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Cryptrik
@cryptrik.bsky.social
29/♂

Music producer, blender, appreciator. Strolling life's eternal beach. PFP by @pinkieoats.boo

http://youtube.com/user/cryptrik
http://cryptrik.bandcamp.com
You'll be hard-pressed to find some Thanksgiving turkeys around here, since they're all chillin' at the beach!
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'll be going to MAGFest for the first time ever this year! I can't wait to experience it!
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Getting ready to move once again...Hopefully this is the last time!
October 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Gimme the beat boys and then some more
I wanna throw shapes to that mad hardcore and drift away....
October 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It looks like it's gonna be another circling-the-drain season for my Saints, so why don't they just have a cooking competition every Sunday instead? Whoever prepares the tastiest gumbo gets team MVP that week, and nobody has to worry about getting their ankles rolled in half!
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They gave me my Dunkin order for free this morning! It's gonna be a good day...
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I do my best to catch up with the latest UK hardcore releases, but many of the labels use AI-generated album art and it calcifies my arteries every time I see one
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A "Trapped in the Drive Thru" YTP would pop off so hard...There's so many lyrics to sentence mix, you could make him say ANYTHING!
September 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You can ascertain a lot about Last FM Pro users based on their preferred artist image selections
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I decided to reupload the "John & Jack: Track Team" video because it was getting abnormal analytics...so for real, let your heartbeat do it again. Thank you to @moralem.bsky.social for the immaculate artwork!

youtu.be/bIwCu1Rnlqg
John & Jack: Track Team
YouTube video by Cryptrik
youtu.be
August 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I found a super comfy Fitz and the Tantrums hoodie at the thrift store last weekend, so by law I must revisit their catalog
August 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I went with my brothers to the local comic-con, and I thought it was a neat experience. The vendors had all sorts of cool toys and games, and I even saw a few folks in cosplay! I need to remember to get out of my shell next time and socialize though, that's where the secret sauce lies
August 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's been too hot to go to the beach every weekend this month, I swear every time I hear a seagull it's taunting me somehow
July 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I decided to change the look of my channel page slightly, and I'm bringing it back to my friend @pinkieoats.boo's wonderful Toad Lammy icon! It's been almost 10 years now, and it hasn't aged a single day.
July 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Can you really call it a thrift store if it doesn't have at least two copies of Wii Fit for sale?
June 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ04...

I may have crept too close to the power source for this one...
Electroechii
YouTube video by Cryptrik
www.youtube.com
June 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I feel like I don't really know what to say half the time I visit this site so I just end up lurking
June 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3J-... I found this on the Milkshake Man's secret menu! =
Full-Flavor Shake
YouTube video by Cryptrik
www.youtube.com
June 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I figured out how to install Twilight Menu on my old DS flashcart, and it's so cool how I can play old GBA games with it. Last night, I hit 200 million points on Pokemon Pinball! It aged so well!
May 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I still miss plug dj...
May 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Now that I live within striking distance of where they hold MagFest every year, I really think I'm gonna try and see if it's possible for me to finally go
May 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Doechii's high quality rip of Somebody That I Used to Know has been a bit of a slow burn, but I think I'm into it now
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
On the road again...
April 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM