiningThings
Me: almost drops 3 plates due to customers flailing while conversing, and knocks one lady's head on the plate when she moves TO the right.
🤦 😅 😂
#FineDiningThings
May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Head chef: We want to serve to the right always, that way your customer can anticipate you and move accordingly.
Me: almost drops 3 plates due to customers flailing while conversing, and knocks one lady's head on the plate when she moves TO the right.
🤦 😅 😂
#FineDiningThings
Me: almost drops 3 plates due to customers flailing while conversing, and knocks one lady's head on the plate when she moves TO the right.
🤦 😅 😂
#FineDiningThings
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💫 Don't be afraid to burn bridges as needed!
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May 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
💫 Don't be afraid to burn bridges as needed!
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My sexuality: i have a giant hole where my mother's love was supposed to be and I'm trying to fill it with dick.
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My sexuality: i have a giant hole where my mother's love was supposed to be and I'm trying to fill it with dick.
Happy Monday, fellow internet perverts!
Having a hard time getting out of my head and getting started, so I guess it's a quick yoga day today.
Be kind to yourselves, buddies! We're all going through a lot! 💖
Having a hard time getting out of my head and getting started, so I guess it's a quick yoga day today.
Be kind to yourselves, buddies! We're all going through a lot! 💖
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Monday, fellow internet perverts!
Having a hard time getting out of my head and getting started, so I guess it's a quick yoga day today.
Be kind to yourselves, buddies! We're all going through a lot! 💖
Having a hard time getting out of my head and getting started, so I guess it's a quick yoga day today.
Be kind to yourselves, buddies! We're all going through a lot! 💖
The pokemon that runs this account
May 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The pokemon that runs this account