heather
@crystalscoda.bsky.social
21. trans woman. 97 aprove. an independent voice of reason. ask me about my Bluey Hitchcock AU <3
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heather
@crystalscoda.bsky.social
· Mar 17
Pregaming my Alfred Hitchcock with a little bit of Bluey!
Might pick this up later. www.xbox.com/en-GB/games/...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Might pick this up later. www.xbox.com/en-GB/games/...
Fuck... I should've stuck to refining crude oil... #regretsky
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Fuck... I should've stuck to refining crude oil... #regretsky
Pikachu big and round, floating away... please come back another day 💔
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Pikachu big and round, floating away... please come back another day 💔
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F*cked up in the "crib" cracking geodes 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
F*cked up in the "crib" cracking geodes 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
He has his own Wikipedia page? He's a fake goat.
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 PM
He has his own Wikipedia page? He's a fake goat.
Hillary Clinton and Mr Tumble so sad they fell like the towers #GONETOSOON one aft erhte other
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hillary Clinton and Mr Tumble so sad they fell like the towers #GONETOSOON one aft erhte other
This is your 15 minute Hillary Clinton warning Please be aware !
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This is your 15 minute Hillary Clinton warning Please be aware !
my egg hmmpphhhhh my egggg hrrghhhhhmmmpphhhhh my fucking egggg hmmmmmppy
girl with spetum piercing : my eggg hrryuuugghhhh
obama : egg djabdiba my egg hrrrggghmmmmmm ^w^
girl with stepmum : Hello...? I'm waiting...?
girl with spetum piercing : my eggg hrryuuugghhhh
obama : egg djabdiba my egg hrrrggghmmmmmm ^w^
girl with stepmum : Hello...? I'm waiting...?
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
my egg hmmpphhhhh my egggg hrrghhhhhmmmpphhhhh my fucking egggg hmmmmmppy
girl with spetum piercing : my eggg hrryuuugghhhh
obama : egg djabdiba my egg hrrrggghmmmmmm ^w^
girl with stepmum : Hello...? I'm waiting...?
girl with spetum piercing : my eggg hrryuuugghhhh
obama : egg djabdiba my egg hrrrggghmmmmmm ^w^
girl with stepmum : Hello...? I'm waiting...?
My breakfast was kind of exhibiting egg behaviour... #Muff(NonSexual)LikeAMealForMyMorning
January 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My breakfast was kind of exhibiting egg behaviour... #Muff(NonSexual)LikeAMealForMyMorning
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Heated Rivalry is the Six Dead Sexual Moths of queer media. In this dusty wardrobe and eat my Moth Balls - the one hockey player says this. New moth smoothie -> gay conclusion. Lets freaking go, wokeheads! The biggest leap in queer rights since Beverly Hills Chihuahua and/or Stonewall #heatedrivalry
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Heated Rivalry is the Six Dead Sexual Moths of queer media. In this dusty wardrobe and eat my Moth Balls - the one hockey player says this. New moth smoothie -> gay conclusion. Lets freaking go, wokeheads! The biggest leap in queer rights since Beverly Hills Chihuahua and/or Stonewall #heatedrivalry
spider riders was so fucking lit oh my goddddd im so excited to go home and watch spider riders after this colonoscpy i asked my doctor to put it on while he roots for treasure around inn there and he said no so i have o wait to go home and wath it but thats alrigt
January 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
spider riders was so fucking lit oh my goddddd im so excited to go home and watch spider riders after this colonoscpy i asked my doctor to put it on while he roots for treasure around inn there and he said no so i have o wait to go home and wath it but thats alrigt
2027 prediction: europe is obliterated and ireland is all that remains. For more information see this link: chopsockychooks.fandom.com/wiki/Oni
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January 31, 2026 at 6:45 PM
2027 prediction: europe is obliterated and ireland is all that remains. For more information see this link: chopsockychooks.fandom.com/wiki/Oni
fucked up in the crib watching Prent
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
fucked up in the crib watching Prent
It's not a food . You can't say it's a food because it's simply not a food .
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
It's not a food . You can't say it's a food because it's simply not a food .
Me when I'm 30: Hags aren't allowed to use the Fizzy Pop Button.
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January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Me when I'm 30: Hags aren't allowed to use the Fizzy Pop Button.
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Jif & Skippy Playing With The Shrink Ray.
April 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Jif & Skippy Playing With The Shrink Ray.
You're losing chess to Green Eggs & Ham.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
You're losing chess to Green Eggs & Ham.
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in my doves of peace era 🕊️
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
in my doves of peace era 🕊️
Approached by a cheeky chap - send him away ✅
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Approached by a cheeky chap - send him away ✅
The lore implications of Fat Cock Friday. Fuck. How are there not video essays on this yet. Pathetic. #HateAllYouTubers
January 24, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The lore implications of Fat Cock Friday. Fuck. How are there not video essays on this yet. Pathetic. #HateAllYouTubers